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mackey wrote:also, hench where is your signature thingy from?
marcmagus wrote:Worst: Stephen R. Donaldson's The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, Unbeliever.
It's straight find-the-plot-tokens fantasy, except the protagonist is a whiny jerk who, about 50 pages in, completely alienates his entire audience and spends the rest of the trilogy whining about it, rather than seeking any sort of real redemption.
The first chapter is a vaguely interesting read as a short story, though, I suppose.
Belial wrote:mackey wrote:also, hench where is your signature thingy from?
Ooo, I know this one.
"Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem"
CaraInFrames wrote:[The quoted poetry]
Nero wrote:"I love him, I hate him, I love him, oh he's so rich"
Allow me to rewrite that poem in two stanzas:
I, confounded by our relationshup employ that semiarchaic
and gramatically erroneous tone.
Insert utter nonsense of astrological bodies and nature, reference in personification.
The difference in moods I feel throughout all occasion, this love is rotting our souls.
I conclude, reasserting all above three times over.
I know naught but obstruction of the mind, continue life without change.
Hench wrote:I wonder, would it be lynch worthy if I mention that I found Orson Scott Card's Ender's Shadow series sputtered and died about halfway through Shadow of the Hegemon? Ender's Shadow was a decent accompaniment to the original Game but the rest of the Shadow series, IMO, fell flat and suffered under OSC's particular brand of politics and personal beliefs. I found that I didn't enjoy them nearly as much as I had been promised, and to be quite frank, his politics pissed me off many a time.
SexyTalon wrote:A pile of shit can call itself a delicious pie, but that doesn't make it true.
Titus wrote:CaraInFrames wrote:[The quoted poetry]
Holy snapple, that was at least the worst published poetry I've ever seen. Honestly, poetry should not have to be waded through or distilled to have any meaning. My brother is obsessive about Plath and has literally (yes, literally) shoved her work down my throat since we were in high school. Her work causes me constant bodily pain. Allow me to rewrite that poem in two stanzas:
I, confounded by our relationshup employ that semiarchaic
and gramatically erroneous tone.
Insert utter nonsense of astrological bodies and nature, reference in personification.
The difference in moods I feel throughout all occasion, this love is rotting our souls.
I conclude, reasserting all above three times over.
I know naught but obstruction of the mind, continue life without change.
Sylvia Plath
*shudder*
-If you take offense from this, I am sorry. I just think that poets should have a plainer message in their poems, with cool stuff hidden underneath. I could spend all day trying to explain this, but this sums it up nicely: Sylvia Plath's poetry is the basis of all mind flayers' powers. Seriously. Think about it...
Parka wrote:I assume this is yours. I don't know anyone else who would put "kill a bear" on a list.
no-genius wrote:The Curious Tale of the Dog in the night-time
mackey wrote:no-genius wrote:The Curious Tale of the Dog in the night-time
ya i got about half way through that one and then quit for some reason, i just kinda got bored
edit: also i think its called The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time, its definetly the same book though because its about an autistic kid
d33p wrote:As only my 3rd post, I hesitate to leap in with eyes shut and held breath... but Robert Jordan pisses me off. 'Wheel of Time' = worst, most overblown series I ever tried to read. How many effing characters do you need to tell a story? AND HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE? Zero resolution, on any front. I slogged through the first seven books, hoping against hope...
And then I find out I have to wait years for the next level of disappointment? No thanks.
Belial wrote:I am going to suggest that maybe poetry isn't for you. Not because you don't like Plath, I'm decidedly neutral on her, myself. Just...that summary. Yeah. No.
Titus wrote:I would like to apologize to everybody for my crap, I was honestly just in a really bad mood. And my Plath-hatred just took over once I hit that poem... Sorry once again. I really didn't mean to go off like that. Will y'all forgive me?Belial wrote:I am going to suggest that maybe poetry isn't for you. Not because you don't like Plath, I'm decidedly neutral on her, myself. Just...that summary. Yeah. No.
Yeah, I don't know. I like poetry in general, but it's like the books you have to read in english class, I guess my brother kinda turned me off to Plath majorly.
