xkcd

by **matt96** » Fri May 11, 2012 2:40 am UTC

Hmmmm.....
I'll need more time than it will take for my post to get ninja'd in order to decide

Who needs certainty when you can just go with ~~Tyrannitar~~ ~~Metagross~~ ~~Garchomp~~
~~Electrode Diglett Nidoran Mankey Venasaur Rattatta Fearow Pidgey Seaking Jolteon Dragonite Ghastly Ponyta Vaporeon Polyrath Butterfree~~
I'll just go with Blaziken

Do you know what I referrenced in my answer?

by **[username]** » Fri May 11, 2012 4:00 am UTC

No, but if I had to guess I'd mumble something about a Pokémon rap or something.

If Neil Patrick Harris personally told you something was going to be legen-... Then told you to wait for it, how long could you wait for it?

by **darknut** » Sat May 12, 2012 9:30 am UTC

exactly two moments berfore i get wierded out and ask him if hes ok

assonance OR alliteration

get the referance, win a cookie

by **[username]** » Sat May 12, 2012 9:34 am UTC

1. You used alliteration.
2. You spelled reference wrong.
3. Because of this, I'm going with the opposite of your apparent choice.
So assonance.

How much wood would you chuck if you could chuck wood?

by **voicedotter** » Sun May 13, 2012 2:02 am UTC

I hate riddles. one.

What is your opinions of Furries. Be honest I can take anything.

by **[username]** » Sun May 13, 2012 3:48 am UTC

Well, I think your fetish is weird as hell. But, it's not like they're any less human. Finding out that someone is a furry (usually through the Internet, obviously) just means what it is, nothing more, to me. Also I really hate jerks who use things like that to hate on people.

What question do you really hope no one asks you, and what's your answer?

by **cjmcjmcjmcjm** » Sun May 13, 2012 6:14 am UTC

That's cheating! Two questions in one?

Are you a watcher of the night or someone who enjoys the sunrise as a wake-up?

by **darknut** » Sun May 13, 2012 7:33 am UTC

NIghtwatcher

which are you; likes only few genres of music or will listen to nearly everything, only few genres disliked

Spoiler:

by **voicedotter** » Sun May 13, 2012 9:34 am UTC

I am a may listen to all guy.

Android or Windows phone 7?

by **darknut** » Mon May 14, 2012 8:59 am UTC

not big on the, computer in my phone so i can computer while i phone, thing
makes phone calls, sends txt messages, good enough

whats your address, do you live alone, whats your work/school schedule, what are your secret fears, do i make you nervous

by **[username]** » Mon May 14, 2012 9:05 am UTC

No, no, work at work and don't work at school, none, ALL THE TIME.

What do you really wish someone would ask you?

by **Dr. Diaphanous** » Mon May 14, 2012 11:12 am UTC

I really wish someone would ask me "What do you really wish someone would ask you?"

What do you really wish someone would ask you?

by **[username]** » Mon May 14, 2012 11:46 am UTC

I really wish someone would ask me an original question.

How quickly can you type on a Dvorak keyboard?

by **t1mm01994** » Mon May 14, 2012 12:21 pm UTC

Erm, two fingered? I'm quite quick on a qwerty, just never had a Dvorak under my fingers...

How many rechargers (phone, other accessories) did you lose in your life, that you can recall?

by **Gypped** » Mon May 14, 2012 12:59 pm UTC

Zero

What is your favorite fruit? How often do you have one/some?

by **t1mm01994** » Mon May 14, 2012 1:06 pm UTC

an Apple, once a day... I don't like doctors much.

What is your opinion on the brand "Apple"?

by **[username]** » Mon May 14, 2012 1:22 pm UTC

I own an iPhone, and wouldn't replace it with anything else. The computers, however... Also, Safari. Ick.

How many machines/devices do you (regularly) access the fora on?

by **orangedragonfire** » Mon May 14, 2012 2:26 pm UTC

One.

Do you know what hyperreal numbers are?

by **Dr. Diaphanous** » Mon May 14, 2012 4:15 pm UTC

Does that include (the number of integers) and (the number of numbers between 0 and 1)? If so, just those two.

