xkcd

by **Giant Speck** » Fri May 11, 2012 12:22 am UTC

Panonadin wrote:
SexyTalon wrote:
Panonadin wrote:I never said her avatar was creepy, I was implying that garm's avatar was SO NOT CREEPY that even a happy fox is creepier.

For the record, it's..a kinda silly fox.

I am so fucking fired tomorrow.

I hope you're not serious.

Also, this was blocked at my work, too. I don't know why I clicked it, though; I had already seen it at home.

by **Panonadin** » Fri May 11, 2012 1:02 am UTC

Well no I'm not "fired tomorrow" but it sure wouldn't look good.

I don't mind when it gets blocked for "social/blogging" or "forums" or "file hosting" etc. I just don't like it "looking" like I was intentially attempting to browse anything nude at work.

by **Menacing Spike** » Fri May 11, 2012 3:31 am UTC

This is happening more and more often:

"Wow, that comment was insightful and interesting!"

"Wait, I'm the one who posted it earlier"

brain what is wrong with you

by **Giant Speck** » Fri May 11, 2012 5:03 am UTC

Panonadin wrote:Well no I'm not "fired tomorrow" but it sure wouldn't look good.

I don't mind when it gets blocked for "social/blogging" or "forums" or "file hosting" etc. I just don't like it "looking" like I was intentially attempting to browse anything nude at work.

I don't think you have much to worry about unless for some reason your company has hired someone to log the blocked websites people are viewing.

by **Menacing Spike** » Fri May 11, 2012 6:21 am UTC

They could very easily automate it

From: Bot@Company.com
To: Guy.That.Fires.People@Company.com
Subject: Automated Alert

$dude tried to access a website classified as "Non-consensual Horseporn" on 20/12/2012 18h47 GMT.

It's likely their filter has an option like that.

by **SecondTalon** » Fri May 11, 2012 12:15 pm UTC

And those are likely hit with automatic rules that shove them off in a folder somewhere so IT doesn't have to look at them unless it's a problem.

But yeah, my screwup there.

by **emceng** » Fri May 11, 2012 1:39 pm UTC

Ahh, spam. Is there no logic to your messages?

Free Adult Webcams sent me the message Heather is Looking for Sex!

Great! Except, if she's looking for sex, why would she be on a website doing a cam show?

by **The Cat** » Fri May 11, 2012 2:14 pm UTC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIJ_sVwVhpQ

by **Lawsome** » Fri May 11, 2012 3:44 pm UTC

Is my av cool?

More importantly, why am I not revising?

by **The Cat** » Fri May 11, 2012 4:16 pm UTC

I just wrapped a bandana around my head! Funny thing is, it's the same bandana I've been carrying around for years. I'm sure the low point for the bandana was toilet paper top o Yosemite tundra day 10, but I digress. This fkn bandana is gonna be my last shoe shine rag in this world.

Character runs deep in my family.

by **Menacing Spike** » Fri May 11, 2012 4:37 pm UTC

http://forums.xkcd.com is now the first result for "Nonconsensual horseporn"!

by **Giant Speck** » Fri May 11, 2012 4:37 pm UTC

Huzzah!

by **ShootTheChicken** » Fri May 11, 2012 4:46 pm UTC

The Cat wrote:I just wrapped a banana around my head! Funny thing is, it's the same banana I've been carrying around for years. I'm sure the low point for the banana was toilet paper top o Yosemite tundra day 10, but I digress. This fkn banana is gonna be my last shoe shine rag in this world.

Character runs deep in my family.

by **The Scyphozoa** » Fri May 11, 2012 4:58 pm UTC

Lawsome wrote:Is my av cool?

More importantly, why am I not revising?

As in, avatar?

Yeah, I like it.

by **Роберт** » Fri May 11, 2012 5:28 pm UTC

Menacing Spike wrote:http://forums.xkcd.com is now the first result for "Nonconsensual horseporn"!

And your post will only help, I'm sure.

by **The Cat** » Fri May 11, 2012 5:30 pm UTC

Oh, F.

Tienes una buena dia!

by **emceng** » Fri May 11, 2012 5:51 pm UTC

Роберт wrote:
Menacing Spike wrote:http://forums.xkcd.com is now the first result for "Nonconsensual horseporn"!

And your post will only help, I'm sure.

Ahh, a great reason to bump it. I need more laughs! We should restart that jokefest from earlier in the thread.

A fool and his ass are soon parted.

by **broken_escalator** » Fri May 11, 2012 6:06 pm UTC

When life gives you ass, demand to see lifes manager.

by **eran_rathan** » Fri May 11, 2012 6:48 pm UTC

broken_escalator wrote:When life gives you ass, demand to see lifes manager.

"I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible ass that burns your house down!"

by **The Scyphozoa** » Fri May 11, 2012 7:10 pm UTC

Welp, looks like I'd better get the tear gas.

by **TimelordSimone** » Fri May 11, 2012 7:23 pm UTC

The Scyphozoa wrote:Welp, looks like I'd better get the tear ass.

by **Whelan** » Fri May 11, 2012 7:37 pm UTC

TimelordSimone wrote:
The Scyphozoa wrote:Welp, looks like I'd better get the ear ass.

by **Noc** » Sat May 12, 2012 1:54 am UTC

Whelan wrote:
TimelordSimone wrote:
The Scyphozoa wrote:Welp, looks like I'd better get the bear ass.

I still need three more of 'em for this quest.

by **Josephine** » Sat May 12, 2012 4:33 am UTC

Does nobody remember the Great Ass Pun Storm of page 1556?

by **darknut** » Sat May 12, 2012 5:20 am UTC

oh the asstalgia

those were ass times

by **tastelikecoke** » Sat May 12, 2012 2:16 pm UTC

Noc wrote:
Whelan wrote:
TimelordSimone wrote:
The Scyphozoa wrote:Welp, looks like I'd better get the bear ass.

I still need three more of 'em for this quest.

Make sure you get the quest first, so you will actually collect Bear Ass [Quest Item] and not Bear Ass [Consumable].

by **The Scyphozoa** » Sat May 12, 2012 5:58 pm UTC

Josephine wrote:Does nobody remember the Great Ass Pun Storm of page 1556?

Yes! That is PRECISELY why I am worried!

by **Jumble** » Sat May 12, 2012 6:22 pm UTC

Warning! The storm returns! Ass-ume defensive positions!

by **OBrien** » Sat May 12, 2012 7:19 pm UTC

This butt-er be good.

by **Eseell** » Sat May 12, 2012 7:27 pm UTC

The Scyphozoa wrote:
Josephine wrote:Does nobody remember the Great Ass Pun Storm of page 1556?

Yes! That is PREC-ASS-LY why I am worried!

FTFY

by **felltir** » Sat May 12, 2012 7:39 pm UTC

I ass-ked you guys not to do this shit again, butt you had to do it. I'll get to the bottom of this mess though.

(I have a posterior motive.)

by **poxic** » Sat May 12, 2012 8:06 pm UTC

Bummer.

by **You, sir, name?** » Sat May 12, 2012 8:07 pm UTC

Ok, so you know of the pacific garbage patch, right? I find it pretty alarming. Not because it kills the wildlife, but because it's a soup consisting of plastic particulates and polymers, assorted micro-orgamisms and water, and being in the middle of the pacific, there's no shortage of sunlight shining down in this soup. You couldn't construct a more beneficial environment for plastic-eating microorganisms to evolve if you tried.

If plastic suddenly started to rot like wood, we would have somewhat of a problem on our hands.

by **The Scyphozoa** » Sat May 12, 2012 8:37 pm UTC

It might not be so bad. I mean, yeah, almost all technology in the world would fall apart, but hey! We just made plastic biodegradable!

by **Jumble** » Sat May 12, 2012 9:07 pm UTC

But then our modern, plastic-based world would begin to to dis-ass-emble. (sorry to butt in).

by **The Scyphozoa** » Sat May 12, 2012 9:12 pm UTC

So, this picture:

I know it's supposed to be Nicholas Cage but all I can see is Eric Idle!

by **You, sir, name?** » Sat May 12, 2012 9:29 pm UTC

So the great assening has awakened from it's slumber.

Our only hope is to summon some form of rag-tag team of renegades and unlikely heroes.

by **SlyReaper** » Sat May 12, 2012 11:16 pm UTC

The Scyphozoa wrote:it's supposed to be Nicholas Cage

It looks nothing like him...

by **TimelordSimone** » Sat May 12, 2012 11:19 pm UTC

SlyReaper wrote:
The Scyphozoa wrote:it's supposed to be Nicholas Cage

It looks nothing like him...

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/you-dont-say

by **poxic** » Sat May 12, 2012 11:19 pm UTC

Damn, ninja'd. Oh well.

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