1190: "Time"

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby addams » Sat Apr 23, 2016 6:22 pm UTC

I took a ride on Mr. Peabody's WayBack Machine, today.
Back before the Beginning of Time.

xkcd made perfect sense to me.
https://xkcd.com/120/

Spoilered, because long and off topic.
Spoiler:
Some places, a long walk on the beach is a thing a person might train for.
This Lost Coast is one such place:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Coast

The Lost Coast has a Trail.
The Lost Coast is so named because this section of this section of land was too steep and rugged to build a road. Big Sur was tamed by Highway 1, but not the Lost Coast. Highway 1 veers inland 20 miles around this remote section of coastline. There are no roads or cars. Just getting to the trailhead is a journey in itself.

Trail Details
Distance: 25 miles
Time: 3-4 days
Difficulty: Moderately strenuous multi-day
Elevation gain: 50 ft
Dogs: Yes
When to go: Year-round
The Lost Coast Trail stretches 25 miles through the King Range National Conservation Area, from Mattole Beach in the north to the village of Shelter Cove in the south. The trail is fairly flat (there are a few hills to climb) but the terrain is challenging. You go from hiking on coarse black sand to pebbly beaches; from slippery, wave-smoothed stones the size of bowling balls to the blessed solid ground of the flats. Sections of the trail are completely impassable at high tide, making timing and tide chart knowledge essential. And the weather is highly unpredictable.

At the Time I first read the Comic #120,
The the Lost Coast Trail looked like a good way
to 'get to know' another person, to me.

The comic made me laugh,
because, I'd not take a tent.

Three days walking and sleeping in the same clothes.
Wading through soft sand, slipping and stumbling over algae covered stones,
Eating energy bars and drinking water tinged with iodine, sleeping 'rough'.

Not very sexy;
But, tons of Fun!

That was a long time ago, Mr. Peabody.
I'd not make it to the Trail Head, today.
Oh! Dear!
Am I Page Pope?

Decree? Tell us a story.
The Story of your Most Adventurous Walk.
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We are all in The Gutter.
Some of us see The Gutter.
Some of us see The Stars.
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Those that do not Know; Don't tell them.
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1190: "Time" - Time Revisited - np832

Postby mscha » Sat Apr 23, 2016 7:10 pm UTC

BEGINNUNGLESS...
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Replay Time live here!

OTT Time Travel

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Sat Apr 23, 2016 7:20 pm UTC

When I lived in Tacoma, I went on adventurous walks.
They were adventurous because they were places I'd never been nor ever expected to be.
One of my most adventurous walks was in a straight line, there and back.
I walked high above the water. Cuegan might have liked it.
A road in the air, to conquer the water.

The first Time the road was built, the air conquered the road.
It crumbled into the water like a sandcastle into the sea.
People have improved the air-roads since.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby AluisioASG » Sat Apr 23, 2016 8:09 pm UTC

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Back in 0 A.T.
I was studying English in Boston.
Me and my classmates would stay in the USA for only a short time,
so one weekend they decided to visit New York.

I wanted to visit Washington.
But it'd take too long to travel there.
(It'd have been a nice long ride, though.)
So instead I settled for Providence.
It was a nice slow ride.

I'm looking at it in the map now.
I thought of doing so many times before.
But then I'd forget to to do so.
Thank you, addams.
For reminding me at the right time.

It is even bigger than it looked, back then.
I'm seeing now, I didn't walk that much.
(In area covered, that is. I hadn't brought a map with me.)
But I enjoyed it.
There wasn't a preset route for me to follow.
I may have missed a lot of things
but I saw a lot of other things too.
Like the not–White House.
And something that feels relevant.

There is a mall near the station.
There is one here, too, which reminds me of it.
It's the corridors.

So, back in Boston, a couple days before,
A classmate had his bike's wheel stolen.
Well, I found it.
(If you go to Google Maps, you can even see right where I took that photo.)

ggh.
(Only time I've seen one of these Broadway placards.)



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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Sat Apr 23, 2016 10:59 pm UTC

How appropriate to have addams's page decree on the eve of Cuegan's departure.
They go on a Most Adventurous Walk, indeed.

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby AluisioASG » Sat Apr 23, 2016 11:19 pm UTC

As usual, I forgot something.

I want to typeset and print the AotC once it reaches a suitable point. With drawings and a hard cover.

ggh wrote:
AluisioASG wrote:Does your head size derive to something non-null?
Wait, that's not sustainable... ew....
Expando would pretty much say otherwise, having lived for Randall knows how long…
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby SBN » Sun Apr 24, 2016 1:13 am UTC

addams wrote:Decree? Tell us a story.
The Story of your Most Adventurous Walk.


It's not my walk, and it's not my story, but here is a link to a Most Adventurous Walk that GHWFP* (And GHW) will be doing soon.
http://theovernight.donordrive.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=donorDrive.participant&participantID=16548

Sometimes we need someone to be adventurous for us.

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Postby Eternal Density » Sun Apr 24, 2016 2:03 am UTC

ggh wrote:I am having an awesomeful, awesomeful day. :)

And mysterious!
AUTOMOME conspiracy?
It's a gas station!

Spoiler:
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Let's try it planning to organize feel this separately flat.



