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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [NEW RULES; ROUND 1]

Postby Azrael » Sun Apr 05, 2015 10:33 pm UTC

NEW PAGE; HOLD FOR ROUND TWO.

SOMEONE TALLY SCORES, PLEASE.

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [NEW RULES; ROUND 1]

Postby Klear » Sun Apr 05, 2015 11:07 pm UTC

Score - Round 1:

Klear 7-1=6 (balthasar_s, GoogologyMaster, moody7277, bug sniper, SilentTimer, lmjb1964, mscha, -1 POINTS, SKIP NEXT TURN)

Quercus 4 (Deva, Flumble, Coyne, ObsessoMom)

Fractal_Tangent 3 (Lawsome, HES, bentheimmigrant)

eSOANEM: 5-3=2 (Sombrero Cat, Weeks, adams, Earthling on Mars, poxic, -3 POINTS, SKIP 5 TURNS)

Whizbang 1 (faubiguy)

bachaddict 1 (SDK)

Qaanol 1 (orangedragonfire)

TheGrammarBolshevik 1 (Sean Quixote)

Earthling on Mars 1 (Vytron)

rath358 0 (RED CARD)

patzer 0-3=-3 (-3 POINTS; SKIP NEXT TURN)

ROUND ONE SCORING METHOD ACCEPTED. IT'S BORING, BUT ACCEPTED. PM THIS RECRUIT WITH CORRECTIONS BASED ON THIS SCORING METHOD.

THINK OF MORE INTERESTING METRICS FOR NEXT ROUND.

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [NEW RULES; ROUND 1]

Postby Neil_Boekend » Mon Apr 06, 2015 5:38 am UTC

Perhaps also points for the setup? And of course bonus points for bottles of booze send to me :P
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Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

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flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [NEW RULES; ROUND 1]

Postby Vytron » Mon Apr 06, 2015 6:04 am UTC

Prediction: This post I'm making is against the rules and will be replaced with pink* UPPERCASE letters saying I lose points and that I should skip some number of turns.

YOU ARE GETTING THE HANG OF THIS QUICKLY. I AM PLEASED.

-0 POINTS

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [NEW RULES; ROUND 1]

Postby Neil_Boekend » Mon Apr 06, 2015 6:54 am UTC

Negative points for not submitting booze to me!

HERE, LET ME HELP:

NEGATIVE 1 POINTS TO NEIL FOR TRYING TO STEAL MY BOOZE
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

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flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

he/him/his

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [NEW RULES; ROUND 1]

Postby patzer » Mon Apr 06, 2015 8:33 am UTC

adnapemit

YES

BlitzGirl

YES

PictureSarah

YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED THE TEMPORAL RESTRICTIONS OUT YET? -1 POINT.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands. –Douglas Adams

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [NEW RULES; ROUND 1]

Postby eSOANEM » Mon Apr 06, 2015 10:17 am UTC

BlitzGirl

(is aware that patzer submitted BlitzGirl but I think mine is valider than theirs)

... I PM'D THE RULES TO ALL OF YOU.
my pronouns are they

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [NEW RULES; ROUND 1]

Postby suffer-cait » Mon Apr 06, 2015 10:19 am UTC

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [NEW RULES; ROUND 1]

Postby Carlington » Mon Apr 06, 2015 10:34 am UTC

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SUBMISSION ACCEPTED, BUT THAT RECRUIT WILL BE ON RESTRICTED DUTY UNTIL I WASH THAT AVATAR OUT OF MY CONSCIOUSNESS
Kewangji: Posdy zwei tosdy osdy oady. Bork bork bork, hoppity syphilis bork.

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [NEW RULES; ROUND 1]

Postby patzer » Mon Apr 06, 2015 11:00 am UTC

Image

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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands. –Douglas Adams

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [NEW RULES; ROUND 1]

Postby Azrael » Mon Apr 06, 2015 11:27 am UTC

YOU ARE ALL BAD AT MATH. OR READING.

EDIT: ROUND 2 HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [ROUND 2]

Postby Quercus » Mon Apr 06, 2015 12:34 pm UTC

mindy - I suspected I wouldn't get away with that one :)
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [ROUND 2]

Postby ggh » Mon Apr 06, 2015 12:37 pm UTC

KarenRei
ETA:
yappobiscuits

ACCEPTED TIMES TWO
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [ROUND 2]

Postby The Mighty Thesaurus » Mon Apr 06, 2015 12:37 pm UTC

Mindy is probably exempt, and I probably lose points (assuming I'm playing)

+1 POINT FOR SAVING ME THE EFFORT OF HAVING TO EDIT QUERCUS' POST.
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [ROUND 2]

Postby Quercus » Mon Apr 06, 2015 12:45 pm UTC

dp2

ACCEPTED

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [ROUND 2]

Postby Carlington » Mon Apr 06, 2015 12:51 pm UTC

cellocgw, orthogon, Envelope Generator, and tsotate

WE ARE NOT MAKING CLUB SANDWICHES. OR BIG MACS. OR DOUBLE STUFFED OREOS.

-1 POINT FOR MAKING ME HUNGRY

... WAIT, HOW CAN I BE HUNGRY

*SQUEAK*

WHY IS EVERYTHING ANTHROPOMORPHISM WITH YOU?
Kewangji: Posdy zwei tosdy osdy oady. Bork bork bork, hoppity syphilis bork.

