1134: "Logic Boat"

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1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby rhomboidal » Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:07 am UTC

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Title Text: Or a cabbage, for that matter. The goat makes sense. Goats are fine.

I'm sure the wolf has little pigs and girls in red riding hoods filling its schedule anyway.

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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby Sir_Read-a-Lot » Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:10 am UTC

This is why you present this problem with a dog, a chicken, and bird seed.

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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby reegee » Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:11 am UTC

The goat isn't just fine, the goat is awesome!!
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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby gormster » Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:25 am UTC

Here's a real problem: what kind of cabbage occupies the same volume of space as a goat and a wolf?
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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby Trimalchio » Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:40 am UTC

Are you going to make us say it?

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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby gd1 » Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:44 am UTC

Assumption: The stick is sturdy (not unreasonable as it's securing a boat)

Tie the goat to the stick in the ground.

Take the wolf across
Take the cabbage across
Untie the goat and take the goat across

:D

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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby Velexia » Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:48 am UTC

lol... I love the look the wolf is giving to the cabbage.

How about this logic boat:

You have a Ninja, a Pirate, and a Dinosaur.

The Dinosaur can't see the Ninja, because it has some frog DNA and can't see things that don't move. The Ninja is good at not moving.

The Dinosaur however, will eat the Pirate.

The Ninja and the Pirate will kill each other.

The Ninja will kill anyone it is alone with, except the Dinosaur.
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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby Sprocket » Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:50 am UTC

I started to read it, and before I continued I reminded myself of the solution, and had the thought "why do you have a wolf? Wouldn't it just run away anyway? Are wolves really useful to farmers?" Not sure why I decided you are a farmer in this puzzle, maybe the first time it was told to me it was "a farmer has..."
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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby rockachu2 » Wed Nov 14, 2012 6:02 am UTC

Step One: train the wolf. (now dog)
Step Two: take goat across with you
Step Three: leave goat and return alone
Step Four: grab dog and cross
Step Five: send dog back alone
Step Six: watch your dog pick up the cabbage and place it in the boat, and return.


You could also tie a bone to the cabbage.
Goat ->
<- you
-> you + cabbage+bone
<- empty boat
-> wolf

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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby rpgamer » Wed Nov 14, 2012 6:11 am UTC

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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby Elmach » Wed Nov 14, 2012 6:20 am UTC

Velexia wrote:lol... I love the look the wolf is giving to the cabbage.

How about this logic boat:

You have a Ninja, a Pirate, and a Dinosaur.

The Dinosaur can't see the Ninja, because it has some frog DNA and can't see things that don't move. The Ninja is good at not moving.

The Dinosaur however, will eat the Pirate.

The Ninja and the Pirate will kill each other.

The Ninja will kill anyone it is alone with, except the Dinosaur.


Impossible, unless the Ninja doesn't kill while in a boat.

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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby Milnoc » Wed Nov 14, 2012 6:26 am UTC

What if the wolf was a vegetarian?

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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby Djehutynakht » Wed Nov 14, 2012 6:38 am UTC

Elmach wrote:
Impossible, unless the Ninja doesn't kill while in a boat.



It's simple. You merely have him run across the water.

Because he's a ninja and he can do that.


Anyways, I protest.

Why would you not have a wolf?

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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby richman1c » Wed Nov 14, 2012 6:47 am UTC

Why did you have a wolf?

Because your boss made it a requirement. You sat in on the meetings for what was required to travel. You made your case that the wolf was not only unnecessary, but also a liability, yet upper management refused to budge on the issue. Therefore you have no choice but to accept the fact that the wolf must accompany you.

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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby Velexia » Wed Nov 14, 2012 6:51 am UTC

Elmach wrote:Impossible, unless the Ninja doesn't kill while in a boat.


Oh she most certainly does. But it's not impossible, just silly.
Spoiler:
First, take the Pirate. The Dinosaur and the Ninja won't kill each other. She likes Dinosaurs.
Then go back and grab the Dinosaur. The Ninja has no one to kill, the Dinosaur won't eat you because (whatever reason you want).
Now send the Dinosaur back alone, to pick up the Ninja. Clever girl...


This also works, lol...
Spoiler:
It's simple. You merely have him run across the water.

