1190: "Time"

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Re: Posting from phone

Postby waveney » Tue Oct 22, 2013 10:20 am UTC

Eternal Density wrote:
waveney wrote:It might have merit when and only when I get Catamaran, though I expect the denerfing of DoN will make that no longer true (My castle supply has gone up over 23,500 times so far this mornip)

I need to find a compromise for DoN/flux. I think DoN is the most controversial boost by far. Good thing I never made it give glass, though you already have too much of that due to my Caged Logicat price oversight.

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(Still acoma. Molpy back down.)

Postby BlitzGirl » Tue Oct 22, 2013 10:26 am UTC

Rosetta leads an army of intelligent beanie'd raptorcats out to defend the Beanish lands from survivors of the Zanclean flood bent on seizing the now-prime real estate for their own.

I'm sure that will be relatively simple to make newpix for. :wink:
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Re: (Still acoma. Molpy back down.)

Postby waveney » Tue Oct 22, 2013 10:33 am UTC

BlitzGirl wrote:Rosetta leads an army of intelligent beanie'd raptorcats out to defend the Beanish lands from survivors of the Zanclean flood bent on seizing the now-prime real estate for their own.

I'm sure that will be relatively simple to make newpix for. :wink:

I will add it to the ideas for chapter 1HWW.

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Beany ONG

Postby waveney » Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:26 am UTC

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This is half a Beany ONG since it became available.

I am sure the NewPixBots will be trained in a few days.

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ggh » Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:33 am UTC

Huh - I was going to try to post the ONG, but now I can't see the beanies any more. :(

I blame my NewPixBots - boy are they ever getting on my nerves. I turn my back and my bags are going up in smoke a hundred at a time again and the bots are getting feisty. Maybe it's time I installed the navigation code - the bag burning/rebuying thing doesn't seem to keep them well-behaved for very long....

ETA: ninja'd, but I can't see any pic. Hmm, I was seeing them fine before....
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Re: Beany ONG

Postby SBN » Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:07 pm UTC

waveney wrote:This is half a Beany ONG since it became available.

I am sure the NewPixBots will be trained in a few days.

I can't see the image,
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Re: Beany ONG

Postby waveney » Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:31 pm UTC

SBN wrote:
waveney wrote:This is half a Beany ONG since it became available.

I am sure the NewPixBots will be trained in a few days.

I can't see the image,
"Oops! Google Chrome could not connect to wavwebs.com"

Curious - I wonder why?

The server is up and running and hosts ~50 web sites - I haven't had any complaints from any of the usual suspects when it is down.

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Re: Beany ONG

Postby SBN » Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:39 pm UTC

waveney wrote:
SBN wrote:
waveney wrote:This is half a Beany ONG since it became available.

I am sure the NewPixBots will be trained in a few days.

I can't see the image,
"Oops! Google Chrome could not connect to wavwebs.com"

Curious - I wonder why?

The server is up and running and hosts ~50 web sites - I haven't had any complaints from any of the usual suspects when it is down.

Seems to be back now.
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Postby BlitzGirl » Tue Oct 22, 2013 1:21 pm UTC

waveney wrote:
BlitzGirl wrote:Rosetta leads an army of intelligent beanie'd raptorcats out to defend the Beanish lands from survivors of the Zanclean flood bent on seizing the now-prime real estate for their own.

I'm sure that will be relatively simple to make newpix for. :wink:

I will add it to the ideas for chapter 1HWW.

Exciting! Let me boot up my Time machine... :D

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Re: 1190: "Time"

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Re: 1190: "Time" has stopped!

Postby mscha » Tue Oct 22, 2013 1:30 pm UTC

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Panic!

Time has stopped!
To be precise, http://c.xkcd.com/redirect/comic/time (to which http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/time.png redirects, and which redirects to one of the five epilogue frames) is timing out on all three IP addresses for c.xkcd.com, and has done so for a few nopix now.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Tue Oct 22, 2013 1:32 pm UTC

Ack! Where are the oldpix?! :shock:
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Postby AluisioASG » Tue Oct 22, 2013 1:38 pm UTC

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Tue Oct 22, 2013 1:46 pm UTC

Maybe Expando swallowed the epilogue sequence.

