I’ll just bring it to your attention that several students have had their papers withheld for drawing lewwwwwwd images. They may end up having their whole exam withdrawn. Now that’s whole with a ‘w’ as opposed to the ones they were drawing.
I have a horrendously long list here. Now listen carefully because it is in absolutely no order; it is not sequential, alphabetical or apodictic
Thank fuck for that”
This thing looks like it's shitting out Catholics"
<Student>. God he’s a soft cock”
Would you like to have a holocaust?
And when marking exams:Clinton was impeached for his blow job
Fucking leave the way I walk alone!
Don't sit there with your finger up your arse!"
That's like a KKK member in a gospel choir - "I have found the black man!
(on Othello)In other words the filthy black man is with your daughter”
The rape scene is very good
( on American History X)He had to have stitches?! How big was the other guy?!
(on a students chest hair)And the best thing about it is that we will be able to carpet another classroom
How long have you been a kaffir? You know, a darkie? Black people”
Jews make good soup”
On the board is your work. I’d write it in Maori but I don’t know it. Should I just do a little haka at the end?
Hurry up you little man bitches!
Mmm, sex in a pot
Don’t be a hero you black bastard!
One more thing: stop wagging!! You’re making me work and I hate work
Sing the fucking song
Make sure that you not only are fully capable of kicking this exam's ass, you should be able to do it at a fairly quick pace. Remember, since I will be bored out of my mind while proctoring that I will do horrible things to distract you during the exam (just think about how hard it will be to concentrate on the test when you look up and I'm trying to bump and grind with Martin Pei).
I believe the new course notes were uploaded today, be sure to look at those as there's supposed to be lots of new exercises. I heard today from a couple of the TAs and tutors that some of you didn't even know that learn.uwaterloo exists. This makes me sad. Like really sad. Like I'm going to listen to Leona Lewis and cry myself to sleep every night until the spring term starts kind of sad.
Here is what should be the final theorems sheet. I think I put every major theorem on it, let me know if I missed anything. Again, I'm leaving it up to you to make the definitions list. You need to memorize these. All of them. Also know how to use them. That is, unless you're the smelly hillbilly that complained that I never talked about Fermat's Last Theorem. You should instead memorize what's on the second attachment, think about what you've done, and then feel bad about yourself.
For those of you who are not ugly children, please let me know if there's anything that you'd like to see in the review lectures next week and if you have any preferences for exam office hours.
I'm assuming that since it's nice out you all are probably having picnics, skipping rope, and chewing bubble gum right now. Stop enjoying life and start doing math.
That is, unless you're one of those ugly kids that sit at home playing Dance Dance Revolution and eating peanut butter like a savage instead of going to class, I think showering should be your main priority but after that's done, you should start memorizing.
You can think of it as a list of stuff you should memorize or else <name redacted> will dropkick you off a bridge.
Anyways, my office hours are almost done so I'm going to go drink some boxed wine and listen to Destiny's Child.
p.s. Before the rumours get started, I don't actually drink boxed wine or listen to Destiny's Child nor do I condone such horrible activities.
All Shadow priest spells that deal Fire damage now appear green.
Big freaky cereal boxes of death.
blowfishhootie wrote:Incidentally, "semen castle" is what I'm going to call my girlfriend if I ever break up with her.
I suggest you all buy it [the textbook], because it will make studying a whole lot simpler. If you are a clever fuck, you may have noticed that I wrote this book. I don't give a shit if you get the new edition, though. I get about two dollars of whatever exorbitant price they're ripping you off with and it's exactly the same as the last edition.
Any of you know what a murken is?
I should write another textbook, "The History of Scientists". Chapter Four: Fornicators.
3rdtry wrote:If there ever is another World War, I hope they at least have the decency to call it "World War 2: Episode One"
doogly wrote:murder is a subset of being mean
Weeks wrote:A tame dragon is its own reward.TaintedDeity wrote:And all I get is this tame space dragon. Where's my recognition?!
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