Because he's a ninja and he can do that.
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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby phlip » Wed Nov 14, 2012 6:53 am UTC

richman1c wrote:Why did you have a wolf?

Because your boss made it a requirement. You sat in on the meetings for what was required to travel. You made your case that the wolf was not only unnecessary, but also a liability, yet upper management refused to budge on the issue. Therefore you have no choice but to accept the fact that the wolf must accompany you.

Welcome to the real world.

Whereas the management that forced you to carry a wolf's weight in cabbage, and only gave you a boat capable of carrying one of them were probably different people who don't communicate with each other. Yeah, I've been on projects like that.

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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby StClair » Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:08 am UTC

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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby gd1 » Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:17 am UTC

richman1c wrote:Why did you have a wolf?

Because your boss made it a requirement. You sat in on the meetings for what was required to travel. You made your case that the wolf was not only unnecessary, but also a liability, yet upper management refused to budge on the issue. Therefore you have no choice but to accept the fact that the wolf must accompany you.

Welcome to the real world.


gd1 wrote:Assumption: The stick is sturdy (not unreasonable as it's securing a boat)

Tie the goat to the stick in the ground.

Take the wolf across
Take the cabbage across
Untie the goat and take the goat across

:D


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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby Velexia » Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:39 am UTC

Depending on the goat's desire for the cabbage, it might eat the rope (and the stick??), and then the cabbage. He is seen to have tied up the goat, to keep it from wandering I suppose.
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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby marcgaston » Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:43 am UTC

Because the wolf is so cute, of course.

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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby da Doctah » Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:59 am UTC

Milnoc wrote:What if the wolf was a vegetarian?
Never mind that. What if the goat was a man-eating zombie goat? Did you ever think about that? Huh?

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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby TranquilFury » Wed Nov 14, 2012 8:03 am UTC

Step 2.5:

Somebody stole my goat!

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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby Leyaena » Wed Nov 14, 2012 8:21 am UTC

Surprised the real solution hasn't been posted yet...

1: take goat across
2: return alone
3: take cabbage across
4: return with goat
5: take wolf across
6: return alone
7: take goat across

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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby ArthurD » Wed Nov 14, 2012 8:51 am UTC

I think the solution is:

Take the Goat across return alone.
Take the Cabbage across return with the Goat.
Take the wolf across return alone.
Take the Goat across.

You're done.

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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby Linux0s » Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:15 am UTC

Great comic but not based on reality:

"Hi... I've come to visit you with a goat and a cabbage."

"Great... where's the wolf?"
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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby orthogon » Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:19 am UTC

rhomboidal wrote:Title Text: Or a cabbage, for that matter.


Obviously you are planning on making Cabbage with goats' cheese and garlic butter
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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby Klear » Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:28 am UTC

Velexia wrote:
Elmach wrote:Impossible, unless the Ninja doesn't kill while in a boat.


Oh she most certainly does. But it's not impossible, just silly.
Spoiler:
First, take the Pirate. The Dinosaur and the Ninja won't kill each other. She likes Dinosaurs.
Then go back and grab the Dinosaur. The Ninja has no one to kill, the Dinosaur won't eat you because (whatever reason you want).
Now send the Dinosaur back alone, to pick up the Ninja. Clever girl...


That's bullshit - the rules clearly say that the dino cannot see the ninja.

In any case, if the clause from the original that states that when you are present nobody is eating/killing anybody is in effect, then the solution is the same as the original riddle, just treat the pirate as a goat.

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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby JeromeWest » Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:02 am UTC

Klear wrote:...the solution is the same as the original riddle, just treat the pirate as a goat.


In my experience, pirates get very annoyed when you treat them as goats.

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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby Velexia » Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:39 am UTC

Klear wrote:That's bullshit - the rules clearly say that the dino cannot see the ninja.

In any case, if the clause from the original that states that when you are present nobody is eating/killing anybody is in effect, then the solution is the same as the original riddle, just treat the pirate as a goat.



lol =) Yeah but who says the Dinosaur has to see the Ninja, to paddle the boat across the river and then back? The Ninja hops aboard while the Dinosaur is busy preparing to head back =)

The main difference is that if you take the Ninja in the boat, the Ninja will kill you.
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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby Klear » Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:48 am UTC

Velexia wrote:The main difference is that if you take the Ninja in the boat, the Ninja will kill you.