Cheers, and apologies all.
Pixel wrote:Stranger in a Strange Land
God do I dislike (bordering on hate) that book. And as my username indicates, I'm a big Heinlein fan. I have read everything the man has ever written. And I abhor Stranger. It took me three tries to get through the book, and I regretted the wasted time.
If I ask someone if they like Heinlein and they say no, 80% percent of the time they've only read Stranger. At which I feel obligated to apologize for that book and suggest they read something else.
Overhyped to the point it gets shoved down people's throats, badly plotted, misogynistic, preachy, full of stolen (and badly applied) religious symbolism, etc. And the whole point of Mike's preaching ("I am no one special, anyone can do what I do") is found to be complete BS at the end when it is revealed MAJOR SPOILER WTF
Meh, crap book from an otherwise decent author.
CaraInFrames wrote:Titus wrote:I would like to apologize to everybody for my crap, I was honestly just in a really bad mood. And my Plath-hatred just took over once I hit that poem... Sorry once again. I really didn't mean to go off like that. Will y'all forgive me?Belial wrote:I am going to suggest that maybe poetry isn't for you. Not because you don't like Plath, I'm decidedly neutral on her, myself. Just...that summary. Yeah. No.
Yeah, I don't know. I like poetry in general, but it's like the books you have to read in english class, I guess my brother kinda turned me off to Plath majorly.
Cheers, and apologies all.
Well, I forgive you, but that may just be because I am incredibly gracious and forgiving in nature, I doubt anyone else will show you such mercy. Tut. Only a dozen posts and now doomed to be universally hated for eternity, and all because of your dislike for the late, great, Plath. Such a pity.
Mecks wrote:This is going to just horrify everyone here, but I actually enjoyed Atlas Shrugged. I don't agree with the philosophy, but at least the crudeness of her writing style matches the bluntness with which she pounds her message into our heads. I'd appreciate it if certain other authors did the same. (Looking at you, Orson Scott Card.)
Parka wrote:I assume this is yours. I don't know anyone else who would put "kill a bear" on a list.
Severus Severance wrote:I seem to remember Last Templar... was that the one with some noise about "vocal chords"? I remember having a teenage rage-seizure at that...
Anything that mentions the Knights Templar is usually godawful.
Mecks wrote:I liked The Da Vinci Code. I read it while eating popcorn and twizzlers, to heighten the effect within.
Malice wrote:Mecks wrote:I liked The Da Vinci Code. I read it while eating popcorn and twizzlers, to heighten the effect within.
I liked The Da Vinci Code a lot. I just recognized that it was utter shit. I could write a better book with both hands tied behind my back.
That's right: typing with my nose.
Pixel wrote:Stranger in a Strange Land
God do I dislike (bordering on hate) that book. And as my username indicates, I'm a big Heinlein fan. I have read everything the man has ever written. And I abhor Stranger. It took me three tries to get through the book, and I regretted the wasted time.
If I ask someone if they like Heinlein and they say no, 80% percent of the time they've only read Stranger. At which I feel obligated to apologize for that book and suggest they read something else.
Overhyped to the point it gets shoved down people's throats, badly plotted, misogynistic, preachy, full of stolen (and badly applied) religious symbolism, etc. And the whole point of Mike's preaching ("I am no one special, anyone can do what I do") is found to be complete BS at the end when it is revealedSpoiler:
Meh, crap book from an otherwise decent author.
Hench wrote:I wonder, would it be lynch worthy if I mention that I found Orson Scott Card's Ender's Shadow series sputtered and died about halfway through Shadow of the Hegemon? Ender's Shadow was a decent accompaniment to the original Game but the rest of the Shadow series, IMO, fell flat and suffered under OSC's particular brand of politics and personal beliefs. I found that I didn't enjoy them nearly as much as I had been promised, and to be quite frank, his politics pissed me off many a time.
Bakemaster wrote:__Kit wrote:Harry Potter and The Bible, are both highly overrated.
Saying the Bible is overrated is overrated.
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