1190: "Time"

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Opiboble » Wed May 15, 2013 11:04 pm UTC

mscha wrote:
k.bookbinder wrote:See the updated map.

Still an awesome piece of work!
I see you haven't made your mind up yet about where Cueball has stumbled off to?

Awesome might not be a awesome enough word for that map. Great work Bookbinder!

edit: OH SNAP! I thought it was just a img file, that shit is interactive! Yeah awesome is not a good enough word.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby taixzo » Wed May 15, 2013 11:04 pm UTC

And now he's...eating the flower? Or is it not a flower?
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby mscha » Wed May 15, 2013 11:05 pm UTC

yappobiscuits wrote:SniffONG?

EatONG, I'd say. (I hope those aren't poisonous berries...)
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Wed May 15, 2013 11:09 pm UTC

I thought that looked like a berry bush he was molesting!
If those berries are poisonous the bush will have its sweet and tangy revenge...
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby lmjb1964 » Wed May 15, 2013 11:10 pm UTC

Angelastic wrote:
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bmonk wrote:
lmjb1964 wrote:I don't think I've seen that OtherComic. See, it is all related.

That makes you one of the lucky 10,000? (or here, would it be 100?)


:? You mean one of the lucky 10,000 that hasn't seen the OtherComic? In the world? 'Cause that's a lot more than 10,000. Or?? I'm confused.

bmonk assumes that everyone has seen the comic by age 30, and that you are under 30 and in the US, so you're one of the lucky 10,000.


oooohhhhhh. I see.

Ha, I wish I was under 30. Does mental age count?
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby fatness » Wed May 15, 2013 11:11 pm UTC

k.bookbinder wrote:
ChronosDragon wrote:<snip>

I'm confused about that, because haven't they been walking alongside the river this whole time? It must have bent at some point, and now they're close to rejoining it.


See the updated map.

Very nice. We're about a dozen newpix from Settlers of Cuegan.

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ChronosDragon » Wed May 15, 2013 11:16 pm UTC

k.bookbinder wrote:
ChronosDragon wrote:<snip>

I'm confused about that, because haven't they been walking alongside the river this whole time? It must have bent at some point, and now they're close to rejoining it.


See the updated map.


Ah, it all makes sense again. That's very neat, much like certain trees :)
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby bmonk » Wed May 15, 2013 11:17 pm UTC

lmjb1964 wrote:
Angelastic wrote:
lmjb1964 wrote:
bmonk wrote:
lmjb1964 wrote:I don't think I've seen that OtherComic. See, it is all related.

That makes you one of the lucky 10,000? (or here, would it be 100?)


:? You mean one of the lucky 10,000 that hasn't seen the OtherComic? In the world? 'Cause that's a lot more than 10,000. Or?? I'm confused.

bmonk assumes that everyone has seen the comic by age 30, and that you are under 30 and in the US, so you're one of the lucky 10,000.


oooohhhhhh. I see.

Ha, I wish I was under 30. Does mental age count?

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby HES » Wed May 15, 2013 11:29 pm UTC

BlitzGirl wrote:I thought that looked like a berry bush he was molesting!
If those berries are poisonous the bush will have its sweet and tangy revenge...

I don't understand the point of poisonous berries. Isn't the purpose of fruit to be eaten by animals in order to spread the seeds farther afield?
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby taixzo » Wed May 15, 2013 11:31 pm UTC

HES wrote:
BlitzGirl wrote:I thought that looked like a berry bush he was molesting!
If those berries are poisonous the bush will have its sweet and tangy revenge...

I don't understand the point of poisonous berries. Isn't the purpose of fruit to be eaten by animals in order to spread the seeds farther afield?
(disclaimer: definitely not a biologist)


Yes, but you have to make sure the right animals eat them. Poisonous berries are not poisonous to birds, and they're the ones with digestive systems that won't digest the seeds.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Smithers » Wed May 15, 2013 11:33 pm UTC

Cambridge Chilli Farm's Smoked Scotch Bonnet & Red Pepper Sauce Time.

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With credit to Willie Nelson
Ong the road again
Just can't wait to get ong the road again.
The life I love is waitin' for it with my friends
And I can't wait to get ong the road again.

