Falls to his knees
"OH MERCIFUL COMPUTER!" Shouting, "you have given me this guidance! And while I yearn to fulfill your request with every fiber of my being I have to admit that your directions are vague and less helpful than I had originally thought!" Praying, "Dear Lord almighty computer please send your humble servant a small guidance so that I might achieve the goal you have set out for me."
Remains on knees, eyes closed, meditating and waiting for the answer to his request.
One of these things is not like the others.
Every penny saved costs the government 2.1cents.