matt96 wrote:>perform a hard reboot on eculc and load up the last save from before orangedragonfire took over eculc's mind, so eculc will be freed from Orangedragonfire's mindcontrol (orangedragonfire shouldn't get to use the +1 on next rtd as I am not attacking orangedragonfire)
eculc wrote:>Retconn my action last turn to be doing a quicksave before orangedragonfire takes control of my mind but after I find out he's the antagonist.
= 8/4 OH LAWLZ
eculc's mind and biosuit are being rebooted simultaneously... eculc is freed from ODF's spell. matt96 and eculc are now friends. Also, ODF is angered, so eculc "accidentally" shot ODF with the biosuit.
ODF must roll to dodge!
= 2/3 OH LAWLZ
ODF is wounded. (- 1 to next turn) And shouts "I WILL BE BACK, ECULC!!!"matt96 is now eculc's friend! eculc is now freed from mind control! ODF is wounded! (- 1 to next turn)
cjquines wrote:>Cooperate with kram to find out where I am, exactly...
kram2301 wrote:> Grant cooperation while crushing that evil neighbour universe and absorbing its remains.
= 8/6 OH LAWLZ (3 OH LAWLZ in a row!)
cjquines, with assistance of kram, have pinpointed the exact location, down to the last decimal point: -146.254, +2741.8456, Subterranian Area, Upper Ring, Alien Metropolis, Alien Planet, Nebulon Galaxy, kram2301 Universe. The aliens start worshipping cjquines as their leader, and promise to grant cooperation in all of his actions. (cjquines has a + 1/1 per turn)
kram2301 has excellent success absorbing the evil neighbour universe, ALL the neighbouring universes in fact. All these universes power up kram... kram now has a RING OF THE UNIVERSES (Grants a + 2/2, used on will, charges for 1 turn)
kram2301 gives cjquines the SPACE WAFFLES. (Rolls a second pair of dice when eaten)cjquines has support of aliens! (+ 1/1 per turn) kram2301 has a RING OF THE UNIVERSES (name should always be in caps lock, grants a + 2/2, used on will, charges for 1 turn) cjquines has SPACE WAFFLES (Rolls a second pair of dice when eaten)
>Flood the universe with kittens.
You flood one part. Apparently, you flooded the part where you are standing on. Kittens are clawing your flesh...
GOOD CLONE OF BLADEMAN9999 must roll to dodge!
The good clone is completely destroyed. The kittens however, found another target, and become an NPC! Blademan9999 also gets a slight bonus from the remains of his clone... (+ 1 on next turn)Kittens are now an NPC! Blademan9999 has a + 1 on his next turn!
Evangeduld wrote:> Fly into the atmosphere I created...
You flied. Hooray. Evangeduld is in the atmosphere!
Queen Arasene wrote:>Open an Inn, where I can sell the Awesome Muffins to other players and NPC's for PROFIT.
Queen Arasene has here own wonderful, magical inn called "Queen Arasene's Awesome Muffin Inn" Queen Arasene now has a second action each turn to choose who to sell muffins to.Queen Arasene has her own inn! Queen Arasene has a second action each turn deciding who to sell muffins to!
> Build evil lair.
> Offer cjquines cooperation and cookies if he joins my side.
- 1 (Wounded)
ERROR 507: YOU NO LOGER HAVE CONTROL OF ECULC!
You clumsily offer cjquines cooperation... However, your tone makes it sound like you are going to mind control him! You do however, learn that cjquines is vulnerable to lies... (+ 1 when lying to cjquines)
ODF then goes to his cookie storage, and then laughs maniacally. (+ 1 to all rolls with cookies)ODF knows that cjquines is vulnerable to lies! (+ 1 when lying to cjquines) ODF has a cookie storage! (+ 1 to all rolls with cookies)
Snark wrote:> Learn how to do at least one blasted thing right
You learn how to do one blasted thing right! So right, that whenever you do this blasted thing, you get a + 1! This blasted thing, is...
Okay, I don't know. (+ 1 on next turn, and every subsequent turn related to that turn in some way)Snark knows how to do one blasted thing right! (+ 1 on next turn, and every subsequent turn related to that turn in some way)
curtis95112 wrote:>Gravitationally collapse the universe.
= 5/1 (OH NOEZ!)
curtis manages to do so. He is however, stopped by KRAM just before the universe is fully collapsed!
kram is now angry at curtis, and kram gave him a terrible weight to carry... (- /1 on every roll, unless removed by kram)kram is angry at curtis! (- /1 on every roll, unless removed by kram)
Sargon of Akkad wrote:>prepare myself for battle by learning the ultimate punch.
Congratulations! You now know, not only 1, but FIVE ultimate punches. (+ 2/1 to all punching rolls) You hit yourself though. (badly wounded for 2 turns, any damage will give him a - 1 in the RTD)Sargon of Akkad knows FIVE ultimate punches! (+ 2/1 to all punching rolls) Sargon of Akkad is badly wounded! (badly wounded for 2 turns, any damage will give him a - 1 in the RTD)
Nautilus wrote:> Give up and bite rocks
You gave up. You bite rocks. You gave up so hard, that you even gave up biting those rocks.Nautilus feels like a failure!
Damarco wrote:>Ride a space horse
You ride a space cow. The space cow is a bit fast though. (+ 1 to next turn involving movement or cows)Damarco is on a space cow! (+ 1 to next turn involving movement or cows)
BucklesMcStrap wrote:I apologize for not rolling...but the conversation on here was so funny I couldn't bring myself to interrupt! Please forgive me!!!!
We all fail to forgive you, but at least you said sorry, so yeah, you are forgiven.BucklesMcStrap is forgiven!NPC Turns
Evil blademan9999 wrote:>Join ODF...
ODF gladly accepts you. He does however, put you into newbie training... (ODF has control over Evil blademan9999)ODF and Evil blademan9999 have joined forces! (ODF has control over Evil blademan9999)
Space Monkey wrote:>Eat the chocolate coins!
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM! Super Sapien Form EXTENDED!Space Monkey's Super Sapien Form is EXTENDED!
Space Dragon wrote:>Convince ODF to give Evil blademan9999 a higher rank.
You do it exactly! You convinced him so much that Evil blademan9999 and ODF are now partners! (ODF lost control over Evil blademan9999)ODF and Evil blademan9999 are now partners! (ODF lost control over Evil blademan9999)
VelcroMcButton wrote:>Convince everyone that I am not an evil twin of BucklesMcStrap.
You fail to do so. You, however, have created success from failure! Your lying skills are now improved! (+ 1/1 to all lying turns)VelcroMcButton is a great liar! (+ 1/1 to all lying turns)
Kittens wrote:>Thank our creator, blademan9999.
You thank him SO much, that he now loves you! Your cuteness powers are up! (+ 2/1 to all cute rolls)Kittens are now extra cute! (+ 2/1 to all cute rolls)