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VITSSÅGEN, JA!

Postby BlitzGirl » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:12 pm UTC

VITSSÅGEN, JA!
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby taixzo » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:13 pm UTC

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slinches wrote:Yes, it is a shame you must carry such baggage.
taixzo wrote:So, you went bag to the Past?

VITSSÅGEN, JA!
VITSSÅGEN, JA!

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I suppose I deserved that. But I missed the original Bag Incident due to being stuck in the Past!

Anyway, I should really get bag to work.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ChronosDragon » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:13 pm UTC

Oh no, this is bag, Blitzgirl's given punsaws to her molpy army - now what's to stop them from sacking the thread??
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby taixzo » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:14 pm UTC

ChronosDragon wrote:Oh no, this is bag, Blitzgirl's given punsaws to her molpy army - now what's to stop them from sacking the thread??


Bag molpies?

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:14 pm UTC

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby slinches » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:18 pm UTC

Oh no! We're in the midst of Bagpocalypse Now: Redux.

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Link » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:19 pm UTC

I don't think we can handle an army of punsawing molpies on our own! Call for bagup!

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby taixzo » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:20 pm UTC

This is a bag situation.

Edit: My bag, I didn't realize that one had been used.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ChronosDragon » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:20 pm UTC

slinches wrote:Oh no! We're in the midst of Bagpocalypse Now: Redux.

HELP! I can't stop


It's the Bagckoning! The Furious Baggling! The Mod OTT Bagness!

Don't fight it! Feel the power flow through you! Come to the bag side!
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:22 pm UTC

VITSSÅGEN, JA!

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby HES » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:24 pm UTC

You realise the only way we can follow this decree is by making some more puns for you to bag?
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby taixzo » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:26 pm UTC

Why are you sideways?
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:29 pm UTC

Why not? :D

HES wrote:You realise the only way we can follow this decree is by making some more puns for you to bag?

Did I say "make puns"? Nope. If anything, you should all be VITSSÅGEN, JAing now. :wink:
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby slinches » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:29 pm UTC

Uh oh, maybe the punsaw isn't powerful enough. You should use the vitskärnmissil from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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Postby mscha » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:30 pm UTC

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:31 pm UTC

Oh, the squiggles were flutterbees? Mutant flutterbees?
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby balthasar_s » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:32 pm UTC

And just today I blitzed the newpage (616) where BlitzGirl used the first punsaw.

ETA, for mome: If you need some help with the puns, BlitzGirl,
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:33 pm UTC

BIKESÅGEN, JA! :mrgreen:

slinches wrote:Uh oh, maybe the punsaw isn't powerful enough.

Hold this or you'll fall.

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby moody7277 » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:34 pm UTC

The most awesomeful action movie ever? BlitzGirl Punsaws Everybody.

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ChronosDragon » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:35 pm UTC

balthasar_s wrote:And just today I blitzed the newpage (616) where BlitzGirl used the first punsaw.


Yeah, and now she's bag at it

Also, BlitzGirl, we couldn't possibly punsaw ourselves - that would be bag-stabbing treachery!
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So much puns… we need Order.
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Postby HES » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:37 pm UTC

@balthafacebug, I've had the same problem with a stabbybeesnake. Freaked the ch*rp outta me.

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:37 pm UTC

ChronosDragon wrote:
balthasar_s wrote:And just today I blitzed the newpage (616) where BlitzGirl used the first punsaw.


Yeah, and now she's bag at it

Also, BlitzGirl, we couldn't possibly punsaw ourselves - that would be bag-stabbing treachery!

VITSSÅGEN, JA!

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You don't have to punsaw yourselves, just shout VITSSÅGEN, JA! every once in a while...
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby HES » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:40 pm UTC

Image VITSSÅGEN, JA! Image

Happy now? Can I get bag to misbehaving?
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:42 pm UTC

Yay! Though I think it needs to look a little more like: ImageImage because of that additional pun.

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More like a snake.

Snaaaake, it's a snaaaake...
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby yappobiscuits » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:42 pm UTC

Baobabs, the OTT is suddenly all raptorcatish with all this baggery!
BlitzGirl wrote:Indeed. Thus I have been doomed to wander the OTT with a punsaw forevermore.

Indeed, you are serving your penance, and it is a burden that must bag you down... will it ever end or did you bag a life sentence? Maybe it's Time you bagged GLR for forgiveness.

balthasar_s wrote:And just today I blitzed the newpage (616) where BlitzGirl used the first punsaw.

So it all started on the (proper) newpage of the beast? That makes a lot of sense. :shock:
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yappo wrote:That lizardmolpy looks a little like... *ahem* someone's 100th post.

More like a snake.

How about a compromise... it's a trouser snake!
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:43 pm UTC

VITSSÅGEN, JA!

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby HES » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:45 pm UTC

That was a treeish decree. (The one that spawned the movie poster above, that is. I think it was a decree, anyway.)
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Postby BlitzGirl » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:45 pm UTC

*eyes HES suspiciously*
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Postby taixzo » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:46 pm UTC

VITSBAGEN, JA!
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:47 pm UTC

Image What...what kind of horrid perversion is THAT?!
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ChronosDragon » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:47 pm UTC

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Sounds like a fun movie, though the theatre would be packed. I bet the line would be out the bag door and onto the street!
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:48 pm UTC

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby taixzo » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:49 pm UTC

BlitzGirl wrote:Image What...what kind of horrid perversion is THAT?!


A bag one, to be sure.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:50 pm UTC

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Postby HES » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:50 pm UTC

BlitzGirl wrote:Image What...what kind of horrid perversion is THAT?!

I know! It should clearly say "VITSBÅGEN, JA!"

I added some clarity to my suspiciously-pun-free post, before you start making bagless accusations.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby yappobiscuits » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:51 pm UTC

HES wrote:That was a treeish decree.

Indeed, I like that these recent newpages have branched out from those old ones...

Dug up from back then:
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:52 pm UTC

Thanks for the clarification, HES. :)
But, look what you've done to yappo.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ChronosDragon » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:52 pm UTC

HES wrote:
BlitzGirl wrote:Image What...what kind of horrid perversion is THAT?!

I know! It should clearly say "VITSBÅGEN, JA!"

I added some clarity to my suspiciously-pun-free post, before you start making bagless accusations.


I think caseless would pun more baggishly, but it might be less bagnificent than a purebag bag pun.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby balthasar_s » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:52 pm UTC

For mome:
I want to say how scary the phonesaw, is.

You hear your phone ringing,
you pick it up,
and suddenly:
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