Hello, all! Just for you special people, a comprehensive analysis of me:
My name is Maddy and I live it up in Colorado. I love politics, but more than that I love fashion in politics. I habituate easily. I can't stay in a bad mood. I love shopping for new shoes while wearing new shoes. I have many alter-egos which include, but are not limited to, snobby intellectual student, hippie, club rat, computer geek, chic city girl, sports fan, athlete, mountain woman, and power shopper.
I am currently studying to get a degree in political science. Upon graduation, I plan on attending law school with the intent of becoming a corporate attorney.
I want to join the Peace Corps, I want to climb as many mountains as I can, I want to help as many people as I can, and I want to own enough shoes to fill something large.
I have done a lot of great things that look great on a resume. When I played YMCA soccer in kindergarten, I kicked the ball all the way across the gymnasium. When I was in 7th grade, I was on the Geography Bee team.
When I was in high school I could have won the award for being the president of the most clubs. I have amassed a respectable shoe collection.
I have campaigned against world hunger, genocide, violations of human rights, and the lack of dessert at important events.
I know how to roof houses, build adobe homes, balance a jug of water on my head, build a computer, coordinate colors, and survive in the wilderness.
I have two great dogs, a license to fly, zero cavities, and chapped lips.
That is more than you wanted to know, but there you go.
“Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!”