xkcd

by **madjo** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:29 am UTC

I attempt to kick the can, but instead I kick the bucket.

by **Tomlidich** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:51 pm UTC

i hire Bruce Schneier to roundhouse kick the can.

it burst in a flash of light about 2 feet from travelling away from chuck. we believe it to be somewhere a few alternate universes away from here.

by **eculc** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:48 pm UTC

I kick the can into the "take a penny leave a penny" thread. it lands in my post.

by **Sean Quixote** » Sat Apr 28, 2012 8:31 pm UTC

The can has since kicked itself back into its own thread, but now it's full of pennies and in the hand of a homeless man. I kick him.

by **matt96** » Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:31 pm UTC

I empty the can and kick it into my face repeatedly for having done something incredibly stupid, and then kick it into my face again for being stupid enough to kick the can into my face because of having done something stupid instead of learning from my mistake and becoming less stupid

by **Sean Quixote** » Thu May 17, 2012 10:45 pm UTC

I kick the can and it awakens from a dream within itself.

by **Ken_g6** » Fri May 18, 2012 1:53 am UTC

I kick the can out. It moves away and never speaks to me again.

Um, not that it ever spoke to me in the first place. Yeah. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it. Hey, who are those guys in white coats? :shock:

by **curtis95112** » Fri May 18, 2012 5:02 am UTC

I kick a tin

by **brakos82** » Fri May 18, 2012 5:10 am UTC

I gently place the can back with the other cans that it belongs with.

Then I kick all of the cans.

by **eculc** » Fri May 18, 2012 12:21 pm UTC

I kick the can back to the necro-zone from which it came.

by **matt96** » Tue May 29, 2012 10:56 am UTC

A can hits my head here while I am passing through the necro zone, so I kick it back to the first page.

by **eculc** » Tue May 29, 2012 4:44 pm UTC

I kick the can into the "take a penny, leave a penny" thread. Again.

by **Badion** » Tue May 29, 2012 9:12 pm UTC

I kick the can with all of my might.

by **brakos82** » Tue May 29, 2012 9:14 pm UTC

I kick the can into Turkerya.

by **Sean Quixote** » Thu May 31, 2012 5:03 am UTC

DUCK!!

by **brakos82** » Thu May 31, 2012 5:05 am UTC

I place the can so that it'll keep the Internet from leaking.

by **Badion** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:14 pm UTC

I change the oil and the can and the oil filter.

by **brakos82** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:13 am UTC

I kick the can into the Duck of Turkerya.

by **Sean Quixote** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 6:53 pm UTC

I kick the duck.

by **matt96** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:14 pm UTC

I kick the can at SlyReaper

by **CreativeUsername** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:33 pm UTC

I do a badass jackie chan kick and deflect it

by **Sean Quixote** » Mon Nov 05, 2012 6:09 am UTC

I leave a penny. The can quacks.

by **Vytron** » Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:24 pm UTC

I throw my shoe at the can. It hits it.

Does it count?

by **flicky1991** » Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:06 pm UTC

I can the kick.

by **eculc** » Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:27 pm UTC

I kick the can back into the necro-zone.

by **flicky1991** » Wed Nov 07, 2012 8:48 am UTC

I drink the contents of the can.

by **Vytron** » Thu Nov 08, 2012 10:48 am UTC

The can kicks me.

Ow!

by **flicky1991** » Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:29 pm UTC

I kick Vytron too!

by **maninblack** » Thu Nov 08, 2012 2:33 pm UTC

I attempt to kick the can at flicky. I kick the can, but miss flicky. The can bounces and hits Vytron instead.

by **flicky1991** » Thu Nov 08, 2012 2:38 pm UTC

I use a 3D printer to make a new can. I kick it and it shatters.

by **Vytron** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:08 pm UTC

The can kicks everyone that kicked or threw the can at Vytron.

by **maninblack** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:15 pm UTC

Chuck N0rris roundhouse kicks the can.

Spoiler:

by **Vytron** » Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:30 am UTC

I kick the can, it hits Saladin's Mom (really, the mother of Saladin, no censors).

by **marionic** » Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:53 am UTC

I drink the contents of the can.

by **Vytron** » Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:47 pm UTC

I eat the can whole.

by **Kick** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 12:56 am UTC

I am the can.

by **flicky1991** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:15 pm UTC

I'm wearing the can.

by **maninblack** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:49 pm UTC

I'm at one with the can.

by **flicky1991** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:51 pm UTC

I'm on the can. Can I have some privacy, please?

by **Kick** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:34 pm UTC

/me the can.

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