cjquines wrote:>Bake a cake for the baking contest.
+ 1/1 (aliens)
Oh my. You bake a cake. Not just
a cake... A big one! A really awesome one! SO AWESOME! Eating even the slightest bit, will charge you up with so much energy that it can give you the willpower to do anything! (Really big cake, 50 slices, slices can be shared, slices give +1)
Oh and, the cake makes you faint. (skips one turn)cjquines has a really big cake! (Really big cake, 50 slices, slices can be shared, slices give +1) cjquines has fainted! (skips next turn)
curtis95112 wrote:>Bake Kram into a baguette
Ha! You showed that universe what its made of! But wait... baking the universe... means baking yourself... baking the universe... baking yourself...
Because this paradox confuses you... You just stop baking. (Confused... who knows what will happen next?)curtis is confused! (Confused... who knows what will happen next?)
orangedragonfire wrote:> Bake delicious cookies in order to lure people into my service.
+ 1 (evil)
+ 1 (cookies)
You do so. But you only lure one person. The person below you! (OH NO!)Queen Arasene has been lured by orangedragonfire! (Queen Arasene must do something evil every turn)
Queen Arasene wrote:> Bake a peppercake house to improve the marketing of my Space Muffins.
> Sells Muffins to Evil Blademan9999, so he will do everything I say........
+ 1 (muffin baking)
A peppercake house!
Its so large!
It appears in front of you... But when you go in the house... It flies off, going to Soviet Russia.
People in Soviet Russia advertise you!
Popular becomes you!
Evil Blademan9999 sold muffins to you!
Russian Reversals confuse you!
orangedragonfire quits from you!Soviet Russia is in Queen Arasene! (All actions must be Soviet Russian Reversals) orangedragonfire quits from Queen Arasene! (Queen Arasene no longer has to do evil)
Sargon of Akkad wrote:> Bake cookies by punching all the ingredients so hard that they form delicious cookies.
+ 2/1 (punches)
You punched those cookies in the small little bits and placing the ingredients together! AWESOME! This cookie is radioactive from all the punching! Who knows what will happen when you eat this? (Rolls second pair of dice when eaten)Sargon of Akkad has a radioactive cookie! (Rolls second pair of dice when eaten)
Snark wrote:> Use my banana to bake banana nut bread.
+ 1 (banana)
WHAT IS IT WITH THESE DICE?
You bake it. Wow. Smells good. The monkey you stole the banana from, smells his banana, and comes to you. (Pet Monkey: + /1 to all monkey rolls)Snark has a pet monkey! (+ /1 to all monkey rolls)
eculc wrote:>Modify my weapons to fire bullet-shaped fruitcakes (does that count? Yes it does). then shoot ODF.
+ 1/1 (suit)
OH COME ON, DICE!
You use your highly intellectual knowledge to place the weapon together, carefully. Then it starts shooting like wildfire at ODF! ODF MUST ROLL TO DODGE
ODF NEARLY DIES! However, his Evil Blademan9999 takes the job. Evil Blademan9999 gave ODF his life force. Evil Blademan9999 is now dead.eculc has fruitcake guns! (+1 to all turns involving fruitcake gun) Evil Blademan9999 is now dead.
Damarco wrote:>Whilst riding my space bovine, bake a single triple bacon cookie.
+ 1/2 (pineapples)
+ 1 (space cow)
You bake a single quadruple
bacon cookie. Just staring at it makes you feel good... (+1 every time you look at the cookie)Damarco has a single quadruple bacon cookie! (+1 every time you look at the cookie)
thatweirdpanda wrote:>bake a skyscraper sized cupcake where every floor is a different flavor and the top floor is so delicious you go into a coma, and proceed to offer top floor cupcake to all players. (lucky rabbit foot)
Insta 5! (cosmic energy rabbit foot)
Yep. The top floor is given to everyone...
EVERYONE MUST ROLL TO DODGE!
Nothing happens.thatweirdpanda has a cupcake with a top floor that gives people comas!
Nautilus wrote:> bite rocks into a pastry-like shape.
+ 1 (biting)
You fail miserably. You feel even more like a failure. Nautilus has no inspiration!
matt96 wrote:> create a solar deathray and use it to bake Orangedragonfire's face off for the baking contest
+ 1 (android)
Why does everyone have to hit the bad guy? Orangedragonfire is now dead. Also, you have a nice pie! (has ODF pie, with ODF's life force sealed inside)matt96 has an ODF Pie! (ODF's life force sealed inside) ODF has a chance every turn to try and escape the pie
Evangeduld wrote:> Shoot terraforming gun in the atmosphere
You shoot yourself in the terraforming gun towards the atmosphere. Be thankful you failed miserably.Evangeduld shot herself!
blademan9999 wrote:> Bake kitten fuser muffins (Muffins which when bakes cause the baker to fuse with the nearest bunch of kittens.
+ 1 (remains of clone)
The kittens and you are ONE! You and kittens are in perfect tandem with each other... Your life and their's.... (blademan9999 is in kitten form!)blademan9999 is in kitten form!
kram2301 wrote:> use the combined heat of the multiverse (e.g. I use the RING OF UNIVERSES) to bake myself into a form of universe which can't have its upgrades (positive roll effects) stolen.
+ 2/1 (universe)
+ 2/2 (RING OF THE UNIVERSES)
You bake yourself into the KRAM UNIVERSE PIE. Your upgrade effects RISE! Your largeness rises! Your RING OF THE UNIVERSES needs to recharge!kram2301 is the KRAM UNIVERSE PIE. (+2/2 to all rolls) RING OF THE UNIVERSES needs recharge.
BucklesMcStrap wrote:My dear munchkins...I woefully regret informing each and every one of you that, due to the circumstances that which life has thrown at me, I will be incapable of rolling for this wonderful game for an extended period of time that is yet still undetermined. I do not know when I will be back, let alone if I ever shall be, so I, the Great High Priest GM BucklesMcStrap, here and now with the powers invested in me, do hand down the torch and dice of Ancient Supranatural Runage to all of the munchkins to squabble over amongst themselves so as to decide who shall roll and when.
+ 0 (forgiven)
Awww..... We forgive you. (again)BucklesMcStrap is forgiven again!
Cameroni101 wrote:> Stops world hunger
+ 1 (newb bonus)
Seeing as all the other people are doing it already, you stop doing it. DOH!