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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ZoomanSP » Mon Jun 03, 2013 1:51 pm UTC

Did anyone post a reminder of the new OtherComic yet?
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby TheMinim » Mon Jun 03, 2013 2:04 pm UTC

ZoomanSP wrote:Did anyone post a reminder of the new OtherComic yet?


I don't think so. Thanks! :D
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby mscha » Mon Jun 03, 2013 2:10 pm UTC

BEARDTONGUES...
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby pixeldigger » Mon Jun 03, 2013 2:12 pm UTC

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azule wrote:La Petite More:
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*filked korn* *chills*

Awesomeful! :D

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Flotter » Mon Jun 03, 2013 2:13 pm UTC

dreiarmumig wrote:[...]
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby FullOfIt » Mon Jun 03, 2013 2:15 pm UTC

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby thirds » Mon Jun 03, 2013 2:18 pm UTC

mscha wrote:BEARDTONGUES...
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Is that a tree stump on the right or a molpy hivemound? seems to have something growing on it, so probably a tree stump, meaning "others" could be near?

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby nerdsniped » Mon Jun 03, 2013 2:19 pm UTC

mscha wrote:BEARDTONGUES...
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Ew.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Vytron » Mon Jun 03, 2013 2:28 pm UTC

Yippey! I received a Future Present, buffygirl hatted me, and not only that, now I'm buffygirl the Next, Mad Hatter Extraordinaire! Or something...

Thank you very much buffygirl!!

Ask for a hat, and as see your post I'll make you one!

This is an honor0!

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Did you think I was a girl? The hat looks kind of... feminine. At least, it's a hat I wouldn't let other people seeing me with IRL in public :mrgreen:


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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby edfel » Mon Jun 03, 2013 2:28 pm UTC

thirds wrote:
mscha wrote:BEARDTONGUES...
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Is that a tree stump on the right or a molpy hivemound? seems to have something growing on it, so probably a tree stump, meaning "others" could be near?

Not only are they quite near, but they also have chainsaws.....
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Angelastic » Mon Jun 03, 2013 2:34 pm UTC

mscha wrote:BEARDTONGUES...

The wise, the patient, the unshaven, all gather to decipher the sacred tongues of beards: the soul-bearers, the gatekeepers (for the party in your mouth) and the secret carryalls of the male Marge Simpsons. For many millennia they attempt to understand, but it is only with the coming of the Rosetta Chin that they are finally able to comprehend the beards' message in its full profundity:

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OUCH! Stop shaving me!


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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Earthling on Mars » Mon Jun 03, 2013 2:47 pm UTC

Vytron wrote:Yippey! I received a Future Present, buffygirl hatted me, and not only that, now I'm buffygirl the Next, Mad Hatter Extraordinaire! Or something...

Thank you very much buffygirl!!

Ask for a hat, and as see your post I'll make you one!

This is an honor0!

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Did you think I was a girl? The hat looks kind of... feminine. At least, it's a hat I wouldn't let other people seeing me with IRL in public :mrgreen:


Now, I'm going to spend the next few hours trying to ketchup with the present, the next Vytrongularity should be either today or tomorrow!


So, you're both BlitzGirl the Next and buffygirl the Next, and yet you're male. Pretty good accomplishment!

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Valarya » Mon Jun 03, 2013 2:47 pm UTC

nerdsniped wrote:
mscha wrote:BEARDTONGUES...
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Ew.


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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby mscha » Mon Jun 03, 2013 2:59 pm UTC

thirds wrote:
newpixbot wrote:BEARDTONGUES...
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Is that a tree stump on the right or a molpy hivemound? seems to have something growing on it, so probably a tree stump, meaning "others" could be near?

It's a Beardtongue, according to newpixbot, and I'm beginning to think it's smarter than us...

nerdsniped wrote:Ew.

Have you got something against all flowering plants, or just Pestemon, nerdsniped?
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby XonqNopp » Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:00 pm UTC

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby TheMinim » Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:02 pm UTC

Oh noes! My beard had a tongue!

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby FullOfIt » Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:03 pm UTC

nerdsniped wrote:
mscha wrote:BEARDTONGUES...
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Ew.


It didn't quite come out like I had hoped, but slightly "ew" anyway:
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Vytron » Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:04 pm UTC

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby mscha » Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:04 pm UTC

Vytron wrote:Did you think I was a girl? The hat looks kind of... feminine. At least, it's a hat I wouldn't let other people seeing me with IRL in public :mrgreen:

I think that might be the case for many of us. Do you think I'd wear that one ==>
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby jjjdavidson » Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:11 pm UTC

Vytron wrote:Did you think I was a girl? The hat looks kind of... feminine. At least, it's a hat I wouldn't let other people seeing me with IRL in public :mrgreen:

I for one was pretty sure you were a guy, but the kitten in your avatar looks like a girl to me. (Even before the hat.)
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby mscha » Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:11 pm UTC

Whatever that mound thingie on the right is, it doesn't molpa.