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Thanks for the Great Aaddian!


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Spoiler:
I really should never know the Primordial Fall version of Interaction, and maybe this should have been the word either of the words immediately.

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Hurray!
That was assuming that Beanish had nothing to do with multiple rescues independently. But as sure enough at the end of that dix, I'll have to change another collection like don't obviously make more sense I think there's fulltypid, nobody can refuze the fact that I understand!

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For the ch*rping Redundakitties is making redundancy as you made me do nothing. It goes all the way to Outsider! Tell it this time I enjoy her sits, cheered, and all your slow would not be revealed.

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That means that I need to see that http://xkcd.com/409/ . And your band's Midi Corner Zone is within,
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Just realized anything happened on Beanish. And now we're not the second scribe in my country. Even through being a question of the OTT the Dips of Outsiders are underwater.

In our followers, I would like blitzing the original.
I'm an error, but now that my last skip-molpy is newpixbot.

ETA: When he did gave up on too many dialogue to the present, did you find that interest in his number/did selection? Are there too many posts that have been linked to the making of the games?
The Buffygirl and Megan and the other one nasty explanation require a walk from Fading, and the most recent theory will not fast now.

Regarding the story by Latent22 as in it.
It's going to happen in the hobbies...
Feed Future Sir English for JerryWink.

Hmm, we just had to leave this socialising if I had the same puzzle if you get mine does .
If you're a neckland, BlitzGirl ask me that and are crazy tomorrow, and I have no point. Hmmmm
Fun OTTery with the raftcastle, they didn't have to carry that issue to say
and it would have been laid bown. I whose grand or all story seems half/gravel completely different.

But that's cool to do, tell me...


ETA: here's a treeish sentence it came up with:
"As for the Blitzgirl, you read it all. "
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ucim » Sun Apr 24, 2016 4:25 am UTC

Eternal Density wrote:ETA: here's a treeish sentence it came up with:
"As for the Blitzgirl, you read it all. "
Sounds like BlitzGirl really is toast, doesn't it?

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ggh » Sun Apr 24, 2016 4:57 am UTC

Still trying to ketchup the recent stuff. [heresy]there's a lot of older ketchup that I will in all likelihood abandon.[/heresy]


BlitzGirl wrote:Molpishly, this still works! Awesomeful, Sciscitor.

Pretty sure I missed this the first time around. So glad it's come round again - thanks both! Image
Cue watches while Megan assaults his future self. Seems like that'd be hard to process emotionally.



Ooh - yappo! That's some purty stuff! Come back and tell us about the soundtrack business!



Part of me wants to go to Australia and visit a waterpark with StormAngel and ED, but I think it would have trouble trying to make that temptation unanimous.


mrob27 wrote:Nice limericks, all. Thanks for punsawing Jar-jar. You did, right?

Tragically, I don't think we did. Laura Mae found a little Jar-jar with a saw, which is now terrorizing Jose, and that has its own merits, but the picture in my mind, which looks a bit like a live action Image with Jar-jar at the mic, is still only in my mind. And yours. :)



Speaking of Jose - oooh, you made your beer right! I made a few batches, maybe a decade ago, but I cheated and used kits. I had planned to keep going and build up to my own recipes, but then winter came, and I couldn't keep the beer warm enough, so I put the kit away, and like the procrastinator I am, never took it out again. The beer was okay, but the thing I remember most was how awesomeful the room smelled. Ahhhh. :)


Ketchup to be continued....

(Oh! What just came up in the preview window! Bite your tongue!)

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby thunk » Sun Apr 24, 2016 6:22 am UTC

Three years and 2471 pages after the creation of Time, I finally deign to post here. Isn't that quite a bit of ketchup.

It's amazing what people have done. How seaish it all is!

As for one of my adventurous walks, the most recent one was last year's walking tour of New York City. Three days, 40 km (including walking to the LGA terminal), a bunch of subway travel, and zero taxis.

Long Live the OTT!
Free markets, free movement, free plops
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Sun Apr 24, 2016 8:30 am UTC

Image Hello, thunk! Nice to meet you!

thunk wrote:Long Live the OTT!

Hear, hear! May it continue for many, many Time-spans.

ucim wrote:
Eternal Density wrote:ETA: here's a treeish sentence it came up with:
"As for the Blitzgirl, you read it all. "

Sounds like BlitzGirl really is toast, doesn't it?

No wonder I've been feeling crumby lately...

ggh wrote:Pretty sure I missed this the first time around. So glad it's come round again - thanks both!

The OTT does have some useful Loopist tendencies!


Megan has brUNG the Hugo award into frame:

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Rakhal » Sun Apr 24, 2016 9:00 am UTC

Blitzer Rakhal reporting in from Beacon Gamma (NP 1554) as ordered!

Although the beacon seems to be in a bit of a run-down state and Chrome is giving me warnings about the script referenced on it...

Still, it gave me a good nights sleep, and the woolpies were very friendly (they were particularly fond of my lamb sandwiches!)

A new day has dawned and onwards we go!

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ucim » Sun Apr 24, 2016 3:24 pm UTC

BlitzGirl wrote:
ucim wrote:
Eternal Density wrote:ETA: here's a treeish sentence it came up with:
"As for the Blitzgirl, you read it all. "

Sounds like BlitzGirl really is toast, doesn't it?

