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Postby Nexus_1101 » Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:01 pm UTC

Post post post
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby loratwopointone » Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:03 pm UTC

Well hello everyone *posts*
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Sarcio » Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:07 pm UTC

chicken dumplings.

what? i didn't know what to post.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Arabella » Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:47 pm UTC

I think it's falling.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby SoapyHobo » Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:49 pm UTC

We're losing it!! :(

Must...post...
Jack Saladin wrote:Goddamn that's an awesome ****, Soapy. Once they get around to making artificial **** and I replace my crappy original ones, I'm gonna make mine look like that.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Nexus_1101 » Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:49 pm UTC

Oh, no the ratio is dropping must add posts
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Nexus_1101 » Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:50 pm UTC

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Nexus_1101 » Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:50 pm UTC

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby SoapyHobo » Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:53 pm UTC

I'll help by posting again!
Jack Saladin wrote:Goddamn that's an awesome ****, Soapy. Once they get around to making artificial **** and I replace my crappy original ones, I'm gonna make mine look like that.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby SoapyHobo » Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:53 pm UTC

And again!

(I hope this is working)
Jack Saladin wrote:Goddamn that's an awesome ****, Soapy. Once they get around to making artificial **** and I replace my crappy original ones, I'm gonna make mine look like that.
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Postby loratwopointone » Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:54 pm UTC

Post!
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Nexus_1101 » Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:16 pm UTC

Poooooooooooooooooooooost number 51
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Postby clockworkmonk » Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:17 pm UTC

quarters!!!
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Kizyr » Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:26 pm UTC

You do realize it only takes one person to horribly screw this entire thing up, yes?

... ... ...I'm sorely tempted. But I won't. KF
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Postby Kizyr » Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:26 pm UTC

Uh-oh, what if I view my post right after posting it? Aw crap! KF
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Nexus_1101 » Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:38 pm UTC

Must not click must not click, oh crap.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Moo » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:11 pm UTC

The time now is 17:10 GMT
The time now is 16:10 GMT. The date on the webpage is wrong. phpbb loses The Game. ...damn!
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby loratwopointone » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:12 pm UTC

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby SoapyHobo » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:32 pm UTC

It's gone wrong again, let me fix it
Jack Saladin wrote:Goddamn that's an awesome ****, Soapy. Once they get around to making artificial **** and I replace my crappy original ones, I'm gonna make mine look like that.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby SoapyHobo » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:33 pm UTC

hmm, that didn't go so well
Jack Saladin wrote:Goddamn that's an awesome ****, Soapy. Once they get around to making artificial **** and I replace my crappy original ones, I'm gonna make mine look like that.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby SoapyHobo » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:33 pm UTC

Last post to hopefully bring things back to the way they should be...
Jack Saladin wrote:Goddamn that's an awesome ****, Soapy. Once they get around to making artificial **** and I replace my crappy original ones, I'm gonna make mine look like that.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby crazyjimbo » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:35 pm UTC

Fuzzy Wuzzy wuz a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had nae hair
So Fuzzy Wuzzy wasnae fuzzy, wuz he?
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby OfficiallyHaphazard » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:36 pm UTC

This is anoying.. I can only read the first page.. not the second one yet :P
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Dingbats » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:37 pm UTC

Ok, let's see if this will increase the posts without affecting the view count.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Dingbats » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:37 pm UTC

Nice game idea, by the way!
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Dingbats » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:37 pm UTC

I agree with the previous post.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Moo » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:47 pm UTC

I was going to ask how you get the replies more than the views...
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Postby Moo » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:47 pm UTC

...but then it dawned on me :)
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby DragonRidr » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:52 pm UTC

Only because I'd be sent off on a guilt trip for not contributing.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Neuman » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:57 pm UTC

Oh man. I have to post here now that I've looked at it. Aw man.
Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Neuman » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:58 pm UTC

That's what she said!

Maybe.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby LDJosh » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:59 pm UTC

Schwat? :shock:
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Postby LDJosh » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:59 pm UTC

Schnoway! :!:
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby LDJosh » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:00 pm UTC

WAI!

Now our post count is HIGHER than our views. :lol:
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Joe Phlanx » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:04 pm UTC

I'm going to throw you all off by not posting but still viewing. HAHAHAHA
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby loratwopointone » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:04 pm UTC

Woo! We're winning.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Joe Phlanx » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:04 pm UTC

Damn it.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Joe Phlanx » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:05 pm UTC

Son of a bitch.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby loratwopointone » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:05 pm UTC

Haha, worth a try I guess
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Nexus_1101 » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:10 pm UTC

Go post ratio
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