Based on the beloved comic, Calvin and Hobbes, the rules are simple:
1) Start your post with the current score. This should be completely and utterly arbitrary.
2) State your action, optionally including a reference to a document, real or fictional, that validates, invalidates, or re-validates any previous action. Your action is encouraged to be as random as possible.
3) All players must wear masks.
Score is currently 3 to the left. The Chosen One is in the lead!
I take the ball and run.Foul Play!
According to section 6 of the 2Ath Edition Dungeon Master's Guide, you need to don your Gloves of BallRunning first!
I don my mask! GO!