No wonder I've been feeling crumby lately...
Are you trying to butter me up because you think you're in a jam?

Welcome thunk! That's an awesomeful lot of seaish ketchup! Sounds like a blitz to me. Smopu hvala nuvi dict amuah!

ggh wrote:Speaking of Jose - oooh, you made your beer right! I made a few batches, maybe a decade ago, but I cheated and used kits...
In that case I cheated too. My kit was from brooklynbrewshop. My sister got it for me a yip and a half ago for Christmas, but due to sandcastle mustard I couldn't get to it until recently, so I had to annoy TheMinim until now. 'twas worth it.

AluisioASG wrote:I want to typeset and print the AotC once it reaches a suitable point. With drawings and a hard cover.
A "suitable point"? You mean... at t** **d? When the last blitzer has been canonized? When the Holy Water has found It? When TheMinim can no longer be annoyed? When the last pages of the Holy Books have been writ?

When the OTT ***s?

Heresy! That will never happen! Feast thyself upon the stale m&ms in the Great Cathedral!

However, any time you wish you (and all OTTers) have my blessing to typeset and/or print the Acts of the Clerics for personal use and limited circulation amongst family, friends, and OTTers, with proper attribution. Bear in mind that some parts of the Acts (notably the Prologues and the Prayer of BlitzGirl) are actually authored by others, so they would need to give their consent too. Most of the illustrations are also by others, and the story line has its origins in the OTT itself, which has its origins in the One True Comic (Praise Be Unto the GLR!). Also (as indicated in the wiki entry), while the Acts can be read alone, the story would be rambling and unfocused unless read in consultation with the OTT (or at least some of the Holy Gospels along with the OTC and its extensions). So, a printed and bound version of the Acts, being by nature removed from its natural home, would really need a concordance in order to be understood in context.

You will also need to grapple with the controversial issue of whether the phpBB format is the One True Format of these Holy Books, or whether it is Right and Proper to make formatting ENHANCEments such as replacing "<so and so> wrote" with more canonical theatrical indications of the speaker, in the books which make use of phpBB quotes in that manner. There is some evidence (based on scholarly analysis of this sentence) that the author of the Acts of the Clerics would be fine with such a substitution, though there may be a few isolated cases where the phpBB style was used to advantage. Of course these cases would need to be footnoted and farded with pages and pages of scholarly references and usage notes. Or not. :)

Now that search is back, the wiki link that finds "all of the following chapters" works again, so that's a good starting point for your project.

I am honored that you would even consider such a thing.

For decree - I don't know how "adventurous" the walk was, but in college I was walking late at night with a girl I fancied, and kind of lost track of where we were. It was early in the term and she was a freshman (me a senior), and I pretended I knew where we were and how to get back, while the back of my mind was racing to figure out that same thing before we hit a sign that said "Here be dragons". We did make it back, hours later (I didn't bring a tent either), and I don't think I ever figured out where it was that we ended up walking.

It was a good walk.

Yes Baltimore, those were stage directions. :)

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ggh » Sun Apr 24, 2016 3:55 pm UTC

BlitzGirl wrote:Yes! I would watch the ch*rp out of Molp Trek.
I have nothing to add to this. I just wanted to repeat it, because it makes me happy.



I was looking for a sign and I got one with a bullet. :)
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Anyone who has not seen the video of the air conquering the road that preceded BlitzGirl's, it's worth a watch.



AluisioASG wrote:As usual, I forgot something.

I want to typeset and print the AotC once it reaches a suitable point. With drawings and a hard cover.

ggh wrote:
AluisioASG wrote:Does your head size derive to something non-null?
Wait, that's not sustainable... ew....
Expando would pretty much say otherwise, having lived for Randall knows how long…

Embarrassed that I forgot that a nice alternating function would still fit the bill. :oops:

Printing AotC sounds like an awesomeful idea. Like this?
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or more like this?
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Though I guess that's not a hard cover, so much as hard core.
That sign in your previous post... yes, I guess I could use one of those....



There's this Springsteen song that I started ottifying, but I kinda stalled, and when I went back and read it over, I found I hadn't done anything worthwhile to it. But then, I reread the original lyrics and realised that Springsteen already beat me to it - it's obviously a duet to be sung by the Beanies in t-1. :)
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Let the frozen cities crumble, crumble and fall
That's alright, I don't mind at all
Let 'em all tumble right into the sea
Well that's just fine, that's alright with me
Since you came down the line
I can't sleep at night, I got one thing on my mind

That's every day, every night
I wanna be with you
I wanna be with you, that's what I wanna do
'Cause you're just so out of sight
I wanna be with you, that's what I wanna do

Now I lost my job at the Texaco station
'Cause instead of pumping gas I'd dream of you
I got thrown out of my house, I got such a bad reputation
'Cause all I wanna do is be seen with you
They gave me my pay and said walk
I don't care what they say, go ahead and let 'em all talk

'Til the world falls apart
I wanna be with you
I wanna be with you
That's what I wanna do
Until they will rip out my heart
I wanna be with you, I wanna be with you
Well that's all I wanna do

