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Postby eran_rathan » Fri Mar 29, 2019 1:21 am UTC

on the other hand, my wife is a flippin' super hero - she is going to fix the car for like $500. because she's just that badass.
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Postby adnapemit » Fri Mar 29, 2019 8:24 am UTC

eran_rathan wrote:on the other hand, my wife is a flippin' super hero - she is going to fix the car for like $500. because she's just that badass.

That is impressive.
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Mar 29, 2019 12:59 pm UTC

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Postby eran_rathan » Fri Mar 29, 2019 1:32 pm UTC

adnapemit wrote:
eran_rathan wrote:on the other hand, my wife is a flippin' super hero - she is going to fix the car for like $500. because she's just that badass.

That is impressive.


the only thing that she's not good at is baking pumpkin pies. for some reason, those are her kryptonite.
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Mar 29, 2019 7:00 pm UTC

They take away her powers?
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Postby eran_rathan » Fri Mar 29, 2019 10:07 pm UTC

...I'm going to say yes.
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Mar 29, 2019 10:10 pm UTC

Oh dear.
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Postby somitomi » Wed Apr 03, 2019 9:26 pm UTC

eran_rathan wrote:on the other hand, my wife is a flippin' super hero - she is going to fix the car for like $500. because she's just that badass.

That's exactly the crux of my question: if your wife (who I assume is not a qualified automotive technician) can repair it for $500 then the insurance company grossly underestimates the value of your car or grossly overestimates the cost of repair (or both). So who's fucking over whom?
Yay for your wife though, repairing stuff on a budget is a pretty cool skill.
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Postby flicky1991 » Wed Apr 03, 2019 9:35 pm UTC

*chirp*
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Postby eran_rathan » Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:25 pm UTC

somitomi wrote:
eran_rathan wrote:on the other hand, my wife is a flippin' super hero - she is going to fix the car for like $500. because she's just that badass.

That's exactly the crux of my question: if your wife (who I assume is not a qualified automotive technician) can repair it for $500 then the insurance company grossly underestimates the value of your car or grossly overestimates the cost of repair (or both). So who's fucking over whom?
Yay for your wife though, repairing stuff on a budget is a pretty cool skill.


Its an insurance company, of course they're trying to screw us. that's the ~~whole point~~ of an insurance company - take money when everything is going well, and then throw people under the bus and fight tooth and nail to not give any of the money back.

They have a fiduciary duty to their shareholders, not their policy holders.
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Postby somitomi » Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:31 pm UTC

eran_rathan wrote:
somitomi wrote:
eran_rathan wrote:on the other hand, my wife is a flippin' super hero - she is going to fix the car for like $500. because she's just that badass.

That's exactly the crux of my question: if your wife (who I assume is not a qualified automotive technician) can repair it for $500 then the insurance company grossly underestimates the value of your car or grossly overestimates the cost of repair (or both). So who's fucking over whom?
Yay for your wife though, repairing stuff on a budget is a pretty cool skill.


Its an insurance company, of course they're trying to screw us. that's the ~~whole point~~ of an insurance company - take money when everything is going well, and then throw people under the bus and fight tooth and nail to not give any of the money back.

They have a fiduciary duty to their shareholders, not their policy holders.

So they hope to save money by underestimating the value of your car and paying for that instead of repairs? That blows, man.
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:41 pm UTC

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Postby somitomi » Sun Apr 07, 2019 4:52 pm UTC

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:cry: :cry:
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Postby somitomi » Mon Apr 08, 2019 1:39 pm UTC

Oh no, blue birb of happiness is sad...
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*chirp*
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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Apr 09, 2019 5:06 pm UTC

*preen*
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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:48 pm UTC

Hope you're not giving away your entry on the music contest thing. :P
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Postby somitomi » Wed Apr 10, 2019 11:12 am UTC

The chirping just reminded me of this great song, any resemblance to other music I know and like is purely coincidental.
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Postby flicky1991 » Wed Apr 10, 2019 11:50 am UTC

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Postby somitomi » Wed Apr 10, 2019 9:38 pm UTC

What? You dare doubt my powers of forgetting about things within a minute?
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Postby flicky1991 » Wed Apr 10, 2019 9:52 pm UTC

:lol:
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Postby eran_rathan » Fri Apr 12, 2019 5:01 pm UTC

i have a goldfish's memory.





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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Apr 12, 2019 6:13 pm UTC

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Postby eran_rathan » Fri Apr 12, 2019 6:45 pm UTC

:twisted:
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Apr 12, 2019 6:47 pm UTC

I hope you don't collect bird souls...
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Postby eran_rathan » Sat Apr 13, 2019 7:02 pm UTC

Nah. People souls are more tasty.
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Postby eran_rathan » Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:30 pm UTC

Nom nom nom.
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Postby flicky1991 » Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:37 pm UTC

Can I try some?
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Postby somitomi » Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:47 pm UTC

I was trying to twist bird soul into a TMBG reference just for flicky, but it's late and anything I came up with felt way too convoluted.
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Postby flicky1991 » Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:51 pm UTC

Aww, thanks for trying. <3
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What can I say except
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Now that's a reference I like. <3
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Postby somitomi » Wed Apr 17, 2019 5:02 pm UTC

I wonder if I could make a reference you don't like...
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Postby flicky1991 » Wed Apr 17, 2019 6:00 pm UTC

I dare you.
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Postby eran_rathan » Thu Apr 18, 2019 12:43 pm UTC

so, i'm kinda freaking out a bit - I'm applying for a new job, and I've been at this one for 16 years. Haven't told my bosses yet. Not sure if I'm a good fit for the new position, but it would be a $10/hour raise, and better benefits, plus fewer hours. When I sent in the application my heart was pounding and I couldn't breathe. AHHHH!


and now I'm freaking out again thinking about it.
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Apr 18, 2019 7:08 pm UTC

Good luck! *hugs*
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