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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby xooll » Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:17 pm UTC

So, I got tired of the fact that the appearance of my band name in my signature made my posts on this forum the dominant result when googling for my music. Anyway, if you think I might happen to be a good musician, you can test this theory here.

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby redwards » Thu Oct 04, 2007 1:19 am UTC

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Eleven » Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:23 am UTC

Code: Select all

[@|Asriel] I just got a crazy telemarket call
[@|Asriel] an autoglass repair shop, asking if we had any damaged auto glass we'd like a free quote on
[@|Asriel] I wondered if that was a variant on "is your refrigerator running"
[@|Asriel] if I had broken glass, I'd do something about it
[@Mono] lol
[@|Asriel] not sit around hoping someone will call me up
[@|Asriel] 911 doesnt call you up randomly "We were wondering if anybody happens to be dying, traped, giving birth, or breaking into your home at the moment"
[@|Asriel] "I'm so glad you called, there's a guy holding a gun to my face"
[@Mono] rofl


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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Geekthras » Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:02 am UTC

Wait. With a SPOON?!

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Catch22 » Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:57 pm UTC

When Goodnight tried to pay for two bottles of Sprite with a $5 bill he was assaulted by the store clerk. Investigators said the clerk, 20-year-old Ricky Young told them he thought Goodnight was being rude by not talking to him and hit him in the head with a crowbar.
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Tractor » Tue Oct 09, 2007 5:06 pm UTC

Brent Spiner
9 x 6 = 42

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Neuman » Tue Oct 09, 2007 5:08 pm UTC

Add
Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Cheese » Tue Oct 09, 2007 7:22 pm UTC

#EFEFEF
#DEE3E7
hermaj wrote:No-one. Will. Be. Taking. Cheese's. Spot.
Spoiler:
LE4dGOLEM wrote:Cheese is utterly correct on all fronts.
SecondTalon wrote:That thing that Cheese just said. Do that.
Meaux_Pas wrote:I hereby disagree and declare Cheese to be brilliant.
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby no-genius » Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:28 pm UTC

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby OfficiallyHaphazard » Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:17 am UTC

cout<<"1: "<<currentLoc<<endl;


yay for debugging :P
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby xooll » Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:29 am UTC

So, I got tired of the fact that the appearance of my band name in my signature made my posts on this forum the dominant result when googling for my music. Anyway, if you think I might happen to be a good musician, you can test this theory here.

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Keroppi » Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:44 am UTC

MisinforMervin: Ivy sure is conceited, yes?


Wow, that was from last night. I don't remember copying it.

There's a strange thrill with pressing that button, because you're not sure sometimes of the last thing you pasted.

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Geekthras » Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:46 am UTC

Wait. With a SPOON?!

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby podbaydoor » Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:55 am UTC

It's actually a common rule of the action genre (originally it applied only to ninjas but I think it's adaptable in this case): the more enemies there are, the more horrible their aim/skill at dispatching the hero. This is why he will blow through scads of supposedly highly trained opponents as long as there are tons of them, but take twenty minutes of screentime to kill the guy at the end.

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Akira » Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:14 pm UTC

O_o;; I went to paste... and nothing pasted. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME!?!
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby bigsim » Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:31 pm UTC

Also, Valor, Meneu and Caselles (2001) propose that heat requirement is not linear with temperature, which means that difference in heating that is needed from 17 to 18 degrees Celsius is not the same as the difference in heating needed from 1 to 2 degrees, for example.

How boring.

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Tractor » Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:34 pm UTC

}catch(IllegalArgumentException e){/*Duplicate, ignore*/}

So apparently I've been working at least a little bit today >.>
9 x 6 = 42



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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby OfficiallyHaphazard » Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:44 pm UTC

In that segment of society, it seems that the term [nerd] originally referred to the socially inept loser, and is now moving toward meaning a person in a knowledge-based culture.


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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Cheese » Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:54 pm UTC

there's nothing much for you to do here anyway (unless you want to tease the cheese).