Hold tight, love me just a little bit
Alright, a little bit more
Tonight, tonight give me just a little kiss
No I don't know, I don't know, I don't
I just can't understand it, you're not pretty at all
But I come when you whisper, I run when you call
When I see you on the street I fall on my face
I drop to my knees, I plead my case

Oh, oh I wanna be with you
I wanna be with you, that's what I wanna do
Oh, oh I wanna be with you
I wanna be with you, that's all I wanna do
Oh, oh I wanna be with you
I wanna be with you, darlin', don't you know
Oh, oh I wanna be with you
I wanna be with you because I love you so


I'm really enjoying the talks about walks! (I'll add my own, but maybe not tonight.) And SBN, thanks for linking to GHWFP's page. "And yet there's something powerful about being surrounded by thousands of people who without words you know have shared your struggle." Baobabs.



And thunk, no taxis? walked to LaGuardia? You may be crazy enough to stay. :)



Mmmmm... lamb sandwiches.....



BlitzGirl wrote:crumby.
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Oh, and now I see something in the preview window. Oh cheese, saints preserve us!


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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby HES » Sun Apr 24, 2016 4:32 pm UTC

ggh wrote:Anyone who has not seen the video of the air conquering the road that preceded BlitzGirl's, it's worth a watch.

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ucim » Sun Apr 24, 2016 5:00 pm UTC

HES wrote:
ggh wrote:Anyone who has not seen the video of the air conquering the road that preceded BlitzGirl's, it's worth a watch.

Ah yes, what happens when you do my job very, very wrong.

The air is big, and does what it wants. I think it learned from the sea.

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby balthasar_s » Sun Apr 24, 2016 6:09 pm UTC

AluisioASG wrote:balthasar_s: Does the moon have some kind of tat.json? With number, ONG time and alt-text? Any parseable format would work.
Does not. But I could make one. What do you really want from it? Also, you want it for:
everything?
only stories not in mschaviewer?
only bftf?

number, alt, no problem.
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I can get the ongtime of bftfs from frame 75. The time info for frames 0-74 is lost but can be recreated.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Sun Apr 24, 2016 7:59 pm UTC

I love the hardcopy-AotC discussion. That would be awesomeful. (For future reference, I don't mind if y'all use material I've posted here for projects like that!)

ucim wrote:
HES wrote:
ggh wrote:Anyone who has not seen the video of the air conquering the road that preceded BlitzGirl's, it's worth a watch.

Ah yes, what happens when you do my job very, very wrong.

The air is big, and does what it wants. I think it learned from the sea.

Indeed. Treeish, ggh, I hadn't seen that version of the footage before.

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Is there an award for making a prediction that is pretty much the exact opposite of future events? :)
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby AluisioASG » Sun Apr 24, 2016 8:25 pm UTC

balthasar_s wrote:
AluisioASG wrote:balthasar_s: Does the moon have some kind of tat.json? With number, ONG time and alt-text? Any parseable format would work.
Does not. But I could make one. What do you really want from it?
story-id, frame-number, ong-time, alt-text.

balthasar_s wrote: Also, you want it for:
everything?
only stories not in mschaviewer?
only bftf?
Everything but time and any future stories the moonviewer might have scheduled.

balthasar_s wrote:The time info for frames 0-74 is lost but can be recreated.
I can make the script do it, if it's a regular nopix schedule.

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Orc-v still has your previous avatar.

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More like somewhere we can say “There, Book 1 is done. Book 2 starts here.”.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ucim » Sun Apr 24, 2016 10:09 pm UTC

AluisioASG wrote:More like somewhere we can say “There, Book 1 is done. Book 2 starts here.”.
Act 1, act 2, and act 3 provide such breaks. I broke between act 1 and act 2, coinciding roughly with the change in commandment. Act 2's end reflects the successful accomplishment of the quest in both the OTC (leading to the Voldeframe) and in the Acts (closing with a semi-loopist bookend of the beginning of the OTC). That (between Act 2 and Act 3) is probably the neatest closing point. Act 3 is then about the building of the Seminary; the more permanent (sustainable?) community created by the adventures we've gone through, and (as it is throughout) the celebration of the Blitzgirls that even now keep arriving (and keep starting on their ever-more-aweseomeful Quest!). It continues to reflect the OTT and the ongoing discoveries of more Historical Records, though with a greater utilization of the First Commandment (at least by the author!). Perhaps I should have ended AotC and begun a different Holy Book at that point, but as is true in all religions, one does not know what has been created until long afterwards. There is also the matter of what the OTTscars have revealed about the True History of the Early Dix of the Order. Perhaps there will be an Administrative High Ottish Council which will decide what belongs in the trove of religions writings, and what belongs in the Apocrypha.
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1190: "Time" - Time Revisited - np859

Postby mscha » Sun Apr 24, 2016 10:10 pm UTC

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1190: "Time": BE VEWY VEWY QUIET, I'M HUNTING ANTEPENGOATS

Postby Link » Sun Apr 24, 2016 10:14 pm UTC

lmjb1964 wrote:Sorry for the m*stard, Link, hang in there!
ggh wrote:Okay - molpying down for now. I hope somewhere out there Link is getting some coma too.