Ong the road again
Goin' places that I've never been.
Seein' things that I may never see again
I can't wait to get ong the road again.

Ong the road again
Like a thread of posters we go down the highway
We're the best of friends.
Insisting that the frames keep turning our way
And our way
is ong the road again.
Just can't wait to get ong the road again.
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And I can't wait to get ong the road again.

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Ong the road again
Like a thread of posters we go down the highway
We're the best of friends
Insisting that the frames keep turning our way
And our way
is ong the road again.
Just can't wait to get ong the road again.
The life I love is waitin' for it with my friends
And I can't wait to get ong the road again.
And I can't wait to get ong the road again.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Febrion » Wed May 15, 2013 11:33 pm UTC

My best prank back in the day - a login script that remapped the entire keyboard (only lowercase though, so I could disable it myself) - those were the days :-)
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Wed May 15, 2013 11:37 pm UTC

What a great sONG, Smithers! I love Present presents, and this post is another one for all you smiley-lovers out there!

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby azule » Wed May 15, 2013 11:40 pm UTC

@ChronosDragon - Interesting story. I thought you were younger than that. Old soul?

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It hurt in the stomach to have that realization, I had already gotten a few vibes of it, but reading about it all in one sitting is a real mood-killer. They want us to spoiler the whole thing so they can skip it faster!

I know the other half of people enjoy reading about the progress and appreciate the richness of the thread, but this awareness of it just makes it impossible to continue (the thing I dislike the most is causing drama; the biggest drama in the thread was about blitzers). So this is my last SignPost. I don't want to feel like this anymore.

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby HES » Wed May 15, 2013 11:42 pm UTC

Smithers wrote:I find it interesting to consider the different approaches to song paradies. I generally try to make as few changes as possible in order to fit a new theme, although others will change the lyrics entirely, preserving only the tune. I don't consider either to be superior, they are merely alternatives.

I prefer this approach, mostly because I'm lazy. Though in the case of Madness, it was pretty fitting already

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Nice example. I didn't find the RD reboot nearly as good as the original series' though
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby mscha » Wed May 15, 2013 11:44 pm UTC

BlitzGirl wrote:Image OMR, they killed Cueball! You poisonous berries! Image

FTFY.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Opiboble » Wed May 15, 2013 11:47 pm UTC

BlitzGirl wrote:What a great sONG, Smithers! I love Present presents, and this post is another one for all you smiley-lovers out there!

First, the secret substance that we all know and love, in smiley form:

ImageImageImageImageImage ImageImage


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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Wed May 15, 2013 11:47 pm UTC

Thanks!

Of course, the poisonous berrybush is leeching nutrients from the underground mustard, no wonder...

Cueball! Spit out those heretical mustard-berries RIGHT NOW!
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Thu May 16, 2013 12:07 am UTC

Ding, DONG, is Cueball dead?

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby HES » Thu May 16, 2013 12:09 am UTC

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby mscha » Thu May 16, 2013 12:12 am UTC

HES wrote:Seems edible then

We'll see. Might not be a fast working poison.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Dracomax » Thu May 16, 2013 12:13 am UTC

HES wrote:BlitzNinjad

Seems edible then

depends on how long it takes between frames, as food poisoning can take hours before it shows up.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby HES » Thu May 16, 2013 12:13 am UTC

HES wrote:
Seems to taste alright then

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Thu May 16, 2013 12:14 am UTC

It is possible that the mustard-berries will poison the brain-eating amoeba in Cueball's head.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby jolleychris » Thu May 16, 2013 12:17 am UTC

Scene 1: Sands of time
Scene 2: River of time
Scene 3: ????? of time?

Just a thought...

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby lgw » Thu May 16, 2013 12:18 am UTC

HES wrote:BlitzNinjad

Seems edible then


I'm reminded of my favorite CSN song (set in some post-apocalypse):
Stills: Say, can I have some of your purple berries?
Crosby: Yes, I've been eating them for six or seven weeks now, haven't got sick once.
Stills: Probably keep us both alive.


