ITT we play Paranoia [GAME IN PROGRESS]

[t1mm01994]

OVERTHROW THE GM! COMPUTER HAS TO DIE!

[Badion]

"Hello good sir. I believe your secessionist ideals are not in line with our master, the almighty and merciful Computer. Please stop all propaganda or I will be forced to defend my lords honor."

Places bag on the ground and unzips lower half of jump suit revealing a dull gray underwear.

[matt96]

I am warning you, don't overthrow the GM, the GM is needed to roll for our actions, without a GM, we are incapable of doing anything!

[t1mm01994]

Oh. In that case, let him remain resided in our capital, reigning over us.

[Badion]

"Thank you good sir. Now, if you don't mind. Can you please direct me to the soylent red plant. I received a note from the almighty," holds up paper, "and I do not wish to upset it."

Picks up bag but leave bottom half of dull gray jump suit on the ground. Takes towel out of luggage and places around his neck.

[matt96]

"I have no idea as to where the soylent red plant is, perhaps you should ask the Computer for directions, be careful not to accidentally enter a hallway of higher clearance."

[Badion]

Falls to his knees

"OH MERCIFUL COMPUTER!" Shouting, "you have given me this guidance! And while I yearn to fulfill your request with every fiber of my being I have to admit that your directions are vague and less helpful than I had originally thought!" Praying, "Dear Lord almighty computer please send your humble servant a small guidance so that I might achieve the goal you have set out for me."

Remains on knees, eyes closed, meditating and waiting for the answer to his request.

[skellious]

A small red circular object falls on your head, possibly from The Computer, possibly from a storage crate lodged disintegrating in the ceiling. Examining it, you find it has a small pointer that always seems to point in the same direction, regardless of how the device is held.

so sorry all, I had things happen in my life and kinda lost track of this game! :S Please forgive me!!!

[Badion]

This shiny red needle is pretty. If only I had something which described the general location around me, I might be able to use it to guide me someplace important.

Pulls out a towel and some matches and some wood from bag.

stands on towel and prays to mighty computer.

[skellious]

A large section of ducting dislodges itself from the ceiling and hurtles down towards you. It looks like it means business, a facility you did not previously realise ducting was capable of performing.

[Badion]

Thanks to my pants-less state, I swiftly dive to the left. Concerned with the look that the duct gave me. I leave the immediate area and head in the direction the needle is indicating.

"Does anyone else smell something burning?"

[Badion]

is there a Fail thread for this FAILED thread?

[skellious]

really sorry this hasn't worked out, it appears i don't currently have the time to run this. I'll let you all know in the future if I'm running something properly. about to go on a trip for a month. apologies again.