Edit: I'm seeing two parallel hands on the newpix clock in Sandcastle Builder. This truly is the End of Dips. I'm molpying off to tell friends and family I love them.

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby taixzo » Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:34 pm UTC

BlitzGirl: is your image title a pun? :wink:
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby waveney » Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:34 pm UTC

BlitzGirl wrote:Maybe Expando swallowed the epilogue sequence.

Edit: I'm seeing two parallel hands on the newpix clock in Sandcastle Builder. This truly is the End of Dips. I'm molpying off to tell friends and family I love them.

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I am as well, it might be a result of the crash fix I applied which I know might break somethings (it could however be just Mustard)

There is evidence that the NewpixBots have been re-trained if anyone fails to post the Beany ONG now.

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby mscha » Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:34 pm UTC

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ergman » Tue Oct 22, 2013 4:21 pm UTC

Oh man! So many simultaneous apocalypses! Brain slugs, time stopping, clocks having two hands, and aluisio doing whatever he is doing! Everybody cling tight to the beanongs!
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Tue Oct 22, 2013 4:26 pm UTC

taixzo wrote:BlitzGirl: is your image title a pun? :wink:

YES BUT IT DOES NOT MATTER HERE AT THE END OF ALL THINGS

Oh good, my apartment's fire alarm is going off.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Febrion » Tue Oct 22, 2013 5:23 pm UTC

BlitzGirl wrote:
taixzo wrote:BlitzGirl: is your image title a pun? :wink:

YES BUT IT DOES NOT MATTER HERE AT THE END OF ALL THINGS

Oh good, my apartment's fire alarm is going off.
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It isn't. Unless management has been lying to us for over a wip. But GAH it sure sounds like the End of Dips in here.

Well, I looked at the page source, and noticed there's some kind of javascript in there, is that new? Maybe it's part of some new direction for the OTC?
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby mscha » Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:30 pm UTC

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby balthasar_s » Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:50 pm UTC

I shouldn't have used that broken clock for my ONG's!

But don't worry. It's being fixed now:
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Postby Eternal Density » Tue Oct 22, 2013 7:39 pm UTC

Febrion wrote:
BlitzGirl wrote:
taixzo wrote:BlitzGirl: is your image title a pun? :wink:

YES BUT IT DOES NOT MATTER HERE AT THE END OF ALL THINGS

Oh good, my apartment's fire alarm is going off.
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Yes, they told us they would be testing that todip BUT WHAT IF IT IS A REAL FIRE AND NONE OF US KNOW IT
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It isn't. Unless management has been lying to us for over a wip. But GAH it sure sounds like the End of Dips in here.

Well, I looked at the page source, and noticed there's some kind of javascript in there, is that new? Maybe it's part of some new direction for the OTC?

Maybe before we rush to adopt JavaScript, we should stop to consider the consequences of blithely giving this technology such a central position in our lives.



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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ggh » Tue Oct 22, 2013 7:40 pm UTC

Molpy up!

I can see the BeanONGs again! Yay!

But T** **d has e**ed? Aaaaaaa!

And my OTG won't load this morning. more Aaaaaaa!

And, we've had a nappy fail. Doh!
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Kieryn » Tue Oct 22, 2013 7:41 pm UTC

My this is a strange one. I wonder if something was supposed to happen? A new change in the pattern or something else? Perhaps a playable version of Time? I wonder if it just went wrong.

I expect it will be fixed in less than a dix... I doubt that Randall would leave something broken on his site.

ETA: It's awesome that some of us (well, mscha at least) was still looking frequently enough to notice :)
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ucim » Tue Oct 22, 2013 7:58 pm UTC

Outside has been keeping me occupied; I'm not a hot dog vendor but I do seem to deal with a lot of mustard! But though largely invisible, I'm still here and have been enjoying all the creative output of this thread! I'll probably miss a lot (below) but this is my ketchup... (What is it called when you've read and enjoyed and meant to comment, but it's been so long ago you have to go back and re-read in order to actually do so.)

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Treeish! Sad (but understandable) to see the posting decline. But that gives more time to actually do (and read) the creative works herein. Is the spikey red line wipendpeakish? And this was adorable! I was literally LOL! Alas, the other link, animal.discover.com, won't play. (It demands that I allow too many unknown scripts out of their cages)

@Eternal Density - I found Grapevine! And Molpy! And Pun! (What else is needed?)


