Good news: the dragon was rather good natured about it and took the attempt on its life in stride, and graciously allowed the rogue to live, barely.
You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.