Raptors from the previously mentioned alternate universe, though much later in their time stream, sense the lack of raptors in our own universe. They travel here, then time jump to when humans where[sic] not yet evolved and they find and kill the human root. They then populate the Earth from there, becoming the dominant species utilizing the ability to infinitely evolve in a small time frame. Long story short, you never existed, so get negative points.
I use the power of the paradox created to launch into the raptor-dominant time stream as a raptor, and simply live my life as a perfectly evolved being.
cjdrum's the ghost: [username] but a host!
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