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mscha wrote:Panic!
Time has stopped!
Well, that's a message I never thought I'd get! I see xkcd/1190 now just has a link to geekwagon, and there the epilog just runs once.

So, it has come to this. I guess this is what the end of not ending looks like.

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Postby Eternal Density » Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:00 pm UTC

Kieryn wrote:My this is a strange one. I wonder if something was supposed to happen? A new change in the pattern or something else? Perhaps a playable version of Time? I wonder if it just went wrong.

I expect it will be fixed in less than a dix... I doubt that Randall would leave something broken on his site.

ETA: It's awesome that some of us (well, mscha at least) was still looking frequently enough to notice :)

Why do we need another playable version of Time?



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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Philip Thomas » Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:06 pm UTC

I'm just getting an image error message. Maybe I need to fix my browser.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ergman » Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:07 pm UTC

This is what passes for exciting now-a-dips. I guess I'll be leaving time open for a while once more.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby svenman » Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:30 pm UTC

Ketching up on recent posts on NP1547 to 1555.

Thank you BlitzGirl, ZoomanSP, yappobiscuits and azule for your compliments on my latest song ottification!

ucim wrote:Great Otty Svenman! Very good flavor of the original. And as a side benefit, now I know what ABBA looks like!

Thank you too, and glad to have made you one of that day's ten thousand. :)

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I hope you don't mind that I prefer not to install BlitzerTracker, as I don't even like to disclose my online status unless I post. My path through the OTT is highly non-linear and schizoid anyway.

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Report to the future if you're more than 3 pages behind.

Usual connections, services and restrictions apply.

More than 3 pages behind, I guess that includes me.

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If you've looked at any of my pastposts lately, you may have noticed something a little odd in my signature. The TARDIS has gone a bit loopy. Perhaps it's being swayed by the loopists (while sentient, a TARDIS could perhaps be outwitted even by that); or maybe it was something to do with all those terrible sandpaper and wood puns (that made @BlitzGirl snap and begin punsawing).
An outside observer (who is not xemselves Time-travelling) might have seen something like thisα:

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I want to explain what was happening. I'll use diagrams in the style of xkcd 657. Here's what the outside observer sees:

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What we can see: a TARDIS apparates in one spot, mrob27
gets out and walks into a second TARDIS that appears just as the
first begins to disappear, then as the second TARDIS vanishes
the first re-appears, and so ad infinitum.


The simplest explanationγ, and probably what most of you thought was going on, is this:

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The TARDIS keeps jumping back and forth, on even-numbered jumps
it contains mrob27 and on odd-numbered jumps it does not.


But that's not what was happening. There was a malfunction in the TARDIS takeoff and landing control systems. Regardless of whether the brakes are engaged and without any destination programme, the TARDIS was repeatedly taking off and landing again in the same spot (with no time offset between inside and outside):

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The TARDIS repeatedly performs takeoff and landing sequence
without actually going anywhen/where.


Despite this m*stard it was still working normally when we actually set a destination, and I could go to any place and time I want -- it just refused to stop after we arrive.
This is a very tough thing to fix. The manuals are cryptic and the bits that I need to access are scattered across several thousand square Cueballs of equipment and engine rooms. I needed some help, but Timborme wasn't enough, and other TimeWaiters are great but I was feeling a bit like Étienneδ.
So I decided to take advantage of the situation by flying the TARDIS to a new position a little bit to the right, and then after many of its involuntary takeoff/landing cycles had taken place, I flew it back to its original position in space and time (from whe{re|n} I had moved to the right.) Then I began doing this:

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the embarrassment this usually causes.


What are a bunch of mrob27s good for? Well, lots of things: commanding massive armies of relativistic molpies; building a bridge to get across the Pretty Neat River; helping Cueball get a clue; overwhelming the opposition in the imminent Lego's argumentζ -- the possibilities are endless.
But in this case I had just two things in mind. I joined forces with myself to fix the TARDIS, and to OTTify: More mrob27s means more retrOTTifications!
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You're making my head hurt.

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Now that's a coincidence...

