xkcd

by **slbub** » Tue Feb 28, 2012 4:34 am UTC

getting tetanus from said nickle

by **Jplus** » Tue Feb 28, 2012 1:02 pm UTC

The person who swallowed the nickle.

by **Sean Quixote** » Tue Feb 28, 2012 4:59 pm UTC

The Raiders.

by **Jplus** » Tue Feb 28, 2012 5:08 pm UTC

Are those beaten by a person who swallowed a rusty nickle and got tetanus?

by **Sean Quixote** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:19 am UTC

The Raiders lose to just about anything.

by **CorruptUser** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:04 am UTC

Football fandom

by **Jplus** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:02 pm UTC

Having no interests at all.

by **SchighSchagh** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 1:37 am UTC

Obsessed with everything.

If you don't think that's bad, I dare you to try it. It can be quite maddening!!

by **farnsworth** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 3:54 am UTC

Obsessed with not seeming obsessed.

by **slbub** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 5:36 am UTC

obsessing over someone who isn't obsessing enough

by **Jplus** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 2:59 pm UTC

Having someone around who is obsessed with you.

by **AvatarIII** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 3:05 pm UTC

Having no one around that is obsessed with you.

by **slbub** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:28 pm UTC

getting a soggy waffel thrown at your face

by **Sean Quixote** » Sat Apr 28, 2012 7:47 pm UTC

Not having any syrup.

by **farnsworth** » Sun Apr 29, 2012 12:20 am UTC

Not having a waffle.

by **matt96** » Sun Apr 29, 2012 12:57 am UTC

a recall on poisoned waffles

by **Jumble** » Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:12 pm UTC

Having already consumed said tainted waffle.

by **matt96** » Sun Apr 29, 2012 9:26 pm UTC

being suicidal?

by **farnsworth** » Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:29 pm UTC

Being the leader of a mass suicide?

by **slbub** » Fri May 04, 2012 10:27 am UTC

drinking questionable cool-aid

by **matt96** » Fri May 04, 2012 10:28 am UTC

Dying of thirst.

by **slbub** » Fri May 04, 2012 10:30 am UTC

drowning

by **Sean Quixote** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:26 am UTC

Black hole spaghettification.

by **Jplus** » Sun Jun 17, 2012 12:56 pm UTC

by **Sean Quixote** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 6:10 am UTC

YOU !!

by **farnsworth** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 3:03 am UTC

All you good-for-nothing scoundrels.

by **Sean Quixote** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 6:24 pm UTC

A mailbox.

by **farnsworth** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 9:29 pm UTC

A letter.

by **Sean Quixote** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 9:35 pm UTC

A punctuation mark,

by **Jplus** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:04 am UTC

No mark.

by **farnsworth** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:03 am UTC

Getting failing marks.

by **Sean Quixote** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:24 am UTC

Dropping out.

by **Jplus** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:40 am UTC

Being banned from school.

by **a-wan** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:38 pm UTC

Getting evicted from your home.

by **Sean Quixote** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 7:40 pm UTC

Getting kicked in your home.

by **Vytron** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:27 am UTC

Getting kicked in someone else's home.

by **krogoth** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:45 am UTC

Getting kicked in someone else's movie.

by **Jplus** » Mon Nov 26, 2012 3:03 pm UTC

Being cut out of somebody else's movie.

by **Vytron** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:04 am UTC

Watching somebody else's movie in TV.