xkcd

by **[username]** » Sun May 27, 2012 7:42 am UTC

I don't think you know what that theory means to our existence.

by **orangedragonfire** » Sun May 27, 2012 5:49 pm UTC

Surprise Tortoise!

by **Jave D** » Sun May 27, 2012 6:09 pm UTC

Fine, DON'T.

by **orangedragonfire** » Sun May 27, 2012 8:22 pm UTC

I want you to need me to like you to desire me to find you to hope that I'll love you.

by **Mike Rosoft** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:09 pm UTC

If you're happy and you know it, then we pessimists won't be swayed!

by **orangedragonfire** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 11:31 pm UTC

There is no Bro in Promise. There is, however, a Bro in Broken Promise.

by **Sean Quixote** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:02 am UTC

I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be "whelmed"?

by **orangedragonfire** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:15 pm UTC

To be or not to be - they're exactly the same.

by **UniqueScreenname** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:25 pm UTC

Can you feel the love tonight? It is where we are.

by **flicky1991** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:14 pm UTC

Well of course it's pink - otherwise, the Moon wouldn't be able to smell it.

by **orangedragonfire** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:33 pm UTC

May as you might you can't see what you claim.

by **Badion** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:44 pm UTC

Despite my trip down the rabbit whole and my peering through the looking glass, I cant seem to find the left shoe to my right sneakers for playing heads up tennis in the downtown park.

by **flicky1991** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:58 pm UTC

Well, you know what they say: two chapters, and I'm out 'til Tuesday.

by **Jave D** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:29 pm UTC

The way to a man's heart is through his chest cavity.

by **UniqueScreenname** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:55 am UTC

Old MacDonald had a farm, but he lost it in the Great Depression.

by **cjdrum** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:55 am UTC

The moose's goose had loose juice while in the puce house!

by **orangedragonfire** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:07 am UTC

Farewell, sweet hair, my truest of friends. I must leave you now to pop in the shower, but fear not, I shall return!

by **PerchloricAcid** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:22 am UTC

I know a room of musical tunes. Some rhyme, some ching, most of them are clockwork. Let's go into the other room and make them work....

by **orangedragonfire** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:53 pm UTC

ORNAMENTS!

by **flicky1991** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:17 pm UTC

And hovering there, in the dim light... was the Chitwan National Park.

by **UniqueScreenname** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:57 pm UTC

I know I put my bag somewhere...

by **flicky1991** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:45 pm UTC

And that's why we have no iguanas. In other news, I ate the Prime Minister.

by **Badion** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:16 pm UTC

I slit a sheet a sheet I slit upon the slitted sheet I sit.

by **flicky1991** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:59 pm UTC

Four arms? Sounds like you're constructing a hypothesis, mate.

by **Jave D** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:54 am UTC

I agree. Traditions are good. Like human sacrifice.

by **orangedragonfire** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:21 am UTC

I believe that I could better answer that question if I knew what you were talking about. Until you tell me, I'm going to have to go with 'it was for the greater good.'

by **orangedragonfire** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:25 am UTC

by **flicky1991** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:23 am UTC

The circumference of the tomato is inversely proportional to the day of the week.

by **PerchloricAcid** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:50 pm UTC

Pitam se da li će iko ovo razumeti :mrgreen:

by **Mike Rosoft** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:06 pm UTC

The mad cut-and-paster strikes again!

by **UniqueScreenname** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:50 pm UTC

It fits quite nicely there, thank you.

by **Whelan** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:21 pm UTC

Tea, earl grey, hot.

by **farnsworth** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:36 am UTC

You're asking me, will my love grow?
I don't know; oh I don't know!
You stick around, ahh; it may show,
I don't know, ahh I don't know!

by **Snark** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:11 pm UTC

Mycelium!!!! And Pokemon!!!!

by **flicky1991** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:46 pm UTC

That's what Bartholomew said! And you know what he's doing now? Not buying clouds, that's what!

by **orangedragonfire** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 6:18 pm UTC

The arrow makes you sad.

by **Snark** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 6:35 pm UTC

Zeros and ones, baby. Zeros and ones.

by **flicky1991** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:04 pm UTC

And lo the people of Spoon did gather at the highest peak, and they did say, "Xylophones rock!"

by **Sruixan** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:40 pm UTC

The person who came up with the term "scintillation" needs to be shot. Or have been shot. Whatever.

by **flicky1991** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:11 pm UTC

Now that is why don't trust gophers. Not enough self-esteem.

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