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Glad you liked it! I'm a card-carrying ABBA fan and Eagle is probably my absolute favourite ABBA song.

Sorry, I can't mention every ottification and every blitzer's report I've read and enjoyed. They were all treeish!

For decree: I'm convinced that the reality of Beanish students and scientists is much less glamourous than described in Beanie from the perspective of a starry-eyed Cueganite.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:32 pm UTC

ucim wrote:<puns>

Since this is the end of the end and all, I shall bring out the most terrible scrumptious donut I have to deal with your punning.

A warning: This is only for Jose! If you have not punned, avoid this spoiler!
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Postby Eternal Density » Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:37 pm UTC

Boom de yada boom de yada...
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:43 pm UTC

balthasar_s wrote:I shouldn't have used that broken clock for my ONG's!

But don't worry. It's being fixed now:
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ggh » Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:51 pm UTC

ucim wrote:Also, love the 480 OTColored! Also treeish method... is that... (I can't even bring myself to say it)... is that the... outside????


It is indeed: that's my dawn. :) I dreamt of you last night Jose. I don't really remember it. But I remember seeing you, and I think you were performing or presenting something. I said to someone (possibly another OTTer) "so that's really Jose?" I think you looked a bit like a younger Ben Kingsley with hair.


Yappo! Finally got to hear the IronWolpy song - dunejumpish! The wee one enjoyed it too. :)


Oh, ED, it's even worse than I feared. When I restarted SB this morning, it froze like this
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I tried clicking to see if I could get it to unfreeze, and it went to this
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1's! No!!! I can't go back! (and none of it's scrolling up or anything.)
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:57 pm UTC

Have you tried waveney's fix, ggh? It worked for me.*
Go to the browser console (it might pop up if you press F12) copy the following and paste it in there:

Moly = Molpy
Molpy.Wake()


*Though it may have mutated the newpix clock. But it's kinda adorable, like a three-eyed alien.

Edit: Reread your post, and I realized you had unfrozen it, so this fix may not help you. :(
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ggh » Tue Oct 22, 2013 9:15 pm UTC

BlitzGirl wrote:Have you tried waveney's fix, ggh? It worked for me.*
Go to the browser console (it might pop up if you press F12) copy the following and paste it in there:

Moly = Molpy
Molpy.Wake()


*Though it may have mutated the newpix clock. But it's kinda adorable, like a three-eyed alien.

Edit: Reread your post, and I realized you had unfrozen it, so this fix may not help you. :(

Worked a treat! I saw waveney's post, but I think I was too tired when I read it last night and forgot about it.

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Tue Oct 22, 2013 9:19 pm UTC

Oh, good! :) The un-moly molpy saves the dip again!
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Postby AluisioASG » Tue Oct 22, 2013 9:30 pm UTC

Eternal Density wrote:
AluisioASG wrote:I also find it "interesting" that I need execute permissions to cd into a directory.

I agree. Counterintuitive. Of course, linux is free, so it's probably bargaincounterintuitive.

This, my friends, is what happens when you don't format your replies properly before actually writing them.

ucim wrote:... is that... (I can't even bring myself to say it)... is that the... outside????

I find your refusal to accept the Outside slightly Asimovian. Reason, maybe?

ucim wrote:I guess I'm just like a diode.

Does that mean I can wire you to power my notebook for free?
What was your home address again?

Eternal Density wrote:Why do we need another playable version of Time?

The more, the better.

Now excuse me while I go enjoy the last minutes of sunlight.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Tue Oct 22, 2013 9:42 pm UTC

grapevineONG:
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ZoomanSP » Tue Oct 22, 2013 9:43 pm UTC

ucim wrote:
BlitzGirl wrote:Hey, it's not a pun - that's what it's called! Upper left corner! At the most that's only a secondhand pun.
Does that mean we have to use a second-hand chainsaw?
Caution! If you're not an experienced punsawer, you'll risk to lose the second hand.

ucim wrote:
mscha wrote:Panic!
Time has stopped!
Well, that's a message I never thought I'd get! I see xkcd/1190 now just has a link to geekwagon, and there the epilog just runs once.

So, it has come to this. I guess this is what the end of not ending looks like.

I'm optimistic: Maybe this is what the end of t** **d looks like!

*waits for it*
Wait on.

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