Opiboble wrote:mathrec wrote:jetpac wrote:Dracomax wrote:Spoiler:edfel wrote:Valarya wrote:AluisioASG wrote:YESCUEBONG
That makes complete sense.
Hmm... maybe it's a suntree?
It... it does?! Cueball, sometimes you just shouldn't open your mouth at all, because when you do, we see glazed babies.
Of course it does: if a treewow, that can grow this big, decides that bending this way is a good move in life, then the last thing I'd be doing is suggesting that it's wrong simply because it is way bigger than me.
It may be way bigger than me, but based upon my experience with trees, I'm almost certainly much, much faster. and I have opposable thumbs. and a chainsaw.
Who gave the inquisitor a chainsaw? This seems extremely dangerous for those of us who have become accustomed to comfy chairs, chocolate, and burnt steaks.
OK, I understand the Inquisitor feels that he needs to be equipped to cut down the tallest tree in the forest, but we simply cannot allow him to have something as dangerous as a chainsaw. I suggest he be issuedSpoiler:a herring!
Edit: ...some of the wow trees have two main branches at the top. I think this one simply lost one side, say in a lightning strike, for example.
I concur, a herring would be a good weapon.
On a side note: Well done steaks are not burnt unless you don't know how to cook meat.
While that may be true, it is immaterial to the post, because one of the recognised punishments of the inquisition is that we burn§ the steak at you.(as opposed to burning you at the stake)
§Preferably ablatively from orbit, but when we don't have the budget of NASA or the GLR, we make do with more terrestrial means.