The start of that song is amazing and effective storytelling, evoking so much with just a few lines. Hmm, sorta like conveying so much with just a few stick-figure-shaped lines.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Thu May 16, 2013 12:19 am UTC

jolleychris wrote:Scene 1: Sands of time
Scene 2: River of time
Scene 3: ????? of time?

Scene 3: Out of time

(The last TimeFrames of Cueball.)
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ergman » Thu May 16, 2013 12:29 am UTC

jolleychris wrote:Scene 1: Sands of time
Scene 2: River of time
Scene 3: ????? of time?

Just a thought...


Scene 3: Molpy of time

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby AluisioASG » Thu May 16, 2013 12:32 am UTC

Just reporting I opened a gate from page 617, so I have no idea what happened between there and here (and I won't go back; I have no Time for this).
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Smithers » Thu May 16, 2013 12:34 am UTC

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BlitzGirl wrote:Yummy! Please accept this smiley as payment, and as apology for my rogue posting of 400 cupcakes earlier:
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This is the best emote I have ever seen (though cupcakes are 100% free around here). If only it was wearing a molpy hat, I might never use another smiley ever again. Who can make a molpy hat for this .gif?

Also, after my mini-blitz I didn't see anyone post the OtherComic!

I don't know how to hat a .gif. I don't even know how to do anything with a .gif. THUS - The BuffyDashery will Outsource This Assignment to Anyone Wishing To Do So Just This Once.

A blessing from the Buffydashery upon hats made by others is rarely bestowed, so I feel I must take this opportunity to create:
The tricherry-hatted-cupcake-eating-smiley.
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Delicious!
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Arky » Thu May 16, 2013 12:52 am UTC

StratPlayer wrote:Fewer and fewer people writing more and more about less and less. If this trend continues, eventually it will be nobody writing everything about nothing.


That's OK, we could use some more Seinfeld episodes.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby HES » Thu May 16, 2013 12:57 am UTC

AluisioASG wrote:Just reporting I opened a gate from page 617, so I have no idea what happened between there and here (and I won't go back; I have no Time for this).
So, did the First Cleric saga get a Chapter 4?

Yes

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby jjjdavidson » Thu May 16, 2013 1:03 am UTC

ChronosDragon wrote:
Goggalor wrote:So I don't know if anyone here is a fan of art games, but Proteus is currently 50% off and I think this is the closest thing there is to experiencing the OTC. I know for me at least, playing it filled me with a sense of awe and wonder and I was fascinated about learning about the world I was in. The entire time I was playing through it I kept thinking about the OTC.

Thanks for the tipoff. I've had my eye on it for a while but considered it a bit too frivolous, now's my chance to see what all the hype is about.

Goggalor, what you did to me...

For a "game" where all you do is walk around, look, and listen, Proteus is absurdly fascinating. The sale is over, but the regular price is only $10. But don't look at it now - wait until the End of Time! It's as big a time suck as TVTropes - it's the reason this is my only post of the whole evening. If you want to get any sleep at all in the coming xips and wips, wait until the End of Time to try it!

StratPlayer wrote:
Opiboble wrote:Well you don't need to put chocolate ships in them, I just have a chocolate craving today... How ever I would like a peeled grape...

Alright... Here ya go:
Spoiler:
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AAAHHHH! My eyes! They're peeled!

More Old Fart Computer Stuff:
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I had a c64, and we had to program uphill in the snow, both ways just to run a simple program.
I first learned FORTRAN programming in college on my university's IBM 360 mainframe. Back then, we used punch cards to run batch programs, and waited around 5-10 minutes (depending on how busy they were) before we got our results back on a printout. You could recognize a beginner because they carried their card decks in their hands, usually held together with a rubber band; "real" programmers had programs that filled a whole box of cards.

When the department faculty discovered I was really good at programming, I got welcomed into the "inner circle", and was granted access to the "Time-Sharing Facility". That meant I was issued a special account where I could actually use one of the console terminals, write programs in BASIC, and store them on a disk drive somewhere instead of using punch cards!

