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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Evengeduld » Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:25 pm UTC

Good News: You invent pants for people with tails.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby orangedragonfire » Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:57 pm UTC

Bad News: They cost too much to make, so you can't afford them.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby SchighSchagh » Thu Mar 01, 2012 1:33 am UTC

Good news: an aspiring young surgoen offers to perform the first ever tail-ectomy on you free of charge.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby madjo » Thu Mar 01, 2012 4:35 pm UTC

Bad news, it's Jim "butterfingers" McSweeney.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Kromix » Wed Mar 21, 2012 2:34 pm UTC

Good news: /Thread start over from the beginning! Its a sunny day
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Badion » Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:36 pm UTC

Bad News: You didn't specify the right path name. Welcome to shitsville. Population: You!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Kromix » Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:13 pm UTC

Good news: badion moved in, YAY! shitsville, population 2! (there i finally gave you an internets :mrgreen: )
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Badion » Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:36 pm UTC

Bad News: After all this time you have just now given me an internet! Oh sir. Though hast awoken a sleeping dragon. After my oatmeal I am going to have words with thee. (Thank you BTW :mrgreen: )
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bug sniper » Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:35 pm UTC

Good News: A sneaky rogue has come to slay the dragon.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Arlick » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:05 am UTC

Bad News: It's a level one rogue
I have some questions, and by that I mean one. Is anyone else afraid of toasters?
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby madjo » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:15 am UTC

Good news: the dragon was rather good natured about it and took the attempt on its life in stride, and graciously allowed the rogue to live, barely.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Badion » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:34 pm UTC

Bad News: The rogue lost much of his dignity during the struggle and now find himself very depressed.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby matt96 » Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:26 am UTC

Good news: the dragon was so ashamed that only a level 1 rogue was sent after it that it commits suicide, and therefore the rogue succeeded in causing its death.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby orangedragonfire » Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:34 pm UTC

Bad News: The dead dragon falls on top of the rogue.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Badion » Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:25 pm UTC

Good News: The death of the rogue and the dragon have freed this thread from becoming boring.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bug sniper » Mon Apr 16, 2012 10:58 pm UTC

Bad News: There is nobody to take the dragon's hoard of treasure now.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby matt96 » Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:57 am UTC

Good news: now it can be split between the participants in this thread!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bug sniper » Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:49 pm UTC

Bad News: First, you'll have to arrive in the dragon's homeland of "Lollipop Land". It's pretty far away from Boston in case you're wondering.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Badion » Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:46 pm UTC

Good News: I am in the lollipop forest.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby orangedragonfire » Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:22 pm UTC

Bad News: The lollipop forest is filled with monsters. You are doomed.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby matt96 » Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:37 pm UTC

Good news: we can use the power of the internet to get someone else to get the treasure for us.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Snark » Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:24 am UTC

Bad news: Al Gore recently uninvented the Internet.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Badion » Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:44 pm UTC

Good News: The old fart just unplugged his Ethernet cord.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby thorgold » Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:15 am UTC

Bad news: His server was leasing server time to everyone. Teh tubes are down.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby orangedragonfire » Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:20 am UTC

Good news: We can rebuild it. We have the technology.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby matt96 » Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:22 am UTC

Bad news: the technology will actually take another week to develop.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby orangedragonfire » Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:23 am UTC

Good News: We can use time travel to get the technology from one week in the future.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby matt96 » Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:24 am UTC

Bad news: the technology we need to do it is time travel technology. (and http://xkcd.com/716/)
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby orangedragonfire » Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:26 am UTC

Good News: Well, waiting a week isn't too bad.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby matt96 » Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:29 am UTC

bad news: due to the nature of time travel, the week leading up to its invention is fraught with various stable and unstable time loops, and is caught in an endless war that wipes out most of the forum users in the world.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby orangedragonfire » Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:33 am UTC

Good News: Only the trolls are wiped out. All productive forum members live.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby thorgold » Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:33 am UTC

Good news: Most forum users are trolls.

EDIT: Ninja'd with the same idea! *Highfive*

Bad news: Without the trolls, the internet is actually pretty boring.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby orangedragonfire » Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:35 am UTC

Good News: The above statement is a complete and utter lie.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby matt96 » Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:35 am UTC

Good news: but the trolls are gone
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby thorgold » Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:50 am UTC

Bad news: Apparently, trolls are a necessary part of the internet biosphere, and to fill the void a large percentage of the surviving population degenerates to fill the void.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Bartimaeus » Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:05 am UTC

Good News: Nobody on the internet isn't a degenerate, so there are no noticeable changes.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby orangedragonfire » Wed Apr 25, 2012 1:01 am UTC

Bad News: You were one of the trolls.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Bartimaeus » Wed Apr 25, 2012 1:33 am UTC

Good News: I'm so flattered that you consider my death to be bad news that I come back to life!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby orangedragonfire » Wed Apr 25, 2012 2:00 am UTC

Bad News: And then you were a zombie. What did you expect, coming back to life like that?
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Bartimaeus » Wed Apr 25, 2012 2:03 am UTC

Good News: I expected nothing, so this still seems awesome!
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