xkcd

by **pointfivenine** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:23 am UTC

Put something in , get something out.
Example :

I put in pocket lint.
You get a dead bee.

Easy enough?

I put in my spare shoelaces.

by **Maseiken** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 1:41 pm UTC

You get a spare Shoelace. Single. But it looks cleaner.
I put in a Jesus action figure.

by **SoapyHobo** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:10 pm UTC

You get an Optimus Prime action figure and...yes, it transforms!

I put in a magic 8 ball

by **Alphaniner** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:16 pm UTC

You get a Ouija Board.

I put in my baby toe.

by **Chaos9** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:53 pm UTC

Yeu get a coupon foor a free wish on the "Corrupt a wish" topic.

I put in a dime.

by **Master Gunner** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:00 pm UTC

You get a nickel.

I put in my watch.

by **SoapyHobo** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:11 pm UTC

You get a portable TV.

(what happens if we put in something we got out? Do we get back what we put in? What if I put in something somebody else has put in, do I get the same thing out? Will people eventually get things that other people have put in?)

I put in some spare change.

by **Rodan** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:33 pm UTC

You get a bowling ball.

I put in a coupon for one free wish from corrupt-a-wish.

by **Chaos9** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:49 pm UTC

You get a coupon for a free question on the "Corrupt a question" topic.

I put a vending machine into the vending machine.

by **SoapyHobo** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:09 pm UTC

You get a Chaos9 plushie.

(i'm keeping a list of everything that gets put in the machine, just for fun)

I put in an xkcd comic.

by **Master Gunner** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:26 pm UTC

You get out a raptor. Run.

I put in an empty water bottle.

by **Chaos9** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:30 pm UTC

You get somthing strange...it looks a bit like a chewed up, empty water bottle.

I put a double post in the vending machine.

by **Chaos9** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:30 pm UTC

by **J Spade** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:22 pm UTC

You get a pencil.

I put myself in the machine.

by **Rodan** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:11 am UTC

I get a J Spade brand leather coat.

I put in an issue of All Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder #1.

by **Maseiken** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:21 am UTC

You get beaten up by gears and sprockets, and when you wake up you have no money.

I put MC Hammer in the Vending Machine, while taking caution not to actually touch "This"

by **pointfivenine** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:38 am UTC

You get the bass tabulature for "superfreak" by rick james.

I put in wikipedia. Just the english one.

by **Maseiken** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:54 am UTC

You get the Spanish one.
I put in 4chan.

by **Master Gunner** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:38 am UTC

You get a pile of crap.

I put in a broken iPod I found on the side of the road.

by **o0o0xmods0o0o** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:43 am UTC

You get a iPod box with a dog turd in it.

I put in a 500 pill bottle of 1,000mg Vitamin C tablets.

by **drosophila** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:44 am UTC

You get a healthier vending machine.

I put in an unheard-of amount of hot sauce.

by **o0o0xmods0o0o** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:55 am UTC

A midget comes out of the vending machine and kicks you in the mouth.

I put in a Tux (the linux penguin) plushie.

by **Zohar** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:08 am UTC

You get a tonberry plushie.

I put in a mouse cursor (just the cursor).

by **BNOOOOGERS** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:11 pm UTC

you get a 8' x 10' (thats feet) poster of raptors

I put in a gavel

by **Zohar** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:13 pm UTC

You get a wooden stick.

I put in some lettuce.

by **DrStalker** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:27 pm UTC

You get a piece of week old mutton.

I put in a decade's worth of toenail clippings.

by **Zohar** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:49 pm UTC

You get a Real Monsters DVD.

I put in a coconut.

by **SoapyHobo** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:00 pm UTC

You get J Spade, slightly bruised but concious.

I put in a paperclip chain.

EDIT: items known to be inside whatever dimension this machine stores its contents in:

Spoiler:

by **Zohar** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:14 pm UTC

You get a paperclip mobile (the kind you hang above baby cradles).

I put in a LOL cat.

I think it would be interesting to see what sort of items people give back, depending on what they put it. I treat it kind of like the word association game, myself.

by **Maseiken** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:22 pm UTC

You get a LolDragon

I put in Raptor-Jesus.

by **Zohar** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:33 pm UTC

You get a creationist. Poor you.

I put in a (closed) Pandora's box.

by **crazyjimbo** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 2:37 pm UTC

You get a music CD with some tracks chosen by an algorithm that thinks it knows what you like but in reality dishes you crappy songs that you have already skipped and told it you don't like.

~~I cram myself in.~~ Never mind, already done. :oops:

I put in an idea.

by **LE4dGOLEM** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 3:52 pm UTC

You get a committee.

I put in a pushed button.

by **Zohar** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:39 pm UTC

You get a chicken.

I put in a silicon chip.

by **Chaos9** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:01 pm UTC

You get a peice of lead.

I the throne into the vending machine.

by **Rodan** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:02 pm UTC

You get a toilet.

I put my excrement into the vending machine.

by **SoapyHobo** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:27 pm UTC

You get 4chan.

I put a spanner into the machine.

by **Rodan** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:29 pm UTC

you get a wrench.

I put soap into the machine.

by **o0o0xmods0o0o** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:05 pm UTC

You get a clean t-shirt.

I put a smiley into the machine.

by **drosophila** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:19 pm UTC

You get a frowny.

I put a loonie into the machine.

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