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Do not look at this chicken

Postby Whizbang » Mon Dec 12, 2016 6:43 pm UTC

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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby Weeks » Mon Dec 12, 2016 7:28 pm UTC

Fuck
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Dthen wrote:FUCK CHRISTMAS FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK YOU TOO FUCK OFF

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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby somitomi » Mon Dec 12, 2016 9:07 pm UTC

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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby ThemePark » Mon Dec 12, 2016 10:19 pm UTC

I see a duck.
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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Dec 13, 2016 12:21 am UTC

You just lost twenty dollars and my self respect.
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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby emlightened » Tue Dec 13, 2016 12:37 am UTC

I didn't look at it. Really!

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby emlightened » Tue Dec 13, 2016 12:38 am UTC

Okay, I've looked now. Aww.

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby ThemePark » Tue Dec 13, 2016 12:38 am UTC

No, you just ate it.
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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby adnapemit » Tue Dec 13, 2016 1:02 am UTC

Are not looking at the chicken or the word chicken?
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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby Weeks » Tue Dec 13, 2016 1:03 am UTC

Dammit I lost again. I suck at this.
TaintedDeity wrote:Tainted Deity
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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby Tillian » Tue Dec 13, 2016 1:07 am UTC

Look closer at the supposed chicken, right above the Game Over sign to the right. Looks like it says "mole". It's one of them optical illusions. There is no chicken, only mole.
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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Dec 13, 2016 6:21 am UTC

Could you highlight the mole?
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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby marionic » Tue Dec 13, 2016 7:40 am UTC

Maybe we're all the mole.
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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Dec 13, 2016 7:42 am UTC

:shock:
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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby ThemePark » Tue Dec 13, 2016 7:44 am UTC

Maybe we are all the chicken?
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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Dec 13, 2016 7:47 am UTC

I'm closest to being one.
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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby ThemePark » Tue Dec 13, 2016 8:02 am UTC

Well, you and seemingly most other animals.
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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby Tillian » Tue Dec 13, 2016 12:21 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:Could you highlight the mole?
mole.png
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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Dec 13, 2016 1:03 pm UTC

Looks more like "male" to me.
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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby Weeks » Tue Dec 13, 2016 1:07 pm UTC

Could you highlight the male?
TaintedDeity wrote:Tainted Deity
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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Dec 13, 2016 1:13 pm UTC

Look at Tilli's drawing, and move one of the lines a little.
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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby Weeks » Tue Dec 13, 2016 1:27 pm UTC

Maybe we're all the male.
TaintedDeity wrote:Tainted Deity
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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Dec 13, 2016 1:28 pm UTC

*looks through thread* At least two people here aren't.
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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby Soupspoon » Wed Dec 14, 2016 2:02 am UTC

There are no girls on the internet, as any fule noes.

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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby Whizbang » Wed Jan 11, 2017 6:36 pm UTC

I've been winning at this game all year, but suddenly today I lost.

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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby somitomi » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:31 pm UTC

Whizbang wrote:I've been winning at this game all year, but suddenly today I lost.

I'm still winning, because I clicked first unread post right away.
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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby emlightened » Wed Jan 11, 2017 9:20 pm UTC

somitomi wrote:
Whizbang wrote:I've been winning at this game all year, but suddenly today I lost.

I'm still winning, because I clicked first unread post right away.

I'm not any less winning than last time due to scrolling down as soon as I opened the thread with my eyes closed. I should probably have copied.

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby bug sniper » Sat Jan 14, 2017 1:55 am UTC

I used a phone on 3g to read this thread. I was winning until I got to Tillian's post because the pictures took a long time to load.
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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby Weeks » Sat Jan 14, 2017 3:11 am UTC

It's such a fascinating chicken. It's...mesmerizing...
TaintedDeity wrote:Tainted Deity
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Dthen wrote:FUCK CHRISTMAS FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK YOU TOO FUCK OFF

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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby liberonscien » Sat Jan 14, 2017 5:56 am UTC

I managed to post before any images loaded.
I win.

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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby emlightened » Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:57 pm UTC

Aww. Why isn't anyone else closing their eyeses?

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby emlightened » Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:57 pm UTC

Shoot, I forgot.

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby Weeks » Tue Jan 17, 2017 3:03 am UTC

Weeks wrote:It's such a fascinating chicken. It's...mesmerizing...
TaintedDeity wrote:Tainted Deity
suffer-cait wrote:One day I'm gun a go visit weeks and discover they're just a computer in a trashcan at an ice cream shop.
Dthen wrote:FUCK CHRISTMAS FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK YOU TOO FUCK OFF

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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby thunk » Tue Jan 17, 2017 4:52 am UTC

what chicken?
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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby Weeks » Tue Jan 17, 2017 5:19 am UTC

This one

Whizbang wrote:Image
TaintedDeity wrote:Tainted Deity
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Dthen wrote:FUCK CHRISTMAS FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK YOU TOO FUCK OFF

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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby somitomi » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:15 am UTC

Weeks wrote:This one

Whizbang wrote:Image

You foiled my master strategy... :cry:
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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby emlightened » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:26 pm UTC

Closing eyes still works if your screen's small enough!

(Which mine isn't.)

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby Whizbang » Mon Apr 10, 2017 3:10 pm UTC

Whizbang wrote:Image

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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby adnapemit » Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:31 am UTC

Don't look at the chicken.
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Re: Do not look at this chicken

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jul 23, 2017 1:50 pm UTC

:oops:
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