From my sig, when editing it to put in the hermaj quote.
hermaj wrote:No-one. Will. Be. Taking. Cheese's. Spot.
Spoiler:
LE4dGOLEM wrote:Cheese is utterly correct on all fronts.
SecondTalon wrote:That thing that Cheese just said. Do that.
Meaux_Pas wrote:I hereby disagree and declare Cheese to be brilliant.
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby bbctol » Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:11 pm UTC

belief in the traditional doctrines of a religion

From the definition of "faith" by Merriam-Webster, as I was trying to convince someone that belief in the scientific method is not a religion.

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby no-genius » Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:08 am UTC

http://www.urbandead.com/

It's a zombie/ survivor MMORPG. I was postin' about it in the games subfora.
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby podbaydoor » Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:26 am UTC

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/13/00/23050013.jpg

Image from another thread. Currant sauce. Mmm.
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Akira » Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:25 am UTC

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Geekthras » Mon Oct 15, 2007 11:32 pm UTC

That that is is that that is not is not that that is is not that that is not that that is not is not that that is. And that it is.
Wait. With a SPOON?!

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Rodan » Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:23 am UTC

I've got the image location of the slightly bigger version of my new, temporary avatar.

hmmm... I don't know which one this is referencing. Interesting. ~Two-years-Later-Or-So Rodan
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby podbaydoor » Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:42 am UTC

Nothing!
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby yeup » Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:20 am UTC

Timekilling Myspaz quiz. Oh how embarrassing but I have man flu and that's a good enough excuse

1. Name someone who made you smile today.
No one yet

2. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
Sleeping

3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Setting up out of office

4. What was something that happened to you in 1992?
I felt young.

5. What color is your hairbrush?
black but i hardly ever use it

6. What was the last thing you bought?
black socks - pretty

7. Where do you keep your money?
In the bank where it likes to get taken away

8. What was the weather like today?
cloudy. i'm not even sure there is any weather - it might just be a picture painted on the window, it's not moving...

9. Where did your last hug take place?
Victoria station

10. What are you excited about?
Feeling better and hopefully seeing Bunny at the weekend

11. Last person you kissed?
Bunny

12. Do you wanna cut your hair?
Actually I do wanna trim the bit near my ear cos it keeps curling out

13. Are you over the age of 25?
Not yet... give it 4 months...

14. Do you talk a lot?
Oh yes

15. Do you watch The O.C.?
Hell yes, loving the repeats in the afternoons at the moment!

16. Does your screen name have an "x" in it?
Oh My God no.

17. Do you know anyone named Kelsey?
Apart from Kelsey Grammar, no...

18. Do you make up your own words?
Yep

19. Are you ticklish?
Nooo... honest

20. Are you typically a jealous person?
Lifes too short

21. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "C":
Caz

22. Who's the last person to call you?
My boss

23. Do you chew on your straws?
Nah I'm not that girly

24. Do you have curly hair?
Annoyingly so

25. What is the next concert you're going to?
Not sure

26. What is something you say a lot?
Eeeerrrrmmmm

27. Do you have to work tomorrow?
I probably should catch up on emails at least but I feel like crap so we'll see. Even this quiz is fairly taxing

28. Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?
Bunny :D

29. What should you be doing right now?
Working but I'm ill

30.Do you have a nickname?
Only ones I don't like.

31. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Pretty much!

32. What is the best movie you've seen in the past two weeks?
A Beautiful Mind - it was great

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Nyarlathotep » Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:27 pm UTC

'll cya later!! *wave! hug!* Hopefully I'l be out before you go to bed XDDD
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Cheese » Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:09 pm UTC

[si.ze=1].[/size]

(fix'd after pasting so that it's visible... the original follows; to view it, highlight below, copy and paste whatever you see somewhere.)




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hermaj wrote:No-one. Will. Be. Taking. Cheese's. Spot.
Spoiler:
LE4dGOLEM wrote:Cheese is utterly correct on all fronts.
SecondTalon wrote:That thing that Cheese just said. Do that.
Meaux_Pas wrote:I hereby disagree and declare Cheese to be brilliant.
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Pesto » Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:44 pm UTC

What in the world? After a full day's work, it's still empty.

Wierd.

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Cheese » Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:04 pm UTC

http://72.51.33.12/screenshot/blog_imag ... ternet.gif


The image denoted by the URL:Image

And I'm amused that Pesto's clipboard apparently contained the following:
Pesto wrote:What in the world? After a full day's work, it's still empty.

Wierd.
hermaj wrote:No-one. Will. Be. Taking. Cheese's. Spot.
Spoiler:
LE4dGOLEM wrote:Cheese is utterly correct on all fronts.
SecondTalon wrote:That thing that Cheese just said. Do that.
Meaux_Pas wrote:I hereby disagree and declare Cheese to be brilliant.
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Token » Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:42 am UTC

Hey everyone,

Sorry if this is a duplicate message - Hermes is being odd and I can't tell whether my previous attempt got through or not, so I'm assuming it didn't. If it did, ignore this message. It's essentially the same as the other one.

It's taken a while to get emails sorted, so this is pretty damn late notice. I apologise, but it's only partially my fault (and I have been ill recently, so I'm hoping I can be excused some of that as well). Anyway, we'd like to get you all together in the bar tonight at about 7:30, to sort out training and so on for this term. If that's not OK, please reply asap.

If you can't make it (or don't get this email in time), don't worry, I'll send out another email tonight with more details. It's just nicer to sort things out when everyone's in the same room, rather than over cold, impersonal emails.

Hope to see you there.
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Pesto » Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:00 pm UTC

http://skares.org/

@Cheese: If I read the first post correctly, clipboard contents go in italics.

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby OfficiallyHaphazard » Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:12 pm UTC

"Pilot." Chuck. NBC. 1 Oct. 2007.


MLA citations... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Matthias » Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:12 pm UTC

The following is not Christian-bashing, okay? I'm just sharing a personal experience.

Ah, right. Something I cut out of a religion discussion when I concluded that it didn't look much like Christian-bashing after all.
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby xooll » Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:21 pm UTC

So, I got tired of the fact that the appearance of my band name in my signature made my posts on this forum the dominant result when googling for my music. Anyway, if you think I might happen to be a good musician, you can test this theory here.

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Geekthras » Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:07 am UTC

303) 763-9746
Wait. With a SPOON?!

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Matthias » Fri Oct 19, 2007 5:36 am UTC

The stink of sweat and blood mixed with the smell of human fear as the lizard took its last moments trying to make James take his own.

*Snap!*

Saurian jaws clenched down on his rifle, marring the heat guard and cracking it in one place. The fetid breath of a predator forced its way into James's lungs, choking him; he felt saliva and perhaps the remnants of the lizard's last supper spatter across his face. Yet an optimistic part of his brain was telling him, even as the rest of him was screaming in terror, that the lizard was getting weaker.

Then the lizard lunged forward again, and only the barrier of his rifle prevented yellow teeth from sinking into soft human flesh. Serves him right for being optimistic.

The thumping of approaching feet stopped at his side, and through is peripheral vision he saw a human figure--David, he thought--plunge a knife into the reptile's side. With a feral roar, the creature entered its death throes, and James's efforts reversed; he now had to keep a firm grip on his rifle and prevent the lizard from ripping it away from him, instead of pushing it into the creature to keep it away. Fortunately, the struggle was relatively short, the lizard thrashing about and yanking on his rifle with rapidly decreasing effectiveness.

Finally, the struggles turn to twitches, and the lizard at last falls limp on James's blood-soaked form. Trying to slow his breathing and calm himself down--god, his hands were shaking, that thing was trying to eat him--James turned to David, his rifle still held in the lizard's mouth in a blatant display of paranoia.

"Thanks for the help," he manages to say, his voice shaky and weak, the dead weight putting a crushing pressure on his chest. "Do you want to help get this thing off me?" He asks, straining against the weight of the lizard.

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Dongorath » Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:00 pm UTC

Clipboard wrote:http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20071019


Obviously, sharing a UF link with someone... (a coworker, actually)


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