Cambervillain Indecipherable Meetup Thread (Boston Area)

[Sprocket]

Well if it makes you feel any better we'll have an additional trip to Russel Orchard for the eatings of tasty doughnuts, when you'll be able to make it!

Yes. It will be donutty.

As for Helen, I have no space for people, because my crazy passive agressive roomate (who has now decided my washy puff doesn't belong in the shower...though his washy puff is in the shower, so he keeps taking it out and putting it on the shelf) sleeps on the fucking couch.

[Alisto]

I hate this thread and everything it stands for.

Translation: I wish I was a Cambervillain.

[Sprocket]

Kill my roomate for me?

[Alisto]

Kill my roomate for me?

We may be able to work something out.

[Bakemaster]

New count.
Bakemaster (+16)
CatProximity (+unknown)
henduso (+one)
ZeroSum (+0)
chaosspawn (+1)
PictureSarah (Sarah++)
Meaux_Pas (+droid)
CreemyNougat (+caramel)
scrt_rbt_agnt (+shroom)
Helen (+Joyzie)

25 out of 30 so far, and I have invited another 6 who I thought Cat had already invited. I'm going to call Nick's and tell them I have 30; if we have a few more than 30, we can just split the tickets between us and it'll be a buck or two each. If you don't have my phone number and you're not coming in the company of someone who has my phone number, PM me and I gives it to yer.

[chaosspawn]

Hey the whole phone number thing just came to my mind. Is there someone's I should know? And does anyone need mine (PM me)?

edit: wow ninja'd quite thoroughly. I'll get with the PM'ing

[hendusoone]

henduso (+one)

It took me a good 30 seconds to realize that I am not, in fact, bringing someone, and see what you did there.

[Princess Marzipan]

So hay guys.

Funny story.

Nick's has given me the same 30 tickets to the same show.
I'mma confirm whether I can move that to another date. Stay tuned for juicy details!

[Bakemaster]

How the hell do these people stay in business? Their drinks are a bit expensive, but it's standard drinks-at-a-club expensive, not second-mortgate-time expensive.

[Sprocket]

New count.
Bakemaster (+16)

You're really bringin 16 people? REally?

[Bakemaster]

Max, John, Shaun, Shaun's coworker, a girl Shaun met somewhere and her friend, Amy and 8 or 9 of Amy's friends who are going to a movie or something that same night before or after the show. Yeah, I was pretty astonished to find the size of my social network, if I include friends-of-friends who I've only met once or not at all. And there are people I haven't invited.

[Princess Marzipan]

hahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahaha
*breath*
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

So who wants comedy on the 26th? XD!!!

Man, this is funny enough that I almost don't even think we need to actually attend either show. (But we will. Oh we will.)

[Fantastic Idea]

You guys should turn it into a flash mob, and everybody walk in, sit down, and start speed dating.
Seriously, all the chicks should bring stopwatches.

[Okita]

You guys should turn it into a flash mob, and everybody walk in, sit down, and start speed dating.
Seriously, all the chicks should bring stopwatches.

I never understood that. What do you say in those 5 minutes...?

[MFHodge]

I never understood that. What do you say in those 5 minutes...?

You don't say anything. You just whip it out and grunt. If she makes eye contact, then you get to sniff each other a bit. If the sniffing goes well, then you mate for the remaining 3.5 minutes before moving on to the next person.

[PictureSarah]

And thank you, Hodge, for a visual that made tea come out my nose and onto my keyboard. Ouch. Mmmmm, snotty tea.

[Fantastic Idea]

I never understood that. What do you say in those 5 minutes...?

You don't say anything. You just whip it out and grunt. If she makes eye contact, then you get to sniff each other a bit. If the sniffing goes well, then you mate for the remaining 3.5 minutes before moving on to the next person.

New Cambervillain meetup guidelines?

[Sprocket]

And thank you, Hodge, for a visual that made tea come out my nose and onto my keyboard. Ouch. Mmmmm, snotty tea.

LOL!

Ok, so

October 22nd and 23rd -
free movie screening passes from IFF Boston:
http://www.iffboston.org/newsletter/0710_october.html

Two movies to choose from at the Somerville theatre.
Each pass gets in two people. Enjoy!

[natraj]

Aiee. I just joined the forum yesterday, and just moved to Boston (well, Somerville!) three weeks ago. There is a whole thread just for meetups here? Sweet.

[Sprocket]

But if it turns out we don't like you, the thread becomes invisible to you.

Kinda Vishnu like?

And so you know, we are dorks. If you're too cool for dorks, then you don't want to come.

YEY! Post 2007!

[natraj]

Ohnoes Now I am nervous.

And I am sort of a dork, myself. But if everyone is a dork, then doesn't that make being a dork the cool thing?

[Princess Marzipan]

If we meet up, the rest of will have labcoats and clipboards and be taking very studious notes.

We'll need skin and hair samples for some of the tests. It's easier if you cooperate. =)

[natraj]

-squirms- I feel like I should be vaaaguely apprehensive.

[ZeroSum]

[hendusoone]

blank post

What?

[ZeroSum]

But if it turns out we don't like you, the thread becomes invisible to you.

[natraj]

But if it turns out we don't like you, the thread becomes invisible to you.

-sniffs- Nobody's even met me yet!

[chaosspawn]

But if it turns out we don't like you, the thread becomes invisible to you.

Actually I think the official policy is that your writing just becomes invisible to everyone else first.

anyways welcome to natraj. To quote portal: "You will be baked and then there will be cake"

[ZeroSum]

Actually I think the official policy is that your writing just becomes invisible to everyone else first.

[Sprocket]

If we meet up, the rest of will have labcoats and clipboards and be taking very studious notes.

We'll need skin and hair samples for some of the tests. It's easier if you cooperate. =)

I didn't say nerds, I said dorks.

We are such dorks, we don't even have the power to judge others with any noticable effects. ::shrug::

So, are people still interested in the Donnie Darko play? we should get together and buy our tickets soon.

[Alisto]

I never understood that. What do you say in those 5 minutes...?

You don't say anything. You just whip it out and grunt. If she makes eye contact doesn't run away within three seconds, then you get to sniff each other a bit rub your crotch all over her ass. If the sniffing crotch-grinding goes well, then you mate for the remaining 3.5 four minutes and 54 seconds before moving on to the next person.

Proofread.

[MFHodge]

I never understood that. What do you say in those 5 minutes...?

You don't say anything. You just whip it out and grunt. If she makes eye contact doesn't run away within three seconds, then you get to sniff each other a bit rub your crotch all over her ass. If the sniffing crotch-grinding goes well, then you mate for the remaining 3.5 four minutes and 54 seconds before moving on to the next person.

Proofread.

Dude, it's a comedy club, not a dance club. At a dance club, sure you only need six seconds, but comedy clubs are classy places. You need a full 90 seconds before fornication.

[Sprocket]

Right. Who was that guy again?

[Alisto]

Dude, it's a comedy club, not a dance club. At a dance club, sure you only need six seconds, but comedy clubs are classy places. You need a full 90 seconds before fornication.

Maybe you're there for comedy, but my friends and I are there for dancing and molestation. If you don't like it, go somewhere else. /Pi

[chaosspawn]

So current Friday game plan is: Head into Boston. Meet up with cool xkcd (and other) peoples at the Boyleston T Stop at 7:45. Watch comedy stuffs courtesy of bakemaster. Hangout, have fun times.

Is there any particular spot that is more noteworthy a meetup area than others? Or can I rely on there being some form of geek gravity (caused whenever enough geeks are clustered in an area) to pull me towards the right direction?

[Fantastic Idea]

So who's planning on apple picking, can I get a read? Sunday, SUNDAY SUNDAYYYY!

[PictureSarah]

I'm afraid I won't be able to make the apple picking. Tis the season of midterm assignments, and I just have an inordinate amount of schoolwork I'm afraid. I can't swing it. I shall be comedying, though.

[chaosspawn]

I am definitely up for it, I'm assuming the honey pot hill place?

[Bakemaster]

Is there any particular spot that is more noteworthy a meetup area than others? Or can I rely on there being some form of geek gravity (caused whenever enough geeks are clustered in an area) to pull me towards the right direction?

If you mean a more specific location than "the subway station", we will be outside, probably standing around in the general streetcorner area there, and I'll wear my awesomesauce-on-pwncakes shirt. But geek gravity may do it just as well, depending on what order people arrive in.

So, are people still interested in the Donnie Darko play? we should get together and buy our tickets soon.

Not quite interested enough to get past the $$ part, I'm afraid.

[Sprocket]

So who's planning on apple picking, can I get a read? Sunday, SUNDAY SUNDAYYYY!

MEEEES! Assuming Skippy is driving me, or that I can get a ride with Sandry y Beth.

Is there any particular spot that is more noteworthy a meetup area than others? Or can I rely on there being some form of geek gravity (caused whenever enough geeks are clustered in an area) to pull me towards the right direction?

Yeah. Outside on the corner of tremont and boyleston.