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Postby The Sleeping Tyrant » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:48 pm UTC

My best time on expert would be 215 seconds. :(

Confession: You make me feel inadequate.

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Postby lyworm » Mon Jan 29, 2007 7:29 pm UTC

Confession: I'm in the lowest math group in my high school.
Confession: And I love every moment of it.
But I'm a debate champion! That makes me geeky enough to hang out in forums like these, right? right?
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Postby Gordon » Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:31 pm UTC

You'd be surprised just how few people give a shit about how fast someone can complete a game of minesweeper, so I wouldn't feel too bad.

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Postby Twasbrillig » Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:33 pm UTC

The Sleeping Tyrant wrote:My best time on expert would be 215 seconds. :(

Confession: You make me feel inadequate.


189 seconds, peaced. :D
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Postby thefiddler » Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:35 pm UTC

Confession: I'm terrible at Minesweeper and thus avoid it at all costs. :(

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Postby The Sleeping Tyrant » Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:58 pm UTC

Gordon wrote:You'd be surprised just how few people give a shit about how fast someone can complete a game of minesweeper, so I wouldn't feel too bad.


Not really. I only know one other kid in my entire school who even plays minesweeper, let alone is addicted. So, that's 2 people who care, out of over 1000.

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Postby Toeofdoom » Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:24 am UTC

Confession: I'm pissed off at my brother, cause I was really good at maths, but then he comes along and hes better. I still beat his ass at science though.



Confession: I've won awards for top of the state for my year level in large maths and science competitions, and had to say it somewhere.
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Postby zvezdogled » Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:30 am UTC

confession: my socks stink (usually)
confession: it always takes me about 10min to post a reply (the short ones to), cause my grammar stinks even more then socks so i have to google each word in order to get it right.
confession: it used to take me 20 minutes
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Postby thefiddler » Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:31 am UTC

Confession: I'm sick. :( So I stayed home from school today, but wish I hadn't because I have a Gov't test tomorrow, so now I'm tempted to skip tomorrow even if I'm feeling better...

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Postby The Sleeping Tyrant » Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:14 am UTC

Confession: I just mixed up my control keys and was wondering why my keyboard wasn't working right.

Of course it won't work right when both your control keys are firmly jammed in the "down" position.

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Postby thefiddler » Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:16 am UTC

Confession: I sometimes forget whether I'm typing in Dvorak or Qwerty, so I will start typing and be utterly bewildered until I remember... :oops:

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Postby Narsil » Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:27 am UTC

Confession:
I love you all.
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EsotericWombat wrote:MORE JUNK THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR

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Oh... that.

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Postby Lani » Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:27 am UTC

Confession:
Every time someone mentions Dvorak, I think of the 19th-20th century Russian composer. I actually don't know what it means in reference to computers.

I completely fail at being nerdy...except it when it comes to psychology, the history of swing dancing, or yo-yos.
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Postby thefiddler » Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:30 am UTC

lani wrote:Confession:
Every time someone mentions Dvorak, I think of the 19th-20th century Russian composer. I actually don't know what it means in reference to computers.

I completely fail at being nerdy...except it when it comes to psychology, the history of swing dancing, or yo-yos.

Confession: I love Antonin Dvorak. :D

Maybe this will help? http://www.mwbrooks.com/dvorak/

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Postby Verysillyman » Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:46 am UTC

Confession: I shot a man in Reno. (Maybe that's a lie)

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Postby Peshmerga » Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:47 am UTC

I shot a man in Reno.




Just to watch him die.
i hurd u liek mudkips???

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Postby Verysillyman » Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:50 am UTC

Confession: I've not even been to Reno. But I may shoot a man in Christchurch. No, shooting is too noisy messy and tracable.

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Postby Peshmerga » Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:51 am UTC

Confession: My name is Sue!
i hurd u liek mudkips???

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Postby thefiddler » Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:53 am UTC

Wrong thread, but question:
Why are we talking in Johnny Cash songs?

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Postby Verysillyman » Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:54 am UTC

Because she's mine. It all started when I fell into this ring of fire...

Actually I just didn't think anyone had confessed to shooting a man in Reno yet, and that someone should.

Editted to be cleverer.
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Postby no-genius » Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:54 am UTC

Confession: I once shot Jean Reno

turned out he had a grenade strapped to him, so we both died in the explosion. Funny story
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Postby Peshmerga » Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:57 am UTC

Confession: There's nothin short of dyin that's half as lonesome as the sound of the sleepin city sidewalk and sunday mornin comin down.
i hurd u liek mudkips???

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Postby thefiddler » Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:59 am UTC

Verysillyman wrote:Editted to be cleverer.

Feeling unknown and all alone? :P

Four can play this game.
Or... maybe not. Count me out.

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Postby Verysillyman » Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:00 am UTC

Confession: I have at least once, upon seeing people playing chess or other two player games, exclaimed "Ah! Chess eh? Two can play at that game!"

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Postby thefiddler » Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:01 am UTC

Verysillyman wrote:Confession: I have at least once, upon seeing people playing chess or other two player games, exclaimed "Ah! Chess eh? Two can play at that game!"

You are named VSM for a reason, I take it?

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Postby Verysillyman » Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:04 am UTC

Stolen from a Monty Python sketch when I was trying to think of something suitable that wouldn't spit back "This name is taken, what kind of idiot are you?". That's not even your real nose!

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Postby thefiddler » Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:11 am UTC

Confession: adores all of you people.

@VSM - did you get The Raconteurs album, yet? If yes, did you like it? :D

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Postby aldimond » Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:36 am UTC

thefiddler wrote:Confession: I sometimes forget whether I'm typing in Dvorak or Qwerty, so I will start typing and be utterly bewildered until I remember... :oops:


A dude I know that uses Dvorak has two scripts/aliases on his computer. The first is asdf, which switches to Dvorak. The second is... well... whatever the left-hand home row keys are in Dvorak, in the same order, and that switches to qwerty. Makes it really easy even for someone that doesn't know Dvorak to switch back to qwerty, as long as he has an xterm open.
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Postby thefiddler » Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:42 am UTC

aldimond wrote:A dude I know that uses Dvorak has two scripts/aliases on his computer. The first is asdf, which switches to Dvorak. The second is... well... whatever the left-hand home row keys are in Dvorak, in the same order, and that switches to qwerty. Makes it really easy even for someone that doesn't know Dvorak to switch back to qwerty, as long as he has an xterm open.

aoeu is what it is. :) (Typed in dvorak.)

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Postby Verysillyman » Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:20 am UTC

thefiddler wrote:Confession: adores all of you people.

@VSM - did you get The Raconteurs album, yet? If yes, did you like it? :D


Yah, yah I did. It's pretty rapid.

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Postby thefiddler » Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:28 am UTC

Verysillyman wrote:
thefiddler wrote:Confession: adores all of you people.

@VSM - did you get The Raconteurs album, yet? If yes, did you like it? :D

Yah, yah I did. It's pretty rapid.

:D

Anyways.

Confession: needs to clean her desk.

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Postby Hawknc » Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:49 am UTC

Confession: I made the Reno joke a couple of pages back. :P

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Postby Rat » Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:52 am UTC

confession: i don't read anyone's posts but mine

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Postby thefiddler » Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:52 am UTC

Rat wrote:confession: i don't read anyone's posts but mine

Confession: I didn't read thi-
Oh shit, I did. :(

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Postby The Sleeping Tyrant » Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:53 am UTC

Hawknc wrote:Confession: I made the Reno joke a couple of pages back. :P


Confession: I didn't get it then, and I still don't.

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Postby The Sleeping Tyrant » Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:58 am UTC

Hawknc wrote:For shame.


Completely forgot about that.

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Postby muteKi » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:40 am UTC

thomasjmaccoll wrote:that made me laugh a lot.

i can't think of any good confession really... maybe this for starters:

i don't know if this makes me weird as a boy, but i find porn rubbish. i do masturbate, and i am aroused by beautiful women, but there's just nothing sexy about what you find on 99.9% of porn sites i've ever come across. from time to time, i'm on the computer and it's quiet, and i feel a bit like some naked girls. 'ooh, lucky i'm on the internet!' i think. i proceed to start looking at some porn, and after 10 minutes i just think 'what? this is rubbish!'

a few years ago, in my early teens, i looked at a fair amount of porn... probably not as much as a lot of other boys my age, but a fair amount. it was exciting, probably just because i was young and it was before i had any real life sexual experience and because it was something i 'shouldn't have been doing', but these days it just seems to be to be really void of any 'real sexiness', for want of a better phrase. i don't know, i could probably work out a good and eloquent argument for this, but i won't right now, firstly because i have to go to the pub, and secondly because it's off topic.

anyway, my confession #1 is that i don't like porn.

Seconded. Domai is a good alternative to trying to find decent pics of nudity that don't suck through porn sites. And though I am a teenager (17), and puberty came and went closer to when I was 9, I have to agree with you on nearly everything.

I generally hate organized groups of people who think too similarly (anything that can be considered a "movement"), though I suspect I like this group because its members actually think.

I hate heights, play the clarinet at a decent level, and have a strange enjoyment for JPop.

I also have parenting guilt issues. (Could I have a family? Would I negelct my kids/beat my wife?)

I absolutely detest MTV (and this is where the "deepest secret" bit really gets in), but will be seen on MTV in what I think is going to be about half to 2/3 of a year.

Along with that...
I am an absolutely OCD-type singer. If I know a song and I even remotely like it, I will sing it whenever I hear it, almost completely out of regard to the situation (exceptions: in the office or during class...don't want to be disruptive).

And...
Everlong (Foo Fighters) now reminds me every time of "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" thanks to you all.
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Postby Linoc » Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:48 am UTC

confession: im developing feelings for one of my friend's girlfriend
in my defense, he is totally neglecting her and not a very cool guy to begin with

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Postby Verysillyman » Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:48 am UTC

heh. I thought it might have been done. But I'm lazy.

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