StratPlayer wrote:Febrion wrote:Opiboble wrote:pelrigg wrote:Opiboble wrote:htom wrote:StratPlayer wrote:Opiboble wrote:I feel "There's a snake in my boot" moment coming...
Huh. Never heard that variation. Usually the line is said so that it's "...in my trousers, and it's happy to see you."
Out in the BigRoom, snakes love to crawl into boots at night. I'm not sure why, they probably look like holes that smell like food. Then you find them in the morning when you shake out your boots. They're usually rather feisty for a couple of minutes, either from the rude awakening, or their fall to the ground, or the dropped boot falling on them. I've seen them attack such boots, and heard of people being snake-bit by an envenomed fang stuck through a boot and left behind in such an encounter.
...Has no one seen Toy Story???
I have. All three in fact are on the shelf. Even recognized the quote right off. Just couldn't come up with a good Toy Story style response.
(All these folks being serious.....)
Should have gone with "Some one poisoned the semencoffeecancerbaby hole!"
"Reach for the light-colored pixels at the top of the frame!"
"To the top of the frame, and beyond!"