I still have card decks from some of my early IBM 1130 programs. (As well as some other decks, including a data deck for the Farrah Fawcett poster that was so popular in the 70s.) The 1130 was fun, in its way; the entire bootstrap fit on a single punch card, only 120 bytes. But when we wanted to run COBOL, we had to connect the 1130 to an IBM 360 at another school, using a program called HASP that turned the entire 1130 into a remote card reader. (Reportedly, we could crash the remote 360 by feeding an 1130 boot card into HASP.)

Later my school had terminals that connected to the 360 by phone. With those, we could play an ASCII-art Star Trek game, the first visual computer game I ever saw. But I skipped completely over the Trash-80, the C64, the Apple ][ and all of those.
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Spoiler Report 4

Postby tman2nd » Thu May 16, 2013 1:04 am UTC

patzer wrote:
mojacardave wrote:Latest frame (auto updates):
[img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/time.png[/img ]

Quoted spoiler on page 47!
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby HAL9000 » Thu May 16, 2013 1:06 am UTC

HES wrote:
AluisioASG wrote:Just reporting I opened a gate from page 617, so I have no idea what happened between there and here (and I won't go back; I have no Time for this).
So, did the First Cleric saga get a Chapter 4?

Yes

P.S. Heretic! :wink:

Hey. If we're going to be critical of Blitzposts, we shouldn't also be critical when people skip to the present. I've skipped a combined total of almost 200 NP, and I'm doing fine here in the present (40ish and then 80ish back when the thread was going too fast {the 40-page skipped pages from only one day!}, and 70ish after I got back from vacation).
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby jjjdavidson » Thu May 16, 2013 1:06 am UTC

Still breathONG...Image(Okay, I got one more post in. Now back to Proteus!)
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby mscha » Thu May 16, 2013 1:07 am UTC

SOMEONESGOTTAGOng...
Spoiler:
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List¹ of all Frames of Time and after Time.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Smithers » Thu May 16, 2013 1:08 am UTC

lgw wrote:I'm reminded of my favorite CSN song (set in some post-apocalypse):
Stills: Say, can I have some of your purple berries?
Crosby: Yes, I've been eating them for six or seven weeks now, haven't got sick once.
Stills: Probably keep us both alive.


The start of that song is amazing and effective storytelling, evoking so much with just a few lines. Hmm, sorta like conveying so much with just a few stick-figure-shaped lines.

Well, that made very little sense, but was quite an enjoyable listen; thanks.

Say; do you know what else makes very little sense, but is also quite enjoyable?
(Edit: Blitzers may wish to read this footnote regarding the first link.)
[this]. Also [this].
It's all related.

And for my next trick: I'm coma. Happy waiting all; see you in about an icosinewpix.

Edit: footnote for the benefit of Blitzers. The first link leads to a page showing the current Frame, which you may consider a spoiler. I guess I assumed that most people here, like me,
a) check the target of links (especially ambiguously labelled ones) before following them and
b) recognise the One True URI,
but posters on the next page have suggested an edit here, so I have obliged.
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Helper wrote:The great thing about this needle-pulled thing be that it tin turn ænig everyday situation into an hilarious nightmare:
Helper goeth to Starbux:
"ic'd like an coffee, please. Hold the baby!"
"hwæt? eow be, like, weird."
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby yappobiscuits » Thu May 16, 2013 1:10 am UTC

BlitzGirl wrote:What a great sONG, Smithers! I love Present presents, and this post is another one for all you smiley-lovers out there!

First, the secret substance that we all know and love, in smiley form:

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Hatted smiley hodgepodge!
Spoiler:
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Image OMR, they killed Cueball! You mustards! Image


Various OTT-related smileys:

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Ehehe, seamen :P
Another fine collection, ma'am! Image
And if I may provide one of my own (actually my own, just drew and animated it now) for condiment usage... Image
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby astrocub » Thu May 16, 2013 1:11 am UTC

BlitzGirl wrote:It is possible that the mustard-berries will poison the brain-eating amoeba in Cueball's head.

Noooo, not poor Nigel!

Also, I hope his berry poisoning is excruciatingly slow and painful, just like this comic uhh, the river. Which is small. And bigger than it looked. And neat too, randalldammit.


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