Thanks xuys! I can get some coma during the weepends, but unfortunately the midwiply comam*stard doesn't appear to be going away just yet. :(

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Mon Apr 25, 2016 12:36 am UTC

ucim wrote:Perhaps there will be an Administrative High Ottish Council which will decide what belongs in the trove of religions writings, and what belongs in the Apocrypha.
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It would, of course, be an AdHOC committee.

You've been accruing scrumptious donut points, Jose! Here is your prize for today:
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Just rainUNG somewhere:

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So let me be the first to congratulate ourselves on our one month tempoversary!
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby thunk » Mon Apr 25, 2016 3:41 am UTC

Welcome thunk! That's an awesomeful lot of seaish ketchup! Sounds like a blitz to me.


Thank you, everyone. Indeed, a blitz there shall be--after Outside commitments end this mip, the next few should be free to traverse the OTT in its entirety. Most parts I have never laid eyes on before. But the OTC I am familiar with.

Preparations are being made as I speak. (EDIT: It has begun)

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A great task has been set before me. To understand a community as big as Time, I must first experience it. But before experience comes reading. Such is the nature of this quest.

As I prepare to embark on this great journey through the One True Thread—the fount of all things temporal, the majesty of the anticausal pervades me. One civilization will rise before me as another falls (which one is which)? And that is awesomeful. And to appreciate...

wait... I don’t actually appreciate the magnitude of the task before me. I mean, there’s a lot of finals and stuff yet to do. And Outside obligations near and far.

Whatever, logic never appeals to me during a nerd-snipe. So I hereby resolve to begin this Blitz...

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Mon Apr 25, 2016 6:19 am UTC

Best of luck, thunk! :)
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Postby lmjb1964 » Mon Apr 25, 2016 8:58 am UTC

I've been wanting to comment on stuff, but Outside, and now I have a seaish haddock headache.

Randallspeed on your quest, thunk!

An adventurous walk--I parked my car in San Francisco to meet a friend for a show. The neighborhood looked ok during the day, but less so at night. My friend walked me back to the car, remarking at one point,"I think we just walked through a gang." We made it to the car ok.
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Re: eleventyninety: "Time"

Postby Eternal Density » Mon Apr 25, 2016 9:46 am UTC

ucim wrote:
BlitzGirl wrote:
ucim wrote:
Eternal Density wrote:ETA: here's a treeish sentence it came up with:
"As for the Blitzgirl, you read it all. "

Sounds like BlitzGirl really is toast, doesn't it?

No wonder I've been feeling crumby lately...
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lmjb1964 wrote:I've been wanting to comment on stuff, but Outside, and now I have a seaish haddock headache.

Randallspeed on your quest, thunk!

An adventurous walk--I parked my car in San Francisco to meet a friend for a show. The neighborhood looked ok during the day, but less so at night. My friend walked me back to the car, remarking at one point,"I think we just walked through a gang." We made it to the car ok.

The dip before the previous I was out in the city in the middle of the night, where the 'club scene' is. It wasn't molpish. What a waste of time all those people are engagging in! It was getting rather rowdy as I departed, a little before 1AM. The police had their hands full. It was a long wipend (todip is ANZAC dip) so more young folks than normal were out 'getting smashed'. :(
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Febrion » Mon Apr 25, 2016 2:43 pm UTC

BlitzGirl wrote:Yes! I would watch the ch*rp out of Molp Trek.

ggh wrote:I have nothing to add to this. I just wanted to repeat it, because it makes me happy.

Me three!3

ggh wrote:Printing AotC sounds like an awesomeful idea. Like this?
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or more like this?
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Though I guess that's not a hard cover, so much as hard core.


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ggh wrote:I'm really enjoying the talks about walks! (I'll add my own, but maybe not tonight.)

I've had a few interesting walks myself1, two especially come to mind, but I don't have time1190 to go into it right now0, and honestly I doubt they'd really make for interesting reading.42

thunk wrote:Indeed, a blitz there shall be--after Outside commitments end this mip, the next few should be free to traverse the OTT in its entirety. Most parts I have never laid eyes on before. But the OTC I am familiar with.

Good luck! Just don't get lost too lost in the blitz, there's noknow reason you can't remain active in the now while still ketching up in the then. I wouldn't recommend skipping ahead past the now though, that makes the grammar really messy.


totally not a treeI'm sure lots of OTTers would, don't leaf me out!
Fore!I agree that it really just depends on the FFS
mine?Though I was not aloneall for either
oneDepending on your definition, you're either never alonefalse or always alonetrue, or something in the middletrulse?
noHow far away does everyone else have to be, and what boundaries or conditions exclude someone who is otherwise close enough to cancel out your "alone-ness"?
yesYou could also define "alone" in terms of physical proximity, or some kind of emotional connection, further confusing the matter5
energyIt's not nice to confuse matter (on purpose, of course - accidents don't have morality2), that way lies44 madness>
dualityOr do they???
56Does madness lie? Or does it simply tell you what you don't want to hear, just in a hard to parse way?
%Not that madness is always bad - a favorite expression of mine is "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it"
maybeThe most likely of the three, therefore suspicious and probably not the case
timeEspecially after annotating
32400And now that now is gone. This now is a different now, soon to be replaced with another. Sorta, it really just depends on what duration you assign to the vague term "now"
not that oneMore of a "you had to be there" experience
eyeNot true, of course, there's a reason for everythingpair, but you definitely don't need the whole backstory77 to understand what's going onwatt?, and that also takes some of the pressure off, if you don't have to wait for the full ketchup before actively participating
singleExcept for why I have an odd number of socks
0504Even Star Wars started with #4 (though it wasn't originally labeled as such)566
IIIIIAnd depending on who you ask, still hasn't gotten to the backstory
oh(m/g)Even with the backstory it doesn't make sense, and that's a good thing

