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Postby hermaj » Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:11 am UTC

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FREEZER!
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Postby parsonsb » Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:15 am UTC

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Heater
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Postby no-genius » Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:17 am UTC

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now to see if anyone gets a picture of entropy
I don't sing, I shout

Official ironmen you are free, champions officially
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Postby ShadowOfGed » Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:28 am UTC

Easy way to defeat the sun and most things material:

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A black hole. I know, I know... it sucks.
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Postby ulnevets » Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:37 am UTC

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white asshole...
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Postby saxmaniac1987 » Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:53 am UTC

razor blade>emo/punk dude. yeah, its horrible, but it works.

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"A witty saying proves nothing" - Voltaire
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Postby paige42 » Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:57 am UTC

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because five blades is better than one.
Poets say science takes away from the beauty of the stars — mere globs of gas atoms. Nothing is 'mere'. I too can see the stars on a desert night, and feel them. But do I see less or more?
- Richard Feynman
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Postby Belial » Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:08 am UTC

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The gillette lightspeed. Because 21 blades is better than 5
TG: the glittering civilization before you was built on angry apefuck power alone
TG: stand agog and marvel bitch
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Postby Peshmerga » Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:13 am UTC

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zits beats razors!
i hurd u liek mudkips???
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Postby chan the evoker » Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:15 am UTC

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Postby Twasbrillig » Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:23 am UTC

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I want to have Bakemaster's babies. It's possible, with science.

I wonder if you can see...
...what is wrong with my signature?

wing wrote:I'm sorry... But that was THE funniest thing I've ever read on the interbutts.
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Postby aldimond » Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:32 am UTC

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whole life > half-life
One of these days my desk is going to collapse in the middle and all its weight will come down on my knee and tear my new fake ACL. It could be tomorrow. This is my concern.
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Postby Twasbrillig » Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:38 am UTC

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...connect the dots.
I want to have Bakemaster's babies. It's possible, with science.

I wonder if you can see...
...what is wrong with my signature?

wing wrote:I'm sorry... But that was THE funniest thing I've ever read on the interbutts.
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Postby chan the evoker » Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:44 am UTC

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Bonsai Kitten
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Postby hermaj » Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:47 am UTC

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Postby chan the evoker » Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:54 am UTC

You shot the kitty!?

Hydrofluoric acid dissolves glass
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Postby paige42 » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:00 am UTC

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PTFE FTW
Poets say science takes away from the beauty of the stars — mere globs of gas atoms. Nothing is 'mere'. I too can see the stars on a desert night, and feel them. But do I see less or more?
- Richard Feynman
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Postby chan the evoker » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:06 am UTC

The kind you don't scramble eggs in the pan with.

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Postby aldimond » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:08 am UTC

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One of these days my desk is going to collapse in the middle and all its weight will come down on my knee and tear my new fake ACL. It could be tomorrow. This is my concern.
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Postby hermaj » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:12 am UTC

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Impound lot! Also I did not shoot the kitty to kill it! I broke the glass and rescued it. I am a nice-to-kitties person.
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Postby thefiddler » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:12 am UTC

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...Mitch Hedberg anybody? :D

"I'd like to see a forklift life a crate of forks. It'd be so damned literal! 'You are using that machine to it's exact specifications! It has been misunderstood for years.'"
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Postby saxmaniac1987 » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:12 am UTC

spork>spoon-fork

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"A witty saying proves nothing" - Voltaire
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Postby paige42 » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:13 am UTC

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Poets say science takes away from the beauty of the stars — mere globs of gas atoms. Nothing is 'mere'. I too can see the stars on a desert night, and feel them. But do I see less or more?
- Richard Feynman
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Postby hermaj » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:17 am UTC

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Postby yy2bggggs » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:18 am UTC

Oh, please!
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Postby paige42 » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:20 am UTC

saxmaniac1987 wrote:spork>spoon-fork

Yeah, I was originally going with a spork, but then I found the spoon-fork and decided it was funnier. But then aldimond beat me to it with the forklift. :( I'm too slow at this, I guess.

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Any ideas what this is? :D

PS: post #42!
Poets say science takes away from the beauty of the stars — mere globs of gas atoms. Nothing is 'mere'. I too can see the stars on a desert night, and feel them. But do I see less or more?
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Postby yy2bggggs » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:24 am UTC

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Data > sim
[Edit:] OBSESSING....
Also, this is my desktop background.
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Postby chan the evoker » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:26 am UTC

What the blue smoke giveth, the blue smoke can taketh away

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Postby chan the evoker » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:28 am UTC

and as for the data

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Postby hermaj » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:30 am UTC

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"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing!"

...I am assuming that was once part of a computer that has been now been kickboxed. Artistic licence, y'know.


EDIT: Changed picture, the first one wouldn't display.
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Postby yy2bggggs » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:35 am UTC

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The dragon himself.
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Postby ulnevets » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:38 am UTC

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dodge this
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Postby yy2bggggs » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:50 am UTC

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Oblig anime ref.

Helba pwns normal VR players.
[Edit:] Pic that'd display.

[Edit:] No obvious comebacks like the bracelet.
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Postby German Sausage » Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:07 am UTC

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reality pwns anime. too easy!
<bakemaster> Only German Sausage can prevent forest fires
<felstaff> Hype is like a giant disappointment ray aimed squarely at the finished article.
<watson> Treat me like a criminal, Holmes!
TMT4L
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Postby Tractor » Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:16 am UTC

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The toxic waste destroys your beautiful reality landscape
9 x 6 = 42

Note: Randall kicks ass.
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Postby hermaj » Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:24 am UTC

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Postby ivnja » Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:25 am UTC

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Edit: ha, yes.
Hello there.
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Postby yy2bggggs » Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:28 am UTC

Those are just dupes.

And as dupes go, this is the king:
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Postby hermaj » Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:34 am UTC

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Morse code pwns slashdot. (Or dashdot, in a perfect world.)

Yay! Someone else thought of Captain Planet! Cuddles for ivnja. How is your virus, by the way?
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Postby lanicita » Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:36 am UTC

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LE4d wrote:have you considered becoming an electron

who's to say we're going nowhere if we like spinning 'round and 'round?
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