Take a penny leave a penny.

[darknut]

i unzip the hole to the place behind the curtain, the lack of pressure in the void sucks everything through, filling the void

the pile consists of a nickel, Sean Quixote, a very large platform and a bomb which should have exploded by now...maybe it was a dud

[[username]]

I take the very large platform and leave a nickel as payment.

The pile now has two nickels, Sean Quixote, and a bomb.
Who put it there, anyway?

[patzer]

I leave a turd and take Sean.
The pile now has two nickels, Quixote and Turd, and a bomb.

[Mike Rosoft]

I leave a toilet and three pennies.

The pile now has two nickels, three pennies, Quixote, a turd bomb, and a toilet.

[patzer]

I flush the turd bomb down the toilet. It explodes.

The pile now has two nickels, three pennies, Quixote, and the remains of a toilet covered in feces.

[[username]]

I hire someone to clean up the mess the bomb has made, and add them to the pile.

There is now two nickels, three pennies, Quixote, the remains of a feces-covered toilet and a man named Carlos in the pile.

[patzer]

I leave the Eiffel Tower.

There are now two nickels, three pennies, the remains of a feces-covered toilet, Carlos Quixote and the Eiffel Tower in the pile.

[Mike Rosoft]

I leave a garbage truck and have the hired goon load the remains of the toilet there. Then, I take the coins to the top of the tower.

In the pile there is a garbage truck with the remains of a feces-covered toilet, Carlos Quixote, and the Eiffel Tower with two nickels and three pennies at its top platform.

[patzer]

Carlos Quixote drives the truck away.
In the pile there is the Eiffel Tower with two nickels and three pennies at its top platform.

[eculc]

I blow up the eiffel tower
there are two nickels, three pennies, and a mangled mess of steel girders on the pile

[patzer]

I replace the nickels with irons.

there are two irons, three pennies, and a mangled mess of steel girders on the pile

[Mike Rosoft]

I melt the remains of the Eiffel Tower into steel pennies.

There are two irons, three ordinary pennies, and 2.7 billion steel pennies on the pile.

[[username]]

I place an orange pOrtal underneath the pile. I then give the ASHPD to the next poster.

Now there are two irons, three ordinary pennies and 2.7 billion steel pennies, on an unopened orange portal, in the pile.

[eculc]

I put the blue portal on THE MOON.

there is now an orange portal sucking in all of the air, and 2.7 billion pennies, 3 ordinary pennies, and 2 irons IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!.

[Lawsome]

I put in one space core.

There is now an orange portal sucking in all the air, 27billion pennies, 3 ordinary pennies two irons and a space core (space, so much space, watch out for the space cops, SPACCCEE) in space

[darknut]

there's 27 million in pennies, MINE
you can keep those 3 regular ones though

There is now an orange portal sucking in all the air, 3 ordinary pennies, two irons and a space core (i'm in space, SPAAAAAAACE, space ) in space

[Mike Rosoft]

I replace the space core with a space bar. Then I walk in it, order some booze, and leave the change in the pile.

There is now an orange portal sucking in all the air, two irons, 3 ordinary pennies, 7 Altairian cents, a pan-galactic gargle blaster, and a space bar in space.

[[username]]

I relocate the pile and walk through an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill.

The pile now consists of two irons, three pennies, seven Altairian cents, a pan-galactic gargle blaster and a space bar at the end of the universe

[darknut]

i arrange the 2 irons diagonally, and end up with shears

there are shears, three pennies, seven Altairian cents, a pan-galactic gargle blaster and a space bar at the end of the universe

[[username]]

I complete the transformation...

There is now Shears, three Gold Nuggets, seven Gold Ingots, a Potion of Harming and an obsidian pillar in the End.

[eculc]

I write a book about the pile.

There is a book about some random stuff in minecraft on the pile

[Mike Rosoft]

I add the book to the pile, and write an additional chapter about the addition.

There are now shears, three gold nuggets, seven gold ingots, a potion of harming, an obsidian pillar, and a book about shears, three gold nuggets, seven gold ingots, a potion of harming, an obsidian pillar, and a book about shears, three gold nuggets, seven gold ingots, a potion of harming, an obsidian pillar, and a book about ...

[darknut]

the ender dragon swoops down on the pile

there is now an obsidian pillar hovering over a crater

[brakos82]

I put a penny on the pillar.

There is now a penny on top of an obsidian pillar hovering over a crater

[[username]]

I write a single letter on the penny.

There is now a 'U' on a penny on top of an obsidian tower hovering over a crater.

[Mike Rosoft]

I quickly put a block of marble under the pillar/tower, before gravity notices that there's something wrong. (It's not quite tall enough, though.)

There is now a 'U' on a penny on top of an obsidian tower hovering about a centimeter above a block of marble in a crater.

[eculc]

I catch the can from the "Kick the can" thread and put it on top of the obsidian pillar.
There is now a 'U' on a penny and a can on top of an obsidian tower hovering about a centimeter above a block of marble in a crater.

[[username]]

I leave ignorance on the pile, then kick the can back to the Kick the Can thread.

There is now a 'U' on a penny, Badion and brakos82 on top of an obsidian tower hovering about a centimeter above a block of marble in a crater.

[WarDaft]

I leave a duck in the pile.

Maybe if we give them a home, they'll stay out of the other thread.

There is now a 'U' on a penny, Badion and brakos82 on top of an obsidian tower hovering about a centimeter above a block of marble in a crater. Swimming around the crater is a large angry duck.

[Mike Rosoft]

Now that's the evil megapenny is gone for good (?), I can freely take over the world without worrying about the competition. Mwahahahaha!

There is now a 'U' on a penny, Badion and brakos82 on top of an obsidian tower hovering about a centimeter above a block of marble in a crater. Swimming around the crater is a large angry duck. There's also a -1 over the world!

[darknut]

i shove mike to the ground, then when he tries to get up, i shove him down again

There is now a 'U' on a penny, Badion and brakos82 on top of an obsidian tower hovering about a centimeter above a block of marble in a crater. Swimming around the crater is a large angry duck

[patzer]

Badion jumps off the tower and impregnates the duck, which then eats him.

There is now a 'U' on a penny and brakos82 on top of an obsidian tower hovering about a centimeter above a block of marble in a crater. Swimming around the crater is an extremely large angry pregnant duck.

[brakos82]

I throw the U-penny on the duck, and the duck gives birth to Abraham Lincoln.

There is now brakos82 on top of an obsidian tower hovering about a centimeter above a block of marble in a crater. Swimming around the crater is an extremely large angry duck, and a very sticky Abraham Lincoln.

[eculc]

I reset the data chip holding the information about the pile.

there is now some empty space where there used to be a pile of random BS

[brakos82]

I put a penny in the jar.

There is a penny in the jar.

[Mike Rosoft]

I put the data chip in the jar.

There's a penny and a resetted data chip in the jar.

[brakos82]

I kick the can into the jar.

There's a penny, a can, and a resetted data chip in the jar.

[Mike Rosoft]

I drop another penny into the can.

There's a penny, a can with another penny, and a resetted data chip in the jar.

[eculc]

I break the jar

there's a penny, a penny inside a can, a blank data chip, and some shattered glass on the pile.

[brakos82]

I fix the jar, and dump the penny in the can into the jar.

there's 2 pennies, a can, and a blank data chip in the jar, which is being held together with super-glue.