1839: "Doctor Visit"

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1839: "Doctor Visit"

Postby niauropsaka » Fri May 19, 2017 5:22 am UTC

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title text: According to these blood tests, you're like 30% cereal.

Is it healthy to be 30% cereal?

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Re: 1839: "Doctor Visit"

Postby da Doctah » Fri May 19, 2017 5:48 am UTC

And as David Letterman once pointed out: "It's amazing that all your internal organs--your heart, your lungs, your kidneys, your spleen--operate in total darkness!"

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Re: 1839: "Doctor Visit"

Postby Soupspoon » Fri May 19, 2017 6:04 am UTC

And your brain... It's like you put a laptop on top of a CD stand on a trolley. Ok, so it's in bubble-wrap in a box (with ventilation), but so vulnerable....

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Re: 1839: "Doctor Visit"

Postby rhomboidal » Fri May 19, 2017 6:31 am UTC

I'm going to ask my doctor about anti-staling remedies.

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Re: 1839: "Doctor Visit"

Postby orthogon » Fri May 19, 2017 8:09 am UTC

niauropsaka wrote:title text: According to these blood tests, you're like 30% cereal.

Is it healthy to be 30% cereal?


Obligatory link: They're Made Out Of Meat
xtifr wrote:... and orthogon merely sounds undecided.

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Re: 1839: "Doctor Visit"

Postby Flumble » Fri May 19, 2017 9:52 am UTC

Only one heart? Don't you know how dangerous that is?!

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Re: 1839: "Doctor Visit"

Postby sfmans » Fri May 19, 2017 10:47 am UTC

Googling 'body made from dissolved bread' leads to lots of pages about the Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation, which I'm suspecting isn't quite the reference ... can anyone enlighten a mere Arts graduate?

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Re: 1839: "Doctor Visit"

Postby GlassHouses » Fri May 19, 2017 10:58 am UTC

sfmans wrote:Googling 'body made from dissolved bread' leads to lots of pages about the Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation, which I'm suspecting isn't quite the reference ... can anyone enlighten a mere Arts graduate?

I'm guessing it's in reference to the fact that bread is the main source of calories, or at least the most significant single source of calories, in Western countries.

And the dissolving part is what happens in your mouth and in your stomach. It's not a pretty picture, but then again, bodily functions rarely are...

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Re: 1839: "Doctor Visit"

Postby cellocgw » Fri May 19, 2017 11:24 am UTC

da Doctah wrote:And as David Letterman once pointed out: "It's amazing that all your internal organs--your heart, your lungs, your kidneys, your spleen--operate in total darkness!"


Hey, I do my best work in the dark :twisted:
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Re: 1839: "Doctor Visit"

Postby suso » Fri May 19, 2017 2:29 pm UTC

Is it an AI doctor?
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Re: 1839: "Doctor Visit"

Postby heuristically_alone » Fri May 19, 2017 3:17 pm UTC

My doctor is a woman.
#annualphysical
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Re: 1839: "Doctor Visit"

Postby cellocgw » Fri May 19, 2017 4:53 pm UTC

heuristically_alone wrote:My doctor is a woman.
#annualphysical


Not only is my doctor a woman, but my woman is a doctor. (not the same person)
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Re: 1839: "Doctor Visit"

Postby Heimhenge » Fri May 19, 2017 6:21 pm UTC

At what average age does the age of your new doctor become less than your age? First time that happened to me it was kinda spooky.

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Re: 1839: "Doctor Visit"

Postby qvxb » Fri May 19, 2017 11:31 pm UTC

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Re: 1839: "Doctor Visit"

Postby jigawatt » Sat May 20, 2017 3:14 am UTC

Thank you, Mrs. Dr. Zoidberg.

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Re: 1839: "Doctor Visit"

Postby Copper Bezel » Sat May 20, 2017 4:01 am UTC

orthogon wrote:Obligatory link: They're Made Out Of Meat

I've seen this skit previously, but it finally occurs to me why it doesn't click for me. Why would any creature not made of meat care enough about meat for the concept to make conversational sense here? I mean, it's meat to us because we eat it. To anyone else it's just part of a dead animal. Or a living one, in this case, but still definitely a part of a whole, where the whole is the easily identifiable unit.

The thing is trying to layer together two different, unrelated perspective flips, and it doesn't work for me.
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Re: 1839: "Doctor Visit"

Postby gd1 » Sat May 20, 2017 5:08 am UTC

niauropsaka wrote:title text: According to these blood tests, you're like 30% cereal.


By that math, a person who kills 4 other people is a cereal killer.

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Re: 1839: "Doctor Visit"

Postby jonhaug » Sat May 20, 2017 11:47 am UTC

GlassHouses wrote:
sfmans wrote:Googling 'body made from dissolved bread' leads to lots of pages about the Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation, which I'm suspecting isn't quite the reference ... can anyone enlighten a mere Arts graduate?

I'm guessing it's in reference to the fact that bread is the main source of calories, or at least the most significant single source of calories, in Western countries.

And the dissolving part is what happens in your mouth and in your stomach. It's not a pretty picture, but then again, bodily functions rarely are...


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Postby Eternal Density » Sun May 21, 2017 3:25 am UTC

Eh, it's not that cereal.
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Re: 1839: "Doctor Visit"

Postby DavesNotHere » Mon May 22, 2017 5:22 am UTC

Sounds like my last visit to the doctor.
Or my car to the shop - "Hey! It still runs!". For certain values of "run".


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