Opiboble wrote:Helper wrote:Opiboble wrote:Helper wrote:Opiboble wrote:Helper wrote:Prosthetic_Lips wrote:Ooh, I can answer the last one. If you have seen Monsters, Inc., and remember the scene with Abominable and he offers them yellow snowcones ...No, no, no. Don't worry. It's lemon.
Yeah, sure. Lemon. I'm still waiting for them to press charges against 'ole Abominable...
What did he ever do to you?!?!
HE MADE ME DRINK URINE!
Are you sure it was urine? Did you keep a sample?
What kind of question is that? Of course I kept a sample. I keep samples of anything that might be urine.
...remind me to never invite anybody over to my place.
... So no potluck this Friday? Well crap, now what am I going to do on Friday???
Well, I mean, we could still potluck... Nothing say we have to use my house. I've always wanted to break into somebody's house (while they're home) and just start acting like I should be there:
"Helper: Excellent food, if I do say so myself.
Opiboble: Yes, yes indeed. *smokes cigar*
Helper: *prepares tea and crumpets*
Obiboble: Yes, well--
Homeowner: Hey! Well the hell do you think you're doing!?!
Helper: But... but potluck...