Do you enjoy reading/watching Shakespeare plays?

by **Badion** » Mon May 14, 2012 4:20 pm UTC

Watching yes. Reading no. But I do like "A midsummers night dream". That one I can read.

Have you ever read anything by Dave Duncan?

by **darknut** » Thu May 17, 2012 1:08 am UTC

no

nerdfighter?

by **orangedragonfire** » Thu May 17, 2012 9:01 am UTC

never heard of it

How many languages (including programming languages) do you know?

by **[username]** » Thu May 17, 2012 9:13 am UTC

Well, one or two. I can use Python in the same way that some people can speak, say, Japanese: Only really unimportant stuff and with no style. The other is English.

If someone was to ask you a series of questions, with your goal being that you get as many of them right as possible, what would you prefer the subject matter to be?

by **orangedragonfire** » Thu May 17, 2012 9:16 am UTC

Tautologies. AKA "What is 1?" "1." "Correct." (this is only based on the requirement of getting as many right as possible)

What the the most boring thing that you have had to do?

by **[username]** » Thu May 17, 2012 9:18 am UTC

I once drilled holes in a piece of wood. That was very boring.

How many times have you done the thing that you think was the most exciting thing in your life?

by **voicedotter** » Thu May 17, 2012 11:17 am UTC

a few times.

So have you played apocalypse world? (The pen and paper RPG.)

by **orangedragonfire** » Thu May 17, 2012 1:06 pm UTC

No

Do you think there will be a technological singularity before 2050?

by **darknut** » Sat May 19, 2012 8:35 am UTC

definitely maybe

did you join the forum right away or lurk first, how long

by **voicedotter** » Sat May 19, 2012 9:08 am UTC

I joined straight off. Though I think it was after I had previously stumbled upon a couple of topics through googling things.

Have you ever watched Castle?

by **cjmcjmcjmcjm** » Sat May 19, 2012 7:58 pm UTC

Once, while my SO was watching it on her computer on my bed.

What is a question?

by **orangedragonfire** » Sat May 19, 2012 8:23 pm UTC

This is a question:

What is an answer?

(or, according to wikipedia, "A request for information")

by **matt96** » Sat May 19, 2012 8:38 pm UTC

This is an answer, this is an answer to the question you just posed, it is a response to a question that informs the person who asked the question of the information they were requesting.

Was my answer an acceptable answer to the question I was answering?

by **voicedotter** » Sun May 20, 2012 5:48 am UTC

yes it was.

Do you know if there is a group of xkcd fans on steam?

by **brakos82** » Sun May 20, 2012 5:52 am UTC

No, but if so they should probably get out before they boil themselves.

Would you rather use a 10-year-old cell phone or a 10-year-old PC?

by **voicedotter** » Sun May 20, 2012 8:04 am UTC

cell phone. If I could have a 2280 brick I wouldn't be too bad off.

Same question as above. 10 year old phone or computer. what would you use?

by **PhoenixEnigma** » Sun May 20, 2012 8:20 am UTC

Cell phone, hands down. I'd sooner have a Nokia 6100 than an Athlon XP.

Is it ever too late for breakfast?

by **matt96** » Sun May 20, 2012 10:57 am UTC

Not unless you already had lunch.

How frequently do you visit the Xkcd forums?

by **voicedotter** » Sun May 20, 2012 12:17 pm UTC

Everyday, at least once

Do you like bacon?

by **Gypped** » Sun May 20, 2012 12:17 pm UTC

When I have excessive amounts of work on the computer? Several times daily.
Otherwise? Once-ish a day.

Do you believe you have (consciously or subconsciously) a greater respect for those who have been on the forum longer?

by **matt96** » Sun May 20, 2012 12:47 pm UTC

cool, due to a ninja, I got two people to answer my question, and both asked questions that I would answer yes to without a doubt, who doesn't feel some sort of connection to http://xkcd.com/418/, and people who have been on the forums longer have earned some more respect than the newer people.

What should I do if there is a ninja in this thread, answer the newer question or both?

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