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Postby Hawknc » Mon Feb 12, 2007 4:10 am UTC

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Patent office beats free energy (it won't look at any free energy/perpetual motion designs).

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Postby paige42 » Mon Feb 12, 2007 4:23 am UTC

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You can, however, get a patent for a "circular transportation facilitation device".
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Postby Mathmagic » Mon Feb 12, 2007 4:27 am UTC

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Wheel with sweet rims beats crappy wood
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Postby yy2bggggs » Mon Feb 12, 2007 4:30 am UTC

In the year 3000, wheels are obsolete.
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Postby 3.14159265... » Mon Feb 12, 2007 4:33 am UTC

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Simpsons pwn Futarama
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Postby Verysillyman » Mon Feb 12, 2007 4:36 am UTC

no it doesn't.

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Postby Detritus » Mon Feb 12, 2007 4:40 am UTC

Then I thought, "Man, I should have just said 'yeah.' "

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Postby hermaj » Mon Feb 12, 2007 4:40 am UTC

Verysillyman wrote:no it doesn't.


QFT.

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Postby 3.14159265... » Mon Feb 12, 2007 4:41 am UTC

k if u wanna be in denial that simpsons is not a MUCH better show than futurama. then:

Simpsons will be viewed by extraterrestrial beings earlier than futurama, if they do...
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Postby yy2bggggs » Mon Feb 12, 2007 4:44 am UTC

Remember the episode where Bart takes the cherries out of chocolate covered cherries and replaces it with two month old mayonnaise?
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[Edit:]This thread is about pwning, not worshipping. The winners post something obscure, extreme, unexpected, or extremely appropriate yet creative, and not generic--it's kind of like yo momma contests. Those who are just using this as an excuse to say "Digimon is way better than Yugioh" clearly do not understand the point.
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Postby paige42 » Mon Feb 12, 2007 4:45 am UTC

Well in that case, this guy is the first tv the extraterrestrials will see:

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(according to Contact, at least... but Carl Sagan wouldn't lie, would he?)


EDIT: Oops, too late.
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Postby TheTankengine » Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:43 am UTC

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Postby yy2bggggs » Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:48 am UTC

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J. R. Bob Dobbs is Time Magazine's top fraud of the 20th century.

What an interesting story too. Turns out Time magazine was going to do this top x of the century for a number of categories online around the y2k. Top Fraud was one of the categories. L. Ron Hubbard was near the top of this list, until allegedly a threat from the church of scientology got Time to drop his name.

Time magazine, at this point, showed a disclaimer on the polls that stated that religious figures were immune to the top fraud of the century polls--a shill of a reason. Nevertheless, the Church of the Subgenius had J. R. Bob Dobbs listed in the polls, and for some reason, his name was not removed. Instead of the Subgenii "taking it off", they were the ones promoting Bob's presence in the polls, and from here Bob Dobbs took off, hitting first place.

So it turned out Time magazine was conned by the greatest con ever to exist--J. R. Bob Dobbs, who does not even exist--to be listed as the Top Fraud of the Century. You can find Time Magazine's official comments on the matter somewhere on the web, and they spin this to make it look like they are aware of this fact, but, well, hindsight is everything I guess.

And yes, I remember voting for Dobbs here.
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Postby hermaj » Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:51 am UTC

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No-one I know reads your little "Time" magazine anyway!

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Postby Gordon » Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:58 am UTC

I haven't rolfed that hard since... well probably ever, I loved Zoolander

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Postby yy2bggggs » Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:02 am UTC

Okay, there's only one possible response, so let's get it over with so the thread can continue.
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Postby paige42 » Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:13 am UTC

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Annihilation: so much cooler than mere combustion.

PS: god I'm such a nerd.
Poets say science takes away from the beauty of the stars — mere globs of gas atoms. Nothing is 'mere'. I too can see the stars on a desert night, and feel them. But do I see less or more?

