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Nougat wrote:Yeah, that thing you enjoyed? You should do that more often.
LE4dGOLEM wrote:your ability to tell things from things remains one of your skills.
Weeks wrote:Not only can you tell things from things, you can recognize when a thing is a thing
Belial wrote:The sex card is tournament legal. And I am tapping it for, like, six mana.
tiny wrote:it gives me severe stomach aches.
LE4d wrote:have you considered becoming an electron
CaraInFrames wrote:Cowboy, you can both be dicks, okay?
Oxymoronic wrote:woah, woah, woah. Thoughts of details and repurcussions are for like, capitalists man. Stop harshin' my mellow.

lanicita wrote:tiny wrote:it gives me severe stomach aches.
It's quite possible you're allergic to it. My grandmother was.
suffer-cait wrote:hey, guys?
i'm fucking magic
Bakemaster wrote:The major difference I see is that on the internet nobody's actually there to gague your level of inebriation and check your consumption.
CaraInFrames wrote:Cowboy, you can both be dicks, okay?
Oxymoronic wrote:woah, woah, woah. Thoughts of details and repurcussions are for like, capitalists man. Stop harshin' my mellow.
pollywog wrote:A little more than that, and I vomit copiously, at least until I only have bile left.
Number3Pencils wrote:I've never drunk, excepting communion wine and champagne that some adult irresponsibly gave me on a New Year's when I was, like, twelve. I figure it this way: Why drink?
1. For the buzz
I don't need a buzz to enjoy life. I think a buzz would impair my ability to live life, and make me enjoy it less.
2. For the taste
More like, for the burn. That's probably an overgeneralization (I wouldn't really know), but I do know that there are many tastes I like that aren't linked to alcohol, and I don't feel especially compelled to venture outside of that subset. (ROOT BEER I LOVE ROOT BEER)
I may revise this as I get older, but if I end up drinking, I'll definitely never be anything more than a mild drinker. It helps that my dad drinks a lot of beer, and when he's drunk he's a total asshole, and he's also got a hefty beer gut that I don't think would really be my style.
I want to be!Steroid wrote:Don't want to be.bigglesworth wrote:If your economic reality is a choice, then why are you not as rich as Bill Gates?
The stuff about alcohol being a 'dirty' drug, raising the risk of getting cancer and destroying brain tissue when abused is from a series of documentaries by the German-French TV station arte, which is known for it's high quality documentaries about historical and social issues.Belial wrote:As most of the scientific data you've quoted runs counter to a number of other things I understood as fairly well established, I'm going to have to ask for a citation.
Pain alone wasn't accepted as an excuse, but an allergy might work and I wouldn't have to bring up my other health issues. Thanks for the tip.As for the stomach aches...it sounds like you might be allergic. Even if you aren't, it makes for a good excuse.
Hm... It's always on family gatherings where they all know that I have never liked alcohol, so I beg to differ.So don't get too indignant with the people who press the issue. Nine times out of ten it's because they like you. If they didn't, they wouldn't bother.
I've never lied concerning the alcohol stuff. I *am* on a medication that forbids me to drink.lanicita wrote:It's quite possible you're allergic to it. My grandmother was. You could always use that as an excuse too, so you're not lying so much.
tiny wrote:Pain alone wasn't accepted as an excuse, but an allergy might work and I wouldn't have to bring up my other health issues. Thanks for the tip.
Hammer wrote:tiny wrote:Pain alone wasn't accepted as an excuse, but an allergy might work and I wouldn't have to bring up my other health issues. Thanks for the tip.
Just a general note: If you enjoy drinking, good for you. If you can drink without problems, good for you. If you offer someone a drink and they refuse, please don't insist. Alcohol is a dangerous and addictive substance. If someone is uncomfortable drinking or simply prefers not to, they shouldn't have to lie or come with an "acceptable" excuse. "No, thank you," should be sufficient.
CaraInFrames wrote:I thought peer pressure was a teenage issue, apparently not.

une see wrote:Cass, YOU are my favorite!
CaraInFrames wrote:More often than not I drink mineral waters when out of an evening and the number of bartenders who roll their eyes or make some sarky comment when I order as much is ridiculous, let alone any random boys who happen to be hanging around the bar. I thought peer pressure was a teenage issue, apparently not.
Parka wrote:I assume this is yours. I don't know anyone else who would put "kill a bear" on a list.
Also, I wouldn't believe anyone who's never used booze to coast through something tough, even a single event.
Belial wrote:But I have a pretty high tolerance...
Parka wrote:I assume this is yours. I don't know anyone else who would put "kill a bear" on a list.
d33p wrote:Top Ten Side Effects of Alcohol on Deep:
1) an overwhelming wanderlust leading to long walks for no apparent reason
2) an overwhelming urge to climb anything and everything, also for no reason
3) kleptomania, including objects not generally considered theft-worthy (sparkly wigs, tiki umbrellas, construction barrels, and soup kitchen signs come to mind...)
4) excessive romanticism and horrifically cheesy pick-up lines ("icanhazsloppymakeoutz?" I wish I never said that.)
5) random fora posts or MySpace messages that must be revisited the next day
6) narcissism, manifest in the illusion that I am a fabulous dancer and everyone wants to witness this
7) pole-dancing at gay barssidewalk tug-of-war
9) ???
10) PROFIT!
I want to be!Steroid wrote:Don't want to be.bigglesworth wrote:If your economic reality is a choice, then why are you not as rich as Bill Gates?
Parka wrote:I assume this is yours. I don't know anyone else who would put "kill a bear" on a list.
You are so right. Yet it seems to me, that in western culture, alcohol is kind of a maturity ritual. If you are mature, you drink. If you don't drink, you don't really belong.Hammer wrote:Pedantry aside, alcohol makes many people sick in a number of different ways. I don't feel it should be necessary for someone to provide excuses that are acceptable to someone else to not drink.
When my dad is drunk he feels the urge to sing. Loudly so. He gets very unconcentrated, too. So when he walks home, he can only walk three steps or so, before he has to stop in order to concentrate on singing. He gets very touchy-feely and sentimental, too. Unbelievably embarrassing.d33p wrote:Top Ten Side Effects of Alcohol on Deep:
[funny list of drunk behaviour]
Or perhaps my stomach is just whiny. It doesn't like fruit acids and chili, too.Axman wrote:Still, I think it's probably very, very unlikely for a person to have an alcohol allergy. It's one of those chemicals that's too small for your body to interact with, save for that it still kicks in the barbiturate effects, and that other chemicals that your liver produce turn it into sugar.(...) Gluten, sulfite, and sugar allergies are the more reasonable culprit.
*poses* I once drank a complete 1/2 jigger of De Kuyper Bessen Jenever (black currant liqueur, 20%vol.) to get shit-faced just because I wanted to(...)Also, I wouldn't believe anyone who's never used booze to coast through something tough, even a single event.(...)
d33p wrote:Top Ten Side Effects of Alcohol on Deep:
2) an overwhelming urge to climb anything and everything, also for no reason
tiny wrote:You are so right. Yet it seems to me, that in western culture, alcohol is kind of a maturity ritual. If you are mature, you drink. If you don't drink, you don't really belong.Hammer wrote:Pedantry aside, alcohol makes many people sick in a number of different ways. I don't feel it should be necessary for someone to provide excuses that are acceptable to someone else to not drink.
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