Eebster the Great: What specifically is moving faster than light in these examples?
doogly: Hands waving furiously.

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [ROUND 2]

Postby OmniLiquid » Mon Apr 06, 2015 12:53 pm UTC

Mikeski

ERROR: TEMPORAL ANOMALY. SERIOUSLY, PAY ATTENTION.

-1 POINTS, SKIP 1 TURN.


EDIT: svenman

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [ROUND 2]

Postby Quercus » Mon Apr 06, 2015 1:15 pm UTC


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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [ROUND 2]

Postby SDK » Mon Apr 06, 2015 1:46 pm UTC

Reporting for duty, sir!

freezeblade
kalira
BigNose
Minestrone
wam
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New User
Madge

amidoingthithrite?

... NO, ACTUALLY. PLEASE RESUBMIT WITH LINKS TO POSTS.
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [ROUND 2]

Postby PinkShinyRose » Mon Apr 06, 2015 1:50 pm UTC

TheAuditors?

TOO LATE. I KNOW WHAT MY EMPLOYEES ARE UP TO.

ALWAYS


Is rath358 special for the purposes of nomination?
EDIT: nevermind, saw rath358 is indeed special.

UM, RATH IS FAIR GAME THIS ROUND.
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [ROUND 2]

Postby Whizbang » Mon Apr 06, 2015 1:51 pm UTC

yappobiscuits

DUPLICATE

svenman

DUPLICATE

Keyman

ACCEPTED

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [ROUND 2]

Postby Mishrak » Mon Apr 06, 2015 2:10 pm UTC

Mutex

ERROR: INCORRECT DATE RANGE.

FOR THE SAKE OF A'TUIN, FIGURE OUT THE TIME SCALE RESTRICTIONS, NEWBIES.

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [ROUND 2]

Postby SDK » Mon Apr 06, 2015 2:25 pm UTC

Madge

ERROR: SAME ERROR AS PREVIOUS. PLEASE RESUBMIT WITH LINKS TO POSTS.
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [ROUND 2]

Postby Mishrak » Mon Apr 06, 2015 2:27 pm UTC

EstLladon

ACCEPTED

Izawwlgood

ERROR: INVALID INPUT LOCATION

Lets try again, sorry sir!
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [ROUND 2]

Postby Whizbang » Mon Apr 06, 2015 2:32 pm UTC


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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [ROUND 2]

Postby Earthling on Mars » Mon Apr 06, 2015 2:37 pm UTC

slinches

Edit:
SirGabriel

TWO OF US

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [ROUND 2]

Postby Whizbang » Mon Apr 06, 2015 2:56 pm UTC

faubibot

ONE OF US

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [ROUND 2]

Postby TheAuditors » Mon Apr 06, 2015 3:03 pm UTC

PinkShinyRose wrote:TheAuditors?

TOO LATE. I KNOW WHAT MY EMPLOYEES ARE UP TO.

ALWAYS


We have been discovered.

We shall not be stopped.

It is illogical.

We must restore the logical order of things.

IT IS LOGICAL THAT YOU MAKE MORE OF THE LIVING THINGS SIMILAR TO YOU. IF ALL THINGS ARE PINK, ALL THINGS SHALL BE BETTER.

ALSO:

ERROR: INVALID ENTRY

-1 POINT

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [ROUND 2]

Postby Quercus » Mon Apr 06, 2015 3:22 pm UTC

Sprocket

ERROR: SPAMMING
ERROR: INVALID LOCATION
ERROR ERROR: ENTRY ACCEPTED DESPITE INVALID CRITERIA

-2 -1 / +1 POINTS


Today we have learned that I am really terrible at thinking up non-spammy posts quickly. Sorry.

APOLOGY ACCEPTED

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [ROUND 2]

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [NEW RULES; ROUND 1]

Postby Neil_Boekend » Mon Apr 06, 2015 3:58 pm UTC

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Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [ROUND 2]

Postby Quercus » Mon Apr 06, 2015 4:02 pm UTC


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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [ROUND 2]

Postby SDK » Mon Apr 06, 2015 4:18 pm UTC

Right-o. Third time's the charm. Sir.

Madge

OH MY.

YOU NEED SOMEONE BEFORE AND AFTER

MAKING ME SPELL THIS OUT
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [ROUND 2]

Postby Quercus » Mon Apr 06, 2015 4:21 pm UTC

W3ird_N3rd

ACCEPTED

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [ROUND 2]

Postby Neil_Boekend » Mon Apr 06, 2015 4:23 pm UTC

Sir Real

ACCEPTED
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

he/him/his

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [ROUND 2]

Postby Neil_Boekend » Mon Apr 06, 2015 4:29 pm UTC

BigNose

ERROR: LINKED TO LAST UNREAD
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

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flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

he/him/his

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [ROUND 2]

Postby Quercus » Mon Apr 06, 2015 4:36 pm UTC

Xeio

YES

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [ROUND 2]

Postby Mishrak » Mon Apr 06, 2015 4:38 pm UTC

Jumble

ACCEPTED.

WATCH OUT FOR THE NEW PAGE, EVERYONE

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [ROUND 2]

Postby Mishrak » Mon Apr 06, 2015 5:44 pm UTC


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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [ROUND 2]

Postby Quercus » Mon Apr 06, 2015 5:45 pm UTC

WANT A FREE SUBMISSION? HERE'S YOUR OPPORTUNITY.

THE LAST TWO WERE VERY DISAPPOINTING.


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