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Postby yy2bggggs » Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:20 am UTC

paige42 wrote:PS: god I'm such a nerd.

And that's bad why?
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Virtual annihilation cooler than observed annihilation.

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Postby Hawknc » Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:38 am UTC

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Total annihilation > virtual annihilation.



...Man, that game was AWESOME. I think I'm going to go play it.

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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:53 pm UTC

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Annihilus beats annihilation
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Postby TheTankengine » Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:08 pm UTC

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20>19

And I love you so much for putting up a d2 pic. You are my new hero.
Did you play?
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Postby Mathmagic » Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:37 pm UTC

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ZOMG!!1! WoW FTW pwnz teh d2!!1! Ur all n00bz

/WoW nerd (not actually me :D )
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Postby witsd » Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:51 pm UTC

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20>19

And I love you so much for putting up a d2 pic. You are my new hero.
Did you play?


The expansion pack made it suck :(

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Postby Aoeniac » Mon Feb 12, 2007 8:25 pm UTC

Pokémon is just a better choice than WoW.

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Postby Mathmagic » Mon Feb 12, 2007 8:47 pm UTC

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Digimon > Pokemon

...I mean, I'm not really that into Pokemon...wait, I mean Digimon...
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Postby Peshmerga » Mon Feb 12, 2007 10:05 pm UTC

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Cloud Strife > Other Japanime
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Postby thedesk » Mon Feb 12, 2007 10:09 pm UTC

no way

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Postby Grincement » Mon Feb 12, 2007 10:44 pm UTC

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Postby aldimond » Mon Feb 12, 2007 11:17 pm UTC

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EDIT: OK here's one that's not so fucking gigantic.
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Postby apricity » Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:00 am UTC

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Look at me, I write upside down and underwater and stuff. :shock:
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Postby Grincement » Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:05 am UTC

lanicita wrote:Look at me, I write upside down and underwater and stuff. :shock:


i've already sort of used a pencil, but the americans spent a fortune developing the pen and russia sent their astronauts with a pencil :D
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Postby apricity » Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:07 am UTC

Squeak wrote:
lanicita wrote:Look at me, I write upside down and underwater and stuff. :shock:


i've already sort of used a pencil, but the americans spent a fortune developing the pen and russia sent their astronauts with a pencil :D


When I first saw the pen, I immediately scrolled up to see if it had been pwning a sword.
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Postby william » Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:19 am UTC

Even though that's actually an urban myth(both space programs originally used pencils and then switched to the privately-made Fisher Pen because broken-off graphite lead != good), here:
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Postby aldimond » Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:39 am UTC

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Dixon Ticonderoga == teh best pencil evar.

One time on an exam in college there was a problem with tons of givens quantities and two blank pages given for work. I solved it in two lines using only a few of the quantities, and wrote under my solution, "(The Russians used a pencil?)". It turns out that all that extra stuff was deliberately put there to throw people off.
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Postby aisling » Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:00 am UTC

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This pen is made of metal. But it has no ink. Or lead. Or anything. But it works. It's pretty much the raddest writing utensil ever.

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Postby Rat » Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:04 am UTC

aisling wrote:This pen is made of metal. But it has no ink. Or lead. Or anything. But it works. It's pretty much the raddest writing utensil ever.


i would like to know more

at first i thought that said "saddest"

does the pen consume itself? because saddest wouldve been appropriate in that case

edit: its not just some boring stylus is it? because thatd be gay...

am i thinking too hard about this? i think that blue eyes thread threw me off...
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Postby apricity » Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:05 am UTC

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That one is radder. When will you learn that old school is always better?
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Postby yy2bggggs » Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:33 am UTC

This playpen has a cute little piggy in it.
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Postby Mathmagic » Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:35 am UTC

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Axman: That, and have you played DX 10 games? It's like having your corneas swabbed with clits made out of morphine.
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Postby Peshmerga » Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:37 am UTC

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butcher's cleaver from Diablo 1!
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