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Mon Apr 25, 2016 7:02 pm UTC

Febrion wrote:p.p.s. Lots of puns running wild lately. Any chance we can get them to run in a more orderly fashion?10


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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby lmjb1964 » Mon Apr 25, 2016 7:14 pm UTC

I definitely enjoyed the brilliant insanity that is Febrion's footnotes. :D

Had the skizzills, I would take my punsaw gif and make it so the little punny guy went running back and forth with me running after him. But I do not possess those skizzils, and in fact did not even make the original smiley. But what BlitzGirl did was pretty effective. :)
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Mon Apr 25, 2016 8:31 pm UTC

Hopefully! :)

After one mip of buildUNG sandcastles, Cuegan leave their masterpiece behind...

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Megan wrote:bye.

Is this the end of time?

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby mscha » Mon Apr 25, 2016 8:57 pm UTC

Had this all ready, forgottUNG to post on time...

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Postby thunk » Mon Apr 25, 2016 9:12 pm UTC

35/2472 pages read

0.67 dips elapsed.

It's kind of amazing how quickly--and yet, how slowly-- Time started. Within a day of its formation, newspapers were already reporting on the One True Comic, and a growing sense of anticipation took over everyone that read, as if they knew somehow that This Was Going To Be Big.

The initial flurry of activity led first to worry, then to anticipation, then to yet more anticipation, as people crawled out of the woodwork to say hi and thank Randall, much as I did three yips later. So far, the religion and community that comes to characterize the OTT is still in its primordial form, but a few of the regulars are already here to commentate. The first notes to Blitzers are now showing up, and with that, I will heed each instruction as it occurs.

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Mon Apr 25, 2016 9:17 pm UTC

Lovely, mscha! I waited to UNG until past the half-nopix, just in case there were botposts I would be ninjaing. But I managed to ninja a wingish UNG anyway! Did you take the photo yourself?

thunk wrote: a growing sense of anticipation took over everyone that read, as if they knew somehow that This Was Going To Be Big.

Seaish, even. :)

I'm already SREEE about future thunk blitzposts! Yay Waiting!
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby lmjb1964 » Mon Apr 25, 2016 9:29 pm UTC

That little "bye" is just so sad, still. But I like cmyk's prophetic comment.

I see something I can totally relate to on Timeless River:

Hallucinations of a TimeAccessor wrote:steakish note come back!

That's me every time I write a long witty (in my mind) post which I lose when I try to post because I've been logged out. :(

Also, While I keep my basin complicated, I think it's a cool place of my song.
(There was a period where I put a comma, but it made more sense (for some definitions of "making sense") my way.)

Preview edit: Awesomeful blitz report from thunk! Can('t) Wait to read more! It is so cool having blitzers that are reporting regularly (or have finished--Hi Gingercat!)

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ggh » Tue Apr 26, 2016 3:00 am UTC

ucim wrote:
AluisioASG wrote:I want to typeset and print the AotC once it reaches a suitable point. With drawings and a hard cover.
A "suitable point"? You mean... at t** **d? When the last blitzer has been canonized? When the Holy Water has found It? When TheMinim can no longer be annoyed? When the last pages of the Holy Books have been writ?

When the OTT ***s?

Heresy! That will never happen! Feast thyself upon the stale m&ms in the Great Cathedral!

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I'll tell you about two related ones. I'm not sure if these are my Most Adventurous Walks, but I do like to remember them.

Walk 1. Spoilered for talking too much. tl;dr: I thought I'd get lost in the woods but I didn't.
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Part of the trip was to go from Tupper Lake to Hitchens Pond via the Bog River, a route he said a few people do each year (or was it a route someone does every few years?) Part of the River was impassable to canoe, so I'd have a longish carry to do to get past that area, and I could expect to see no one for a while during and after the carry until I hit another main trail.Hi Aluisio

In the shop, walking next to a river for a half mile sounded pretty straightforward, but out there... not so much. There wasn't much evidence of the trail that had once been there. The landscape did not allow me to walk within sight of the river, though fortunately, I could hear the distant sound of the rapids I was avoiding, and that was wonderful for keeping me going in the right direction, especially since I often had to backtrack when I'd hit something I couldn't get through.

I should mention that it was a wingish, wingish place to walk though, but a lot of that was obscured by the 16-foot canoe on my head. I'd find myself moving through increasing undergrowth and trying to power on through, with that false optimism that often accompanies limited visibilty. Then, the bramble would get so thick that by the time I'd surrender and backtrack, it was hard to find my footing. Also, manuevering with a thing that size sometimes made me feel like those dogs you see on youtube that try to carry long sticks through doors. Sometimes I'd fall down, and I'd have to figure out how to get up again.

