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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby eculc » Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:49 pm UTC

I catch the can I kicked over here from the "kick the can" thread and put it on the pile.

the pile now has a can, two half-jayne statues and some folk songs. Two morons^H^H^H^H^H^H^H RIAA lawyers are standing around to guard the folk songs from illegal use (such as singing)
Um, this post feels devoid of content. Good luck?
For comparison, that means that if the cabbage guy from Avatar: The Last Airbender filled up his cart with lettuce instead, it would be about a quarter of a lethal dose.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Tomlidich » Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:37 pm UTC

i melt down the can and use it as glue to forge my statue back together.
he looks more angry this time.


there is now a very pissed off jayne statue with a seam in the middle, catchy folk songs, and RIAA lawyers standing around in the pile.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Wnderer » Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:04 am UTC

I leave some mudder's milk.


there is now a very pissed off jayne statue with a seam in the middle, catchy folk songs, mudder's milk, and RIAA lawyers standing around in the pile.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Sean Quixote » Mon Feb 13, 2012 11:07 am UTC

I pour the contents of the pile into Bucket, and place him in the pile.

There is a very pissed off jayne statue with a seam in the middle, catchy folk songs, mudder's milk, and RIAA lawyers standing around, inside Bucket; in the pile.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby eculc » Fri Feb 17, 2012 4:31 am UTC

I toss the pile into a compressive singularity and put what comes out on the pile.

there is now a tiny ball of compressed matter on the pile.
Um, this post feels devoid of content. Good luck?
For comparison, that means that if the cabbage guy from Avatar: The Last Airbender filled up his cart with lettuce instead, it would be about a quarter of a lethal dose.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby madjo » Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:39 pm UTC

I install a basketball hoop next to the pile.

There is now a tiny ball of compressed matter on the pile and a basketball hoop next to it.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby SchighSchagh » Thu Mar 01, 2012 2:00 am UTC

I forget some pennies, and I leave your mom.

There is now a tiny ball of compressed matter on the pile, some forgotten pennies, and a basketball hoop next to it. Your mom is now single.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Kromix » Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:21 pm UTC

I put a horny goat in the pile for 30 minutes then remove the goat...

There is now a tiny ball of compressed matter on the pile, some forgotten pennies, and a basketball hoop next to it. Your mom is now pregnant.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby SmoothBlade » Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:09 am UTC

I heat the pile to 500 degrees for an hour, then let it cool down, and add blowup sex doll.

There is now a tiny ball of compressed matter on the pile, some forgotten pennies, a blow up sex doll, the metal frame of a basket ball hoop surrounded by melted and burned plastic, and the your mom's charred remains.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Kromix » Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:21 pm UTC

i piss yet again on the pile

There is now a tiny ball of compressed matter on the pile, some wet forgotten pennies, a wet blow up sex doll, the wet metal frame of a basket ball hoop surrounded by wet melted and burned plastic, and your mom's charred remains turned into a mud like substance that smells slightly of lucky charms.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Mike Rosoft » Fri Apr 06, 2012 7:48 pm UTC

The compressed matter gets compressed even further, starting a thermonucular reaction.

There is now a tiny misspelled sun on the pile.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Metazoan » Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:19 pm UTC

I take the atomic pile and leave a promissory note for a towel, a box of cereal, and a flashlight together with 100 I.Q. points.

There is now a promissory note for a towel, a box of cereal, and a flashlight and 100 I.Q. points.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Mike Rosoft » Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:10 pm UTC

I leave a zombie, and redeem the note.

There is now a towel, a box of cereal, a flashlight, and an intelligent zombie.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Badion » Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:34 pm UTC

I burn it all. Install a new TAPLAP device and leave 1 penny.
One of these things is not like the others.
Every penny saved costs the government 2.1cents.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Sean Quixote » Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:10 pm UTC

I take the device.

There is now a penny, but no pile.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Mike Rosoft » Fri Apr 13, 2012 4:21 am UTC

I imagine a penny.

There are now (i+1) pennies, and no pile.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby matt96 » Fri Apr 13, 2012 4:44 am UTC

I raise the pennies in the not pile to the power of 8

there are now 16 pennies that I form into a new pile.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Mike Rosoft » Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:35 am UTC

I replace half of the pennies with cents. I leave the same number of eurocents.

There are now 0.08 $, 0.08 £, and 0.08 € on the pile.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby matt96 » Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:44 am UTC

I melt all of the coins and mold them into the shape of a ball, which I pocket to use in another thread, and then paint a pile of 65535 pennies.

There is now a painting of 65535 pennies denoting where the pile is supposed to go.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby vp1 » Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:33 am UTC

I take the painting of 65535 pennies denoting where the pile is supposed to go, instagram it, and post on the interwebz. I leave a penny that will self-destruct on the fifth post after this.

There is one penny that will self-destruct on the fifth post after this.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Mike Rosoft » Fri Apr 13, 2012 4:25 pm UTC

I leave three coconut shells and two pennies.

There are now three coconut shells and three pennies, of which one will self-destruct on the fourth post after this. (Guess which one!)

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Odilo » Sun Apr 15, 2012 6:25 am UTC

I take a penny and leave the number 42.

There are now three coconut shells, the number 42, and two pennies. There is a 66.67% chance that one of these pennies will self-destruct on the third post after this.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby matt96 » Sun Apr 15, 2012 6:40 am UTC

I steal the penny Odilo took, and make Kromix eat them.

There are now 3 coconut shells and the number 42 in the pile, and there are 3 pennies in Kromix's stomach, one of which will self-destruct on the second post after this.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Nautilus » Mon Apr 16, 2012 1:02 am UTC

I leave a goat.

There are now 3 coconut shells, a goat, and the number 42 in the pile, along with 3 pennies in Kromix's stomach, one of which will self-destruct on the next post.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Mike Rosoft » Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:25 am UTC

I give Kromix a strong laxative.

There are now 3 coconut shells, a goat, and the number 42 in the pile, along with 3 pennies ...

Oops, it wasn't a laxative, it was a mysterious beverage. I leave a mysterious antidote.

There are now 3 coconut shells, a goat, and the number 42 in the pile, along with 375 pennies, one of which will ...

Boom!

There are now 3 coconut shells, a goat, and the number 42 in the pile, along with fragments of one penny, 95 badly damaged pennies, 242 pennies covered by soot, and 37 pennies untouched by the explosion. And a mysterious antidote.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby eculc » Fri Apr 20, 2012 4:47 am UTC

I Waste the pile with my Crossbow! (bonus points to anyone who gets the reference)


There are now 3 coconut shells, a goat, and the number 42 in the pile, along with fragments of one penny, 95 badly damaged pennies, 242 pennies covered by soot, and 37 pennies untouched by the explosion. And a mysterious antidote. and a +5 Bolt of Slaying.
Um, this post feels devoid of content. Good luck?
For comparison, that means that if the cabbage guy from Avatar: The Last Airbender filled up his cart with lettuce instead, it would be about a quarter of a lethal dose.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Mike Rosoft » Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:17 pm UTC

Somebody drinks the mysterious antidote. I replace it with a fairly ordinary beverage, and drop two of the undamaged coins in it.

There are now 3 coconut shells, a goat, the number 42, a fairly ordinary beverage with two pennies in it, and a +5 Bolt of Slaying in the pile, along with fragments of one penny, 95 badly damaged pennies, 242 pennies covered by soot, and 35 pennies untouched by the explosion.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby darknut » Sat Apr 21, 2012 7:59 pm UTC

i jump into the pile and MESS IT ALL UP

the pile contains, the # 42, a goat with a coconut shell on its head, a penny fragment, 54 sooty pennies, a coconut shell with an ordinary beverage and 7 pennies in it, a penny fragment, 47 damaged pennies, some penny fragments, a bolt of +5 slaying, 60 sooty pennies, 23 damaged pennies, an empty bottle, a coconut shell with 13 damaged pennies; 18 undamaged pennies; some penny fragments; and 97 sooty pennies in it, 13 sooty pennies, a penny fragment, a dark nut, 18 sooty pennies, 4 damaged pennies, 12 undamaged pennies, a penny fragment, and 8 damaged pennies


eculc wrote:I Waste the pile with my Crossbow! (bonus points to anyone who gets the reference)

google exact phrase, first result; your post. Originally phrase "I waste the Buddha with my crossbow" cant find context for it though
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby vp1 » Sun Apr 22, 2012 6:21 am UTC

I melt all of the damaged pennies (47+23+13+4+8) and penny fragments (1+1+some+some+1+1) and cast them into one evil-natured MEGAPENNY that is impervious to almost all attempts to modify, destroy, or remove it. Be careful, it is out to destroy us!
I've locked the rest of the crap in a safe made of lime jello. Oh, except for the goat. It was delicious.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby eculc » Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:28 pm UTC

vp1 wrote:I melt all of the damaged pennies (47+23+13+4+8) and penny fragments (1+1+some+some+1+1) and cast them into one evil-natured MEGAPENNY that is impervious to almost all attempts to modify, destroy, or remove it. Be careful, it is out to destroy us!
I've locked the rest of the crap in a safe made of lime jello. Oh, except for the goat. It was delicious.


so...there is a megapenny out to destroy us all and a lime-jello safe containing a +5 bolt of slaying, a coconut shell, an empty bottle, and a dark nut on the pile.

also: try searching "I waste it with my crossbow" It's a reference to an old tabletop-RPG comic.
Um, this post feels devoid of content. Good luck?
For comparison, that means that if the cabbage guy from Avatar: The Last Airbender filled up his cart with lettuce instead, it would be about a quarter of a lethal dose.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby matt96 » Sun Apr 22, 2012 8:45 pm UTC

I take the mega penny, and spend it to buy lemon and strawberry jello mixes, which I put on top of the lime-jello safe in the pile

there are now 2 boxes of strawberry jello mix and 2 boxes of lemon jello mix on top of a lime-jello safe containing a +5 bolt of slaying, a coconut shell, an empty bottle, and a dark nut on the pile.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby darknut » Sun Apr 22, 2012 9:33 pm UTC

um some things got left out, the damaged pennies and fragments (and the goat) are gone but the pile safe still contains

242 pennies covered by soot, and 37 undamaged pennies,3 coconut shells, the number 42, an empty bottle, a dark nut, and a +5 Bolt of Slaying in the lime jello safe with 2 boxes of strawberry jello mix and 2 boxes of lemon jello mix on top
after all the activity the ordinary beverage has spilled

i break through the jello safe to freedom

there are now 242 pennies covered by soot, and 37 undamaged pennies,3 coconut shells, the number 42, an empty bottle, a +5 Bolt of Slaying, 2 boxes of strawberry jello mix and 2 boxes of lemon jello mix on top of a lump of lime jello, in a puddle of ordinary beverage
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Sean Quixote » Mon Apr 23, 2012 12:31 am UTC

I take the bold text, then punch a hole in the air with my finger and rip it open so I can fit through. I hop behind the curtain and zip it up behind myself.

There are now 242 pennies covered by soot, and 37 undamaged pennies,3 coconut shells, the number 42, an empty bottle, a +5 Bolt of Slaying, 2 boxes of strawberry jello mix and 2 boxes of lemon jello mix on top of a lump of lime jello, in a puddle of ordinary beverage. Suspended slightly above it appears to be the inside of a zipper.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby lynkyn » Mon Apr 23, 2012 8:27 pm UTC

My ODC kicks in. I ignite everything.

There is now one fire in the pile

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby matt96 » Tue Apr 24, 2012 2:35 am UTC

I throw cans of aerosol deoderant into the fire in the pile, they are likely to explode in the next post

There is a fire containing some cans of aerosol deoderant that are likely to explode in the next post in the pile.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby darknut » Tue Apr 24, 2012 3:51 am UTC

i re-open the hole above the pile, and through the power of sheer manliness i pick up the fire and throw it through the hole. closing it afterwards
shortly after, the muffled far-off sound of explosions and Sean Quixote's screams can be heard

for the second time in its history the pile is empty. there is only nothing
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby pne » Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:10 am UTC

I leave a penny.

There is now one penny on the pile.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Bartimaeus » Tue Apr 24, 2012 6:21 pm UTC

I take a penny and leave a different penny.

There is now one "different" penny on the pile.
He's a wheat penny and all the other pennies laugh at him.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Mike Rosoft » Tue Apr 24, 2012 7:13 pm UTC

I take a different penny and leave the same penny.

There's now a penny on the pile ... wait, is it the same penny, or a different one?

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Sean Quixote » Tue Apr 24, 2012 9:32 pm UTC

From down in the hole, I reach out with a firey arm and take the likelihood(s) of the penny being the same or different, and replace it with another, different, but this time unknown, likelihood of the entire next page of the thread EXPLODING. MWUAHAHA..

There is now a (null) penny in the pile, and...


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