xkcd

by **Berengal** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:47 pm UTC

Hay came first, which means yes. Besides, I'm already halfway into the bottle.

(Hay = Aye, envelope = nope, just so you know. Yes, I know hay rhymes with nay as well).

Edit: I'm now tipsy. The tipsy where I act out emotes and say stuff loud instead of just in my head. My sister just came into my room asking me if I had the keys for our house because she had been locked out. The combination of non-sobrirety, 1am and kid sister freaked me out.

Also, 1am makes me feel lonely. If anyone wants to talk, add me to your msn. I promise I'll be drunk.

by **Col. Mustard** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:49 am UTC

It was my friend's 21st birthday today, and needless to say I'm a little hammered. Cheers to anyone else who is also drnuk tonight.

by **3.14159265...** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 6:28 am UTC

OK fellows

PI IS SO DRUNK NOW
HE just downed the equivalent of 4 shots of vodka at once, at h the advice of a nother xkcder... NO CHASER, NO MIXERS. 4 shots in a cup, down at once.
LMFAO
it hit within like 10 minuts, shit this is crazy as mofo

loooooooool, LOVE YOU ALL

by **Ian Ex Machina** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 9:56 am UTC

I'm still drunk, and I woke up at 5 in my friend's house :Ls
I may have left my waistcoat there.
The more i think about least night ythe more cringeworthy it is. Argghhh.
Stupid alcohol.

by **Ian Ex Machina** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 10:06 am UTC

Also damnit, I have no makeup remobvy stuff, so this eyeliner stays on til it decays.
Or something maybe not decays as then that like dying. I can't believe I took my eyeliner pencil put with me for the whole night and didn;rt break it.

by **@trophy** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:08 pm UTC

So last night we had a birthday party for a friend and I went and got drunk. I wasn't intending to get that drunk, but I did. On Southern Comfort and Sailor Jerry's. But I had fun. The birthday girl brought her violin and we all sat in the living room with guitars and did a rousing group rendition of "Jolene". It was AWESOME. Pictures once I locate the camera.

by **Shro** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 5:00 pm UTC

Ian Ex Machina wrote:Also damnit, I have no makeup remobvy stuff, so this eyeliner stays on til it decays.
Or something maybe not decays as then that like dying. I can't believe I took my eyeliner pencil put with me for the whole night and didn;rt break it.

Low cost solution: Baby lotion (any kind of lotion really, the more sensitive the better) on tissue or cotton balls or whatever. Even if you don't get it all off, you can clean up a little bit. Raccoon eyes are NOT cool, even on your sexy self. Unless you're a raccoon, I guess.

by **zingmaster** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:36 pm UTC

If people are still posting here, they obviously aren't drunk enough.

by **@trophy** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:39 pm UTC

zingmaster wrote:If people are still posting here, they obviously aren't drunk enough.

This is the day after. Trust me, I was drunk. LOL you remember in the man thread "You're not drunk if you can lay down without holding on." Yeah, that drunk. First and last time I'll ever do that...

by **3.14159265...** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:43 pm UTC

First and last time I'll ever do that...

If I had a dollar for everytime I have said that, I would have enough money to get alcohol enough to get 2 people to say that the next morning.

by **taptap** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:23 pm UTC

For your next time out, get drunk off of this:

SATAN'S TAINT

1/2 part tabasco sauce, 3 parts everclear. light on fire and enjoy whilst this hellish mixture makes you wish for death. also have some pepto ready, you will get explosive shits that burn like hell the following day.

Hey, just thought it looked cool

;resume thread

by **@trophy** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:49 am UTC

And now, without further ado, pictures from the latest meeting of me and my friends at the most metal apartment in history.

Spoiler:

by **parkaboy** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:09 am UTC

@trophy wrote:And now, without further ado, pictures from the latest meeting of me and my friends at the most metal apartment in history.

lots of pictures

by **Amarantha** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:45 am UTC

Yay! Some of your drnuk posts are adorable

Which is of course the point. I've just had a mojito, but I can't say I feel particularly drnuk. Tipsy, yes. But this post appears totally coherent (at least to me). Perhaps I need another...

*makes mojito*

by **@trophy** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:13 am UTC

parkaboy wrote:
@trophy wrote:And now, without further ado, pictures from the latest meeting of me and my friends at the most metal apartment in history.

lots of pictures

If by "mountain dew" you mean Sailor Jerry's, Southern Comfort, and Jose Classico, then yes. BTW it's not reccomended that you enjoy all three in a single evening...

by **King** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:32 pm UTC

Why wait til the evening ;D

And in other news, lunch beers, while normally an awesome idea, are not so good when the rest of your day is going to be spent snowboarding, especially not when the "s" indicates four. Owowow I hurt. It was icy.

That and the thing about "i'm not drunk if i can lie down without holding on" is not a joke. I actually had a friend get so drunk that she was having trouble lying down. she kept somehow sliding up to and off the head of the flat mattress we were lying on and hitting her head on the floor. I had to grab hold of her and hold her very tightly. Not that i had any problems with that ;D. The holding her hair out the the toilet while she was sick for the entire rest of the night was, however less entertaining.

I also have many other stories that i can't quite remember. Gosh i drink a lot. I've been averaging 3 drinks a day over the last month or two. Can't decide whether or not that is awesome. And damn that took a long time to type. cursed perfectionism making me go back and iron out all the spelling and grammatical errors. Or at least some of them.

by **MotorToad** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:42 pm UTC

King wrote:Why wait til the evening ;D

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning!

by **Coin** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:21 pm UTC

In Germany they have a saying: Kein bier vor vier.

Basically it means "No beer before four"

I interpret it as "No beer before 4am", but that's just me...

by **Amarantha** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:56 am UTC

Contrary to scientific expectation, that second mojito the other night made me sober :shock:

But the manhattan I just had has made me somewhat drnuk

Now I have to pick a stock for the weekly tipping comp. I hope I've read the chrats right...

by **MotorToad** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:27 pm UTC

Is there a "hungover" thread yet? My head hurts and I need someone to cook me some eggs. :oops:

by **wing** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:04 pm UTC

MotorToad wrote:Is there a "hungover" thread yet? My head hurts and I need someone to cook me some eggs.

That reminds me of one disasterous post-party breakfast. We'd stopped drinking around... Uh, 6. And we all ended up awake at 7. Decided breakfast would be a good idea. We ABSOLUTELY COULD NOT agree on a place to go. The Colonial Diner was too far away and we'd DUI directly into a tree. Dennys sucks. Starlight is expensive, and Dover Diner is... Intelligently designed. So we sent out the least drunk of us to Giant to retrieve some bacon, eggs, and bread. However, we may have slightly misjudged who was the least drunk of us, because when he got back, the bacon he had was made almost exclusively of fat. Attempts to cook it resulted in burnt pork fat instead of delicious bacon. Somehow, scrambled eggs did not go well either, and ended up dry and clumpy.

Then we all went back to sleep after our delicious breakfast of toast and crappy eggs.

by **MotorToad** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:20 pm UTC

wing wrote:So we sent out the least drunk of us ...

MotorToad's Party Paradox: Whomever claims or seems to be the least drunk is the most drunk.

by **Zak** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:47 pm UTC

MotorToad wrote:
wing wrote:So we sent out the least drunk of us ...

MotorToad's Party Paradox: Whomever claims or seems to be the least drunk is the most drunk.

Exception: Occasionally the most drnuