Take a penny leave a penny.

[darknut]

i throw ordinary penny in the pile

there are now 2 null pennies in the pile, and the likelihood this page may start exploding any time, tread carefully

[Bartimaeus]

I use a Hypothesis test with 95% confidence and find that there is no statistically significant evidence, rejecting the null.
I'm sorry for this ridiculously stupid pun.
There are now 2 alternative pennies in the pile, and the likelihood this page may start exploding any time, tread carefully

[matt96]

I come into this thread and leave a suggestion (not in the pile) that we quickly post our way through this entire page before it has a chance to blow up, and quickly leave the thread (until the next page)
There are now 2 alternative pennies in the pile, an awesome suggestion not in the pile, and the likelihood this page may start exploding any time, tread carefully

[Bartimaeus]

I reject the suggestion, because I will attempt to fight to scourge of nomic from spreading to this thread, even if through subtler means.

There are now 2 alternative pennies in the pile, and the likelihood this page may start exploding any time, tread carefully.

[eculc]

the page EXPLODES.

there is now an exploded forum thread on the pile.

[patzer]

I take the pile.
There is now an exploded forum thread.

[Bartimaeus]

I reverse the explosion.

There is now a forum thread.

[patzer]

I replace the forum thread with a pile, and add a mysterious beverage.
There is now a mysterious beverage in a pile.

[darknut]

i drink the mysterious beverage. why is everything so rrrrrred, i doooooont feeeel-

there is now an empty cup and an unconscious rednut in the pile

[Sean Quixote]

I scribble over the pile in anger, and eat the cup.

There's an unconscious redscribblynut and a sharpie, also scribbled upon. Everything in sight is scribbled upon. Just fucking because. It's really not much of a pile at all. It's two freaking things, GOD DAMNIT...

[darknut]

regaining consciousness, things looking less red, whats this all over- realy? just cause i threw esplody cans o fire at you that one time? mature

there is a sharpie which has been scribbled on, on a scribble on patch of ground designated for the pile once there are enough objects to constitute a pile ....GOD DAMNIT

[Badion]

Using my hand wipes I clean everything up and replace the ground with a TPLP tray.

There is a sharpie and a pile of rags in the TPLP tray.

[patzer]

I take a pig.

There is a sharpie, -1 pigs and a pile of rags in the TPLP tray.

[Mike Rosoft]

I take the negative pig to the negative slaughterhouse.

There is a sharpie and a pile of rags in the TPLP tray. There's also a -1 pile of ham, saussages, and other meat products.

[matt96]

I take the tray and make the decision that any negative or imaginary objects cannot exist, therefor are not in the pile
There is a sharpie and some rags in the pile

[patzer]

I leave some sausages and make the decision that negative or imaginary objects do exist, but are invisible, and should therefore be posted in white.
There is a sharpie, some rags, and a -1 pile of ham, and other meat products in the pile

[Sean Quixote]

I scoff at petty squabbles and try to take the white out but miss one of the Fs.

There is a sharpie, some rags, white-out, and a debate about the existence or lack thereof regarding a -1 pile of ham, and other meat products in the pile.

[patzer]

I take a penny.

There is a sharpie, some rags, white-out, and a debate about the existence or lack thereof regarding a -1 pile of ham, other meat products and a penny in the pile.

[matt96]

I pour the white out all over the pile,
There is a sharpie, some rags, and a debate about the existence or lack thereof regarding a -1 pile of ham, other meat products and a penny in the pile.

[patzer]

I leave a can of green paint.

There is a sharpie, some rags, a can of green paint and a debate about the existence or lack thereof regarding a -1 pile of ham, other meat products and a penny in the pile.

[Mike Rosoft]

I go to pick up the green paint and paint the pile with it, but instead I accidentally knock all the cans of paint from the shelf and onto the pile.

There is a sharpie, some rags, a can of green paint and a dozen empty cans on the pile, plus a debate about the existence or lack thereof regarding a -1 pile of ham, other meat products and a penny.

[Cameroni101]

I divide the pile by zero, warping space and time.

There is no pile

[patzer]

I take an imaginary cat.

There are -i cats in no pile.

[Arlick]

I leave poor punctuation and a pile in the lack of a pile
Ther'e arE -i cats. and Poor punctuation; in the "pile'?

[patzer]

I take poor punctuation and impregnate the cats.

There are -i pregnant cats in the pile.

[Sean Quixote]

-i takes the pregnant cats to the imaginary power.

There are -0.207879576 pregnant cats in the pile.

[matt96]

I leave several rants about the non-existence of negative objects and however many pregnant cats are needed to cancel out the negative value


There are now several rants about the non-existence of negative objects in the pile.

[patzer]

I leave 3 pregnant cats. As the amount of pregnant cats is now positive the rants disappear.
There are now 2.792120424 pregnant cats in the pile.

[Badion]

I leave a red button.

There are now 2.792120424 pregnant cats and a red button in the pile.

[Mike Rosoft]

I leave the cats alone until the kittens are born; this is going to take some time.

There are now 2.792120424 cats, 11.168481696 kittens (otherwise, the cats are alone), a red button, and some negative time in the pile.

[patzer]

I leave some time, 5.207875976 cats, 3.831518304 kittens, 4 dogs and a green button.

There are now 8 cats, 15 kittens, 4 dogs, a red button, and a green button in the pile.

[darknut]

i push the red button and run away

There are now 8 cats, 15 kittens, 4 dogs, a green button and a red button(recently pushed) in the pile

[matt96]

I wire the two buttons together, because it is obvious that otherwise pushing them would do nothing

There are now 8 cats, 15 kittens, 4 dogs and a green button wired to a red button that does something when pushed in the pile

[patzer]

I push the green button. It falls apart, revealing a bomb which will explode 5 posts after this one. I then buy the animals at 89p/dog, 72p/cat and 37p/kitten.

There are now 1487 pennies, the remains of a green button, and a bomb which will explode 5 posts after this one wired to a red button.

[Mike Rosoft]

The evil megapenny has returned! (Did you believe that something as simple as spending the penny would be enough to get rid of it? I suspect that the bomb is a part of its plot to take over the world, too.)

There's now an evil megapenny, 1487 pennies, the remains of a green button, and a bomb which will explode 4 posts after this one wired to a red button.

[darknut]

i unzip the hole above the pile and throw the bomb into "the place behind the curtain" and zip it back up again. there, safe
i suspect Sean Quixote may develope some sort of grudge against me.

an evil megapenny, 1487 pennies, the remains of a green button, and a red button with some wires sticking out of it are on teh pile

[patzer]

I press the red button. The whole pile explodes into pennies.
There are 1208925819614629174706176 pennies in the pile.

[Lawsome]

I take everything reality and all things everywhere.

There is no longer a pile, the is no longer pennies, there is nothing, not even nothing, less than that. And empty void with out colour or purpose.

[darknut]

i leave a nickel

theres a nickel floating in the void

[[username]]

I leave a large, smooth and flat platform with enough area and gravity to sustain a new pile in the void.

There is now a nickel in the pile on the platform in the void.