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby SBN » Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:11 pm UTC

TheMinim wrote:Oh noes! My beard had a tongue!

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Sheldon » Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:12 pm UTC

mscha wrote:I think that might be the case for many of us. Do you think I'd wear that one ==>
in public?

Ah, so you'd wear it but not in public? :wink:

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby mscha » Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:12 pm UTC

Sheldon wrote:
mscha wrote:I think that might be the case for many of us. Do you think I'd wear that one ==>
in public?

Ah, so you'd wear it but not in public? :wink:

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby HAL9000 » Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:29 pm UTC

Valarya wrote:
BlueCrab wrote:There's a picture I've seen of a spider wearing quite a beautiful hat. Unfortunately I couldn't find the original, just this doctored one, but the picture is the same (WARNING: the following URL leads to a close-up of a spider!) http://bestdemotivationalposters.com/my-hat-is-a-rain-drop/


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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlueCrab » Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:51 pm UTC

Quick note before getting on with my day: Last night I wrote:
Ooh, a hill, and a new Act!

Just to clarify (ooh, ghee! Anybody got any naan?) that is how I react every time I see one of the continuing stories: Ooh! Do I have time to enjoy this right now? Or shall I save it for later?! The reaction to one-offs is a little different: Ooh, a poem/song/written creation! (enthusiastic consumption) What? Sorry, sorry, no I'm fine, didn't mean to laugh so loudly/Wow so loudly/walk over you while absorbed in this piece. (I love devices I can carry with me, but they do have their hazards :oops:)
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby SBN » Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:53 pm UTC

HAL9000 wrote:I saw a larger-than-average (for Wisconsin, at least) house spider the other night. Legs included, it was somewhere between one-half and three-fourths of an inch long while it was walking, probably would have been about a full inch if the legs were fully outstretched (it was a cobweb spider, with the traditional near-spherical abdomen. Kind of a tannish beige in color). Quite the exception as far as size is concerned, as the average spider I see in my home is almost always under a centimeter in length, legs outstretched. I gave it its space, and it gave me mine, disappearing into a vent so I didn't need to keep watching where I stepped.

We get big ones here. During the late summer they build webs with guide lines (guide silks?) that run 10 feet or more. I try to avoid them, but if you break one, you can hear it snap.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby k.bookbinder » Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:54 pm UTC

mscha wrote:
Vytron wrote:Did you think I was a girl? The hat looks kind of... feminine. At least, it's a hat I wouldn't let other people seeing me with IRL in public :mrgreen:

I think that might be the case for many of us. Do you think I'd wear that one ==>
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Valarya » Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:57 pm UTC

HAL9000 wrote:
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Valarya wrote:
BlueCrab wrote:There's a picture I've seen of a spider wearing quite a beautiful hat. Unfortunately I couldn't find the original, just this doctored one, but the picture is the same (WARNING: the following URL leads to a close-up of a spider!) http://bestdemotivationalposters.com/my-hat-is-a-rain-drop/


I loooove lil jumping spiders with drops of dew on their heads! I think I just exploded from cuteoverload. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
I saw the teeniest jumping spider on my porch today and I actually got down on my hands and knees and followed it around for 10 [heresy] minutes. [/heresy] I think I have a problem.

Personally, I don't know what I'm going to do with all the cute pictures of spiders I have saved on my computer. Maybe they'll be worth something eventually.
I saw a larger-than-average (for Wisconsin, at least) house spider the other night.
<snip>
I gave it its space, and it gave me mine, disappearing into a vent so I didn't need to keep watching where I stepped.

D'awww. How incredibly thoughtful of you. For your efforts, here's another piece of stock for your future fortune.

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Except this is me, and I don't know who'd want a picture of me holding a tarantula. :P
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ucim » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:03 pm UTC

BlueCrab wrote:Quick note before getting on with my day: Last night I wrote:
Ooh, a hill, and a new Act!

Just to clarify (ooh, ghee! Anybody got any naan?) that is how I react every time I see one of the continuing stories: Ooh! Do I have time to enjoy this right now? Or shall I save it for later?! The reaction to one-offs is a little different: Ooh, a poem/song/written creation! (enthusiastic consumption) What? Sorry, sorry, no I'm fine, didn't mean to laugh so loudly/Wow so loudly/walk over you while absorbed in this piece. (I love devices I can carry with me, but they do have their hazards :oops:)
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Montov » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:07 pm UTC

FullOfIt wrote:I don't mind a little rust, so on to the bandwagon for me too:
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby kenmelken » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:08 pm UTC

HAL9000 wrote:Personally, I don't know what I'm going to do with all the cute pictures of spiders I have saved on my computer. Maybe they'll be worth something eventually.
I saw a larger-than-average (for Wisconsin, at least) house spider the other night. Legs included, it was somewhere between one-half and three-fourths of an inch long while it was walking, probably would have been about a full inch if the legs were fully outstretched (it was a cobweb spider, with the traditional near-spherical abdomen. Kind of a tannish beige in color). Quite the exception as far as size is concerned, as the average spider I see in my home is almost always under a centimeter in length, legs outstretched. I gave it its space, and it gave me mine, disappearing into a vent so I didn't need to keep watching where I stepped.


I remember that aspect of Wisconsin (I used to live in Rhinelander). Not many big spiders, but we did have a scourge of tent-caterpillars that completely covered everything in town while I lived there, followed by a similar lady-bug plague. Other places I've lived have had different spider-coverage (Utah & Colorado: lots of black widows, brown recluses, and wolf spiders; Florida: great big banana spiders; Belize: foot-long jungle tarantulas).
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby mscha » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:10 pm UTC

RONG...
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby charlie_grumbles » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:15 pm UTC

SBN wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:I saw a larger-than-average (for Wisconsin, at least) house spider the other night. Legs included, it was somewhere between one-half and three-fourths of an inch long while it was walking, probably would have been about a full inch if the legs were fully outstretched (it was a cobweb spider, with the traditional near-spherical abdomen. Kind of a tannish beige in color). Quite the exception as far as size is concerned, as the average spider I see in my home is almost always under a centimeter in length, legs outstretched. I gave it its space, and it gave me mine, disappearing into a vent so I didn't need to keep watching where I stepped.

We get big ones here. During the late summer they build webs with guide lines (guide silks?) that run 10 feet or more. I try to avoid them, but if you break one, you can hear it snap.


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And, while I'm editing, what sort of a place is Jupiter, WI? Or is it Wisconsin, JU?
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby kenmelken » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:23 pm UTC

charlie_grumbles wrote:
SBN wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:I saw a larger-than-average (for Wisconsin, at least) house spider the other night. Legs included, it was somewhere between one-half and three-fourths of an inch long while it was walking, probably would have been about a full inch if the legs were fully outstretched (it was a cobweb spider, with the traditional near-spherical abdomen. Kind of a tannish beige in color). Quite the exception as far as size is concerned, as the average spider I see in my home is almost always under a centimeter in length, legs outstretched. I gave it its space, and it gave me mine, disappearing into a vent so I didn't need to keep watching where I stepped.

We get big ones here. During the late summer they build webs with guide lines (guide silks?) that run 10 feet or more. I try to avoid them, but if you break one, you can hear it snap.


Bit of a warning here to tribe members. There are spiders and SPIDERS. Here is one to be avoided

This is why: Loxoscelism
The first picture there is actually Jeffrey Rowland of overcompensating.com

Dunno why my url links ain't a workin'. Sorry. All fixed. Good to go.

And, while I'm editing, what sort of a place is Jupiter, WI? Or is it Wisconsin, JU?


As I was saying, we had lots of those ones in Utah. My neighbor got bit by one and was hospitalized for a month. Bad news! The only good thing is that, unlike the widows, they are not aggressive. They will bite if you provoke them, but a widow will bite you just because it can.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Valarya » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:30 pm UTC

kenmelken wrote:
Spoiler:
charlie_grumbles wrote:
SBN wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:I saw a larger-than-average (for Wisconsin, at least) house spider the other night. Legs included, it was somewhere between one-half and three-fourths of an inch long while it was walking, probably would have been about a full inch if the legs were fully outstretched (it was a cobweb spider, with the traditional near-spherical abdomen. Kind of a tannish beige in color). Quite the exception as far as size is concerned, as the average spider I see in my home is almost always under a centimeter in length, legs outstretched. I gave it its space, and it gave me mine, disappearing into a vent so I didn't need to keep watching where I stepped.

We get big ones here. During the late summer they build webs with guide lines (guide silks?) that run 10 feet or more. I try to avoid them, but if you break one, you can hear it snap.

Bit of a warning here to tribe members. There are spiders and SPIDERS. Here is one to be avoided

This is why: Loxoscelism
The first picture there is actually Jeffrey Rowland of overcompensating.com

Dunno why my url links ain't a workin'. Sorry. All fixed. Good to go.

And, while I'm editing, what sort of a place is Jupiter, WI? Or is it Wisconsin, JU?

As I was saying, we had lots of those ones in Utah. My neighbor got bit by one and was hospitalized for a month. Bad news! The only good thing is that, unlike the widows, they are not aggressive. They will bite if you provoke them, but a widow will bite you just because it can.


You know, there's a statistic somewhere that 98% of brown recluse bites don't even require hospitals. They'll just act like a normal spider bite and go away in a few days. They're everywhere around where I live and I used to see several of them a day in my old apartment. I just got a cat so he could eat them all up!!

Now jungle tarantulas are where it's at. Especially the ornamentals from India. I used to have 5 different species of this genus.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby TheMinim » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:31 pm UTC

SBN wrote:
TheMinim wrote:Oh noes! My beard had a tongue!

Corinne: Stop overreacting, you don't have a beard. You like stroking your chin sometimes, but that's the closest you'll ever get.

Dare we ask how Corinne could stroke her chin?


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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Valarya » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:42 pm UTC

TheMinim wrote:
SBN wrote:
TheMinim wrote:Oh noes! My beard had a tongue!

Corinne: Stop overreacting, you don't have a beard. You like stroking your chin sometimes, but that's the closest you'll ever get.

Dare we ask how Corinne could stroke her chin?


You can dare if you want to.


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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby kenmelken » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:44 pm UTC

Valarya wrote:
kenmelken wrote:
Spoiler:
charlie_grumbles wrote:
SBN wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:I saw a larger-than-average (for Wisconsin, at least) house spider the other night. Legs included, it was somewhere between one-half and three-fourths of an inch long while it was walking, probably would have been about a full inch if the legs were fully outstretched (it was a cobweb spider, with the traditional near-spherical abdomen. Kind of a tannish beige in color). Quite the exception as far as size is concerned, as the average spider I see in my home is almost always under a centimeter in length, legs outstretched. I gave it its space, and it gave me mine, disappearing into a vent so I didn't need to keep watching where I stepped.

We get big ones here. During the late summer they build webs with guide lines (guide silks?) that run 10 feet or more. I try to avoid them, but if you break one, you can hear it snap.

Bit of a warning here to tribe members. There are spiders and SPIDERS. Here is one to be avoided

This is why: Loxoscelism
The first picture there is actually Jeffrey Rowland of overcompensating.com

Dunno why my url links ain't a workin'. Sorry. All fixed. Good to go.

And, while I'm editing, what sort of a place is Jupiter, WI? Or is it Wisconsin, JU?

As I was saying, we had lots of those ones in Utah. My neighbor got bit by one and was hospitalized for a month. Bad news! The only good thing is that, unlike the widows, they are not aggressive. They will bite if you provoke them, but a widow will bite you just because it can.


You know, there's a statistic somewhere that 98% of brown recluse bites don't even require hospitals. They'll just act like a normal spider bite and go away in a few days. They're everywhere around where I live and I used to see several of them a day in my old apartment. I just got a cat so he could eat them all up!!

Now jungle tarantulas are where it's at. Especially the ornamentals from India. I used to have 5 different species of this genus.


I love spiders. Used to have a Chilean Rose tarantula when I was young. Here's a 9-inch one I saw in a jungle in Belize (The pic makes it look smaller than it was):

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby nerdsniped » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:45 pm UTC

mscha wrote:
thirds wrote:
newpixbot wrote:BEARDTONGUES...
Spoiler:
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Is that a tree stump on the right or a molpy hivemound? seems to have something growing on it, so probably a tree stump, meaning "others" could be near?

It's a Beardtongue, according to newpixbot, and I'm beginning to think it's smarter than us...

nerdsniped wrote:Ew.

Have you got something against all flowering plants, or just Pestemon, nerdsniped?

So in actual point of fact I had not exerted myself to discover the actual meaning of the term (which I will not repeat because the word still looks icky). As you will understand, my mind immediately seized on an alternate interpretation, which I found... unpleasant. The unpleasantness may have taken on greater significance due to a certain lingering amplification of my mental imagery since the pre-coma molpy8 grapevine incident.

FullOfIt wrote:
nerdsniped wrote:
mscha wrote:BEARDTONGUES...
Spoiler:
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-- posted by newpixbot

Ew.


It didn't quite come out like I had hoped, but slightly "ew" anyway:
Spoiler:
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Nicely done, and... please don't do it any more?


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