2018: "Wall Art"

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2018: "Wall Art"

Postby speising » Wed Jul 11, 2018 3:21 pm UTC

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Title text: At first, I moved from pokémon posters to regular oil paintings, but then these really grumpy and unreasonable detectives from the Louvre showed up and took them all. They wouldn't even give me back my thumbtacks!


Happy Intersection Day!

While i never had pokemon posters, i can relate. I, too, got more careful and prudent in the placing and selection of wall-art. It hasn't quite advanced to oil paintings yet, though.

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Re: 2018: "Wall Art"

Postby Soupspoon » Wed Jul 11, 2018 3:30 pm UTC

I wonder if there's a daVinci painting of a Julia set. Or a Picasso of an "inspirational cat".

(I'm too old to appreciate Pokemon art.)

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Re: 2018: "Wall Art"

Postby cellocgw » Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:05 pm UTC

speising wrote:Title text: At first, I moved from pokémon posters to regular oil paintings, but then these really grumpy and unreasonable detectives from the Louvre showed up and took them all. They wouldn't even give me back my thumbtacks!


Hey, I go for watercolors {you insensitive clod}

Also, happy Convenience Store Day. (USA only; Euro calendar order doesn't work)
Or maybe happy Craps Table Day.
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Re: 2018: "Wall Art"

Postby Reka » Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:19 pm UTC

cellocgw wrote:happy Convenience Store Day.

Oh, hey, it's my nephew's birthday. (Well, not really nephew: my cousin's kid, not my sibling's.)

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Re: 2018: "Wall Art"

Postby Keyman » Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:32 pm UTC

I 'hear' the title text as a much more Beret Guy kinda thing to say.
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Re: 2018: "Wall Art"

Postby Flumble » Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:46 pm UTC

I'm not passionate enough about anything particular, so my walls have always been bare. Finding/making a decent desktop background is a tough enough job for me. I could paint "ceci n'est pas art mural" in giant letters across one of the walls, but then again, not painting anything on it may be the purest form of contrarian art.

speising wrote:Happy Intersection Day!

It's come so soon!

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Re: 2018: "Wall Art"

Postby 14_of_12 » Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:53 pm UTC

First thing I did was search for pokemon oil paintings

https://www.deviantart.com/corlista/art ... -453082967

Hah...

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Re: 2018: "Wall Art"

Postby Moose Anus » Wed Jul 11, 2018 6:03 pm UTC

Reka wrote:(Well, not really nephew: my cousin's kid, not my sibling's.)
He's your first cousin once removed.
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Re: 2018: "Wall Art"

Postby SuicideJunkie » Wed Jul 11, 2018 6:11 pm UTC

Moose Anus wrote:
Reka wrote:(Well, not really nephew: my cousin's kid, not my sibling's.)
He's your first cousin once removed.

If he gets removed twice more, then he'll be perma-banned from the family under the three strikes rule.

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Re: 2018: "Wall Art"

Postby Heimhenge » Wed Jul 11, 2018 6:48 pm UTC

I hate installing wall art. The scientist in me wants to hang them all at adult eye-level in pretty much a straight line ... like arranging icons. The artist in me (who is severely underdeveloped) wants to scatter them in two dimensions but has no idea about what pattern looks good. Maybe I should just throw darts and use those holes for the hanging nails.

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Re: 2018: "Wall Art"

Postby Jaaxter » Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:12 pm UTC

This comic is my wall, almost exactly. High-quality prints done by professional artists from works such as The Wheel of Time, Dark Souls, The Stormlight Archive, The Dresden Files, Alien, Firefly, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Harry Potter...

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Re: 2018: "Wall Art"

Postby rmsgrey » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:20 pm UTC

Walls? Aren't those just things to fix bookshelves to?

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Re: 2018: "Wall Art"

Postby gd1 » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:33 pm UTC

Comic # == 2018
Year # == 2018
Comic # == Year #

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Re: 2018: "Wall Art"

Postby pogrmman » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:09 am UTC

For me the ultimate “wall art” would be a large leafcutter ant colony in a transparent setup. I could spend days watching them farm their fungus, judging by the few captive colonies I’ve observed.

It’d certainly be different. Sure, they’re living, but it is art in some sense of the word :p

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Re: 2018: "Wall Art"

Postby Soupspoon » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:15 am UTC

(So, 3770 more comics, 1256+ more weeks, 24+ more years until we approach the current Hebrew calendar year, and thus then two more months to equal that HCY. By my quick-and-dirty calculations. Meanwhile the Islamic contingent had their coincidence approx 2.5 years ago, give or take a few months due to discoincidental new-year flips. And when was the comic the same as the Chinese zodiac?)

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Re: 2018: "Wall Art"

Postby ojones » Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:09 pm UTC

Heimhenge wrote:Maybe I should just throw darts and use those holes for the hanging nails.

As long as you mount the dart you used to make the holes with a small plaque/label describing the art piece, you will be fine. Google artwork labels for inspiration.

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Re: 2018: "Wall Art"

Postby Archgeek » Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:26 pm UTC

Soupspoon wrote:(So, 3770 more comics, 1256+ more weeks, 24+ more years until we approach the current Hebrew calendar year, and thus then two more months to equal that HCY. By my quick-and-dirty calculations. Meanwhile the Islamic contingent had their coincidence approx 2.5 years ago, give or take a few months due to discoincidental new-year flips. And when was the comic the same as the Chinese zodiac?)

3762? Is that when Yeshua of Nazareth sail'd the ocean blue?
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Re: 2018: "Wall Art"

Postby xtifr » Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:20 pm UTC

cellocgw wrote:Also, happy Convenience Store Day. (USA only; Euro calendar order doesn't work)

It's actually International Convenience Store Day. Remember, there is only one correct way to write dates. The fact that most of the US and much of the EU continue to ignore this in favor of their own stupid methods doesn't change this. And yes, by sheer coincidence, these mm-dd jokes also happen to work in the US's broken system. But that is just a coincidence.
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Re: 2018: "Wall Art"

Postby zaphodbeebledoc » Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:38 am UTC

I wonder if one of the detectives was wearing an implausibly long scarf?
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Re: 2018: "Wall Art"

Postby cellocgw » Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:46 am UTC

zaphodbeebledoc wrote:I wonder if one of the detectives was wearing an implausibly long scarf?


No that was a dancer
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Re: 2018: "Wall Art"

Postby Ranbot » Fri Jul 13, 2018 1:14 pm UTC

To avoid people's judgment about your pokemon wall art, just have a child and you've got an excuse that lasts about 18 years. A good investment.

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Re: 2018: "Wall Art"

Postby heuristically_alone » Fri Jul 13, 2018 2:36 pm UTC

Then get a new child after that.
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Re: 2018: "Wall Art"

Postby cellocgw » Fri Jul 13, 2018 3:06 pm UTC

heuristically_alone wrote:Then get a new child after that.


Grandchild, please! :o
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Re: 2018: "Wall Art"

Postby SuicideJunkie » Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:12 pm UTC

Why not timeshare some kids?
You'll rarely get the best days, but the fees are negative, and it provides the necessary wall art justification.

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Re: 2018: "Wall Art"

Postby between 3 characters and 30 ch » Sat Jul 14, 2018 8:54 pm UTC

We finally reached years equal to comic count! :D


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