And once the ninja gets across the water he won't kill you because...?

Nah, annoying pirates by treating them as goats is the way to go. That is, by the way, a correct response to any conceivable problem.

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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby rmsgrey » Wed Nov 14, 2012 11:48 am UTC

For some reason, Wikipedia knows this one as the "Fox, goose and bag of beans puzzle", though it does note that wolf, goat, cabbage is the oldest known form.

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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby kryton » Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:03 pm UTC

Ask the wolf what the goat would tell you to do, then do the opposite...
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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby jpk » Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:11 pm UTC

Or a cabbage, for that matter. The goat makes sense. Goats are fine.


Goat stew without cabbage < goat stew with cabbage

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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby JustDoug » Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:13 pm UTC

Velexia wrote:lol... I love the look the wolf is giving to the cabbage.

How about this logic boat:

...

The Ninja will kill anyone it is alone with, except the Dinosaur.


You've overlooked one little thing. What happens when you're alone in the boat with the Ninja?

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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby EpicanicusStrikes » Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:20 pm UTC

JustDoug wrote:You've overlooked one little thing. What happens when you're alone in the boat with the Ninja?

It's been suggested that you just have the Ninja water-walk over to the other side and not use the boat. It was then further suggested that the Ninja will kill you when you reach the other side.

But they've overlooked one major thing; you're a Ninja, too, and a better one at that. Kill the Ninja. Kill the Pirate. Kill the Dinosaur. Move down-river and kill the goat, the cabbage and the middle-manager trying to figure out how to row a boat. Take the wolf as an animal companion and then go kill the village that's been buying all these things on Amazon so the madness can finally stop.

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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby mmmCatSoup » Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:20 pm UTC

gormster wrote:Here's a real problem: what kind of cabbage occupies the same volume of space as a goat and a wolf?


The world's largest.
WorldsLargestCabbage.jpg

Obviously the man in the comic has grown a gigantic cabbage for the local state fair. Otherwise why would he place such importance on it?


Alternatively, it could be a regular cabbage, a baby goat, and a baby wolf.

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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby peewee_RotA » Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:21 pm UTC

After solving the boat puzzle, you encounter a roaming group of level 12 were-bunnies. Your druid goes from lawful good to lawful evil for 24 hours for abandoning his trusty wolf. Your magical cabbage of smiting no longer works with your new alignment. The were-bunnies jump and bite your head off. Tim the enchanter laughs.

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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby mathmannix » Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:27 pm UTC

What the frack? Nobody, not even wikipedia, knows this as the "fox-rooster-worm" problem, as given by the Jester?
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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby cellocgw » Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:40 pm UTC

Leyaena wrote:Surprised the real solution hasn't been posted yet...

1: take goat across
2: return alone
3: take cabbage across
4: return with goat
5: take wolf across
6: return alone
7: take goat across

Really? You're surprised? I'm surprised that you would think anyone nerdy enough to be in this forum hasn't seen this problem almost Infinity times already. Next you'll tell us the solution to the U-2 + bridge crossing problem.
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Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Postby Tormuse » Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:41 pm UTC

Velexia wrote:You have a Ninja, a Pirate, and a Dinosaur...
Spoiler:
The Dinosaur can't see the Ninja, because it has some frog DNA and can't see things that don't move. The Ninja is good at not moving.

The Dinosaur however, will eat the Pirate.

The Ninja and the Pirate will kill each other.

The Ninja will kill anyone it is alone with, except the Dinosaur.


Some people say it's unsolvable because the ninja will kill you when the two of you are alone in the boat, but I have an alternative solution:

You cross with the pirate first, then return alone.

The ninja and the dinosaur cross together and then the three of them continue their journey without you, leaving you stranded forever. (Hey, the puzzle was just about how to get those three across, right?)

...

...or I suppose the pirate could come back for you, but you would have to depend on them coming to the correct decision without you; if they do it wrong and the ninja comes back for you, both you and the pirate are doomed! ...And then the ninja and dinosaur would continue their journey together.
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