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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Burkitt » Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:03 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Thu Jan 16, 2014 9:42 pm UTC

And at the other end of the spectrum...

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TheChewanater » Thu Jan 16, 2014 10:30 pm UTC

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No one can agree how to count how many types of people there are. You could ask two people and get 10 different answers.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby dzamie » Fri Jan 17, 2014 12:01 am UTC

I guess this is a thing now.
All aboard the Turtle Train; next stop: I am a turtle.

1098 and, of course, 889.
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:while 1
:Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16),randInt(0,9))
:Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16)," ")
:Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16)," ")
:End

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TheChewanater » Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:01 am UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Fri Jan 17, 2014 6:32 am UTC

Some weird turtle fetihes up in here :lol:

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby SirBryghtside » Fri Jan 17, 2014 2:36 pm UTC

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It was too obvious :P

Edit: 468, 471, 889
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Monika » Fri Jan 17, 2014 3:00 pm UTC

SirBryghtside, please provide the number or link to the comic you improved :) .
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Tomlidich the second » Fri Jan 17, 2014 5:33 pm UTC

old comics, but i never thought of putting these together.


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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TheChewanater » Fri Jan 17, 2014 7:33 pm UTC

teelo wrote:Some weird turtle fetihes up in here :lol:

What can I say? My copy of the Kama Sutra has a few mistranslations in it.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby pseudoidiot » Fri Jan 17, 2014 8:16 pm UTC

Well, it's better than Vista.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Monika » Fri Jan 17, 2014 9:04 pm UTC

TheChewanater wrote:
teelo wrote:Some weird turtle fetihes up in here :lol:

What can I say? My copy of the Kama Sutra has a few mistranslations in it.

löl :lol:
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Wed Jan 22, 2014 2:50 am UTC

Comic number please. Image

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Wed Jan 22, 2014 2:57 am UTC

1319

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Burkitt » Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:03 pm UTC

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Alt-text: I can't hear your privacy concerns over the sound of my money.

From xkcds 1320 and 946
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Monika » Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:40 pm UTC

Awesome!

By the way, what does ITT in the title of this thread mean?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Deva » Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:45 pm UTC

In This Thread.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Monika » Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:05 pm UTC

Ah thanks.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Eternal Density » Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:12 pm UTC

I had to:
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What's this, I kicked off a turtle thing? Okay.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Tomlidich the second » Fri Jan 24, 2014 5:58 pm UTC

i can do it too!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Fri Jan 24, 2014 6:01 pm UTC

It's still better than Hitler.


Edit: speaking of which...
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Sun Jan 26, 2014 9:52 am UTC

Remixing my own SW: 528
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby pkcommando » Wed Jan 29, 2014 7:47 pm UTC

Because no one's sick of turtles yet.

325 & 889
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Thu Jan 30, 2014 10:26 am UTC

Guess its time for me to play a game of: click random, and "turtleize" the comic.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TheChewanater » Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:52 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ubik » Thu Jan 30, 2014 2:32 pm UTC

Alternative:
- How do I know it's really you?
- I am a turtle.
- Oh good; it's you. Here's the password...

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Thu Jan 30, 2014 6:52 pm UTC

Continuing this trend...
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Monika » Thu Jan 30, 2014 11:25 pm UTC

Turtles all the way down.

I love it.

The bobcat replacement is lovely <3
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Who » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:09 am UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TheChewanater » Fri Jan 31, 2014 2:28 am UTC

http://xkcd.com/934/ http://xkcd.com/889/
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EDIT: Another.
EDITEDIT: Fixed the answer key, thanks teelo.
http://xkcd.com/1044/ http://xkcd.com/889/
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Fri Jan 31, 2014 5:04 am UTC

989 and 889

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby mathmannix » Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:16 pm UTC

From 889, 1153

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Zeno, the court finds that you need to take an introductory calculus course.

Rejected line that I couldn't get to fit into this XKCDSW:
Heel, Achilles, heel!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby pkcommando » Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:45 pm UTC

1324 & 889

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Jorpho » Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:26 pm UTC

I gotta get in on this. What font are you folks using these days? That one used by Mr. Mathmannix is particularly impressive.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Sat Feb 01, 2014 2:00 am UTC

I've got Randall locked up in my basement, and I make him hand-draw the characters manually for all my edits.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby dzamie » Sat Feb 01, 2014 2:05 am UTC

Jorpho wrote:I gotta get in on this. What font are you folks using these days? That one used by Mr. Mathmannix is particularly impressive.

Don't know what others are using, but I just find an xkcd strip with the letters I need and copy/paste.

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:Clrhome
:while 1
:Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16),randInt(0,9))
:Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16)," ")
:Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16)," ")
:End

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Sat Feb 01, 2014 2:16 am UTC

For mine, google humor sans

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby mathmannix » Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:02 pm UTC

dzamie wrote:
Jorpho wrote:I gotta get in on this. What font are you folks using these days? That one used by Mr. Mathmannix is particularly impressive.

Don't know what others are using, but I just find an xkcd strip with the letters I need and copy/paste.


Yes, that's what I do too. It takes longer, but looks better IMHO. (Of course, sometimes the comparative size of letters and the spacing are off a bit.)
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Magnanimous » Mon Feb 03, 2014 6:29 pm UTC

1325 + 889
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