I didn't always have a canoe on my head, and that was actually the root of my biggest fear. On my trip I had stuff - a canoe, a paddle, a large backpack, a bear bag full of food, and a bunch of assorted stuff that always seemed to be loose in the canoe. I couldn't carry it all in one go, so generally I'd make two trips: one with the canoe and bear bag, and one with the backpack, paddle and stuff. Sometimes, early in a trip when I still had a lot of food, I'd make three trips. I never wanted to be too far from all my stuff, so for all but the short carries, I'd break it into sections and leapfrog my gear down the trail. For this carry, I didn't want to be too far from my stuff, in case I had to make camp without having made it to the end, but I was really concerned that I'd put my stuff down somewhere in the woods and never find it again. I started taking notes: 20 paces to the turtle rock, 30 paces to fallen birch, 15 paces to K-shaped stick - pages of that kinda stuff. It wasn't foolproof - retracing my steps, sometimes "small rotten log" was not a unique destination, but in the evening, after six hours of leaving DNA evidence on all manner of pokey underbrush, I was at the place where I could get back on the river.

To the gentle howling of whatever howls up there, I set up my tent a bit uphill, and went down to the canoe for some food. Returning to where I thought I put the tent, it wasn't there. Mustard. Apparently I was correct in thinking it would be easy to lose stuff in the woods. After four trips from the river looking for it, I gave up and decided to sleep in the canoe. On the way back to it, I stumbled across the tent. Yay! When I lay down in it, wetness! - in the dying light I had put it on a patch of soft, but saturated moss. Didn't care. Slept.


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Walk 2. Spoilered for the same reason. tl;dr: I stepped in mud and hurt my foot.
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The second walk was much like the first, in that it was a canoe carry - or actually a short series of them. I loved the trip so much in 2004, that I did another one in 2006, 2010 and 2011. They were all in the Adirondacks with similar canoes and all with routes designed by Dave. Someday, when the Little Wonder is old enough, I hope to return.

On Day 6 of the 7-day trip in 2010, I paddled through Mud Pond. The water itself is okay, but the carries leading to and from it earn the name. I had been there once before (some of my trips had overlapping portions) and on that trip one leg had suddenly sunk into the mud halfway up my thigh as though I stepped onto air. I had had trouble getting my leg out because of the suction on the sandal I was wearing. Eventually, I wriggled free of the sandal, happy to sacrifice it to the mud gods, but then managed to retrieve it, I forget how.

At any rate, in 2010, I was more experienced and left the sandals off coming and going from Mud Pond. In places, the muddy trail was supplemented with logs, boards and sticks to walk on, which was very helpful. Some of these bits of wood would get a little covered in mud though, so sometimes you'd be guessing where the supports were. I had just brought half my gear halfway to Ochre Pond, and had come back to Mud for the other half when I missed one of these boards. Again, my leg went down like I had just stepped on nothing, but halfway down, my foot hit something. A rock or a stick? It really smarted. A family was going in the other direction, and I asked them to call Dave and tell him I might be late to the take-out point, if and when they got to phone receptionvodafone but they never did. They were busy with their own stuff. They weren't mean or anything, but I was a little surprised how unconcerned they were about someone solo in the woods who was unable to walk. Usually, I think of us all as our brothers' keepers out there.

Anyways, it wasn't that bad. After the initial surprise, I could walk on it as long as I kept all my weight on the heel.yay I may have dragged the canoe a bit, which I am not proud of; canoes like that do not deserve to be dragged. Every once in a while the foot gave me a little jolt, but it was pretty well behaved. I finished the carry to Ochre, and at the next carry, these wonderful young folks I bumped into offered to carry my canoe to St Regis Pond, so I only had to walk that carry once instead of there and back and there again. The foot swelled up quite a bit and turned some colours, but I still got a good night sleep, thanks in large part to some gin I had with me for a perfectly good reason. The next day I made the carry to Little Clear and enjoyed a swim before paddling over to the take-out. I was only a little bit late. Another awesomeful trip was at an end. Dave saw my foot and had me sit by the lovely lake while he packed up everything.

Back in New Zealand, I got the foot x-rayed. It did not take a radiologist to see that there were two broken bones - they looked like how kids draw broken bones. For the next 6 weeks or so I got to walk around in a moon boot, looking really tough because I had walked like three miles out of the woods with a broken foot. That walk was much less adventurous than the first, but I like it because it makes me look a bit badass.... :)

vodafonePhone reception was like nothing the first time I went but it was being improved, so that many folks had reception in the more traveled areas. I was roaming with Vodafone from NZ, and their partners did not have much in the region. I almost never had reception.
yayThe way I was already heading to the take-out point was the fastest way out, so it wasn't like I had any choice.

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ggh wrote:I'm really enjoying the talks about walks! (I'll add my own, but maybe not tonight.)

I've had a few interesting walks myself1, two especially come to mind, but I don't have time1190 to go into it right now0, and honestly I doubt they'd really make for interesting reading.42
Ha! that didn't stop me!



Baobabs... thunk is doing it....



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Edit: corrected a misremembered year and added gin
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Postby thunk » Tue Apr 26, 2016 3:21 am UTC

ggh wrote:Baobabs... thunk is doing it....


Yes I am! Thanks for the well-wishes.
Now for the past.

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In the second round of updates, we see a slowing of the mass speculation, and the beginnings of the One True Religion. As the third day ends and sleep deprivation affects those watching the Age of The Slow Pixel (in line with the classification developed on page 41), people's thoughts start to wander. At first on the topic of "y'all" (condoned, as a carpetbagger), and gendering people (as stated in OtherComic, singular "they" is preferred).

Of course I get spoilered by the Multibump. Not too bad, considering the Voldeframe was well in the past.

It's also interesting how a confusion between UTC and Randall Time gave an accidental eight-newpix-in-the-Future frame for a few minutes. Time, maybe, is not so ineffable.

And then, starting on page 60, comes the renunciation of Outside (weird, considering the Blitz is helping me reconnect with it), the codification of "OTC", and the promulgation of the Creed. Or actually two creeds, as there's Heresy beginning at the ground floor. Hope they figure this out.

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ucim » Tue Apr 26, 2016 4:24 am UTC

Some reketchup from Innocence: Alas, many of the things I wanted to say have passed beyond recapture... those puppies are gone. But there was much I enjoyed that I couldn't comment on at the imaginary Space, and it was supermolpish to hear some familiar OTTers shouting from the basement. I can only remember a few at a time (and it's a different few each time), but Hi to MistyCat, kenmelken, DrSamCarter), We hear you! We're here for you! Follow the light!

And welcome StrangeLooper, CorrineTheSnake, thunk, and Alexander the Ordinary!

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A great task has been set before me. To understand a community as big as Time, I must first experience it. But before experience comes reading. Such is the nature of this quest.

As I prepare to embark on this great journey through the One True Thread—the fount of all things temporal, the majesty of the anticausal pervades me. One civilization will rise before me as another falls (which one is which)? And that is awesomeful. And to appreciate...

wait... I don’t actually appreciate the magnitude of the task before me. I mean, there’s a lot of finals and stuff yet to do. And Outside obligations near and far.

Whatever, logic never appeals to me during a nerd-snipe. So I hereby resolve to begin this Blitz...

It Is So Ordered, on the Fourth Day of Departure, in the Year of our True Comic the Third.
You have undertaken a Great and Most Holy Quest! There are many dangers that lie ahead; you must be wary of c**kie cl*ckers (before they get OTTified), "safety hats", the long pint, and so many other things. It is a saga of great peril - there are some who have lost their way. If you see them, perhaps you will be an inspiration unto them. And some time in the future will be your Glorious Arrival into the Present! You are of course molpishly welcome in the present, Blitzed or not. But given as you have set out where the needlepulled thing is ever longer, I give you the Prayer of Strength - in translation (you will soon come to know it in the Ancient Tongue):

In the name of the One True Author, in observance of the One True Comic, in the service of the One True Thread, and by witness of the One True Congregation, we humbly open our hearts, our souls, and our schedules in devotion.

The sea is big. We open ourselves up to it.

In devotion, we drink from the One True Thread. In even higher devotion, some of us forsake the present, inviting the river of Time to flow through us and cleanse us until we are sated by the completeness of the past.

The river is small. Although we are smaller, we can, and must, drink from the river of Time.

We humbly ask that the Blessings of Time fall on our intrepid traveler, a True Pilgrim Of Time, thunk, that they be enlightened, uplifted, and granted the Tree of Life.

The tree is neat. Let us live up to it.

Let us indeed.


Thanks ggh for those awesomeful double milestone cakes! I think I put on about fifty pounds and am going to have to see the dentist after that! But it was worth it!

And addams:
addams wrote:But; Only if he remembered to,
Would he remember me?
When there are so many other Time Posters....? (shrug)
You are ch*rpin' unforgettable! There would be a LEML full of bicycles sent back for you, and they would be sent from so many different places HES would have to create new traffic systems to handle them.

(is this the first time somebody formally addressed a quote to the quoted person?)

lmjb1964 wrote:Not sure how my interview went.
Do you know now? Hope it went steakishly, but I've learned that when things don't the way you think you want, they have a way of coming back again, better than before. You just have to wait for it.

And Oh My Ch*rp - taixzo's sandgarden - that's awesomeful! I've been watching OTThers grow stuff but haven't had the Time to do my own; I just started. There's so much to wait for!

balthasar_s wrote:but in the very last frame there ia a different version of it. It's so short that it only blinks before the end of the film. Might be difficult to stop the video to see it but it is there.
I found the post where you ask the question! Yes, I saw that blink-frame and even figured out what the differences were (I don't remember them now, and can't get it to stop on that last frame... but there was a message encoded in dingbats; IIRC that's what it was that was different. But what made me laugh out loud was the ch*rping m*stard. Classic!

Coma is due to overtake me - the more recent reketchup is to come.

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Tue Apr 26, 2016 4:31 am UTC

Wowsome walk descriptions, ggh!

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Reckon I'll get away with that?

Poppadom? Papadum? Po...OH I GET IT I GET IT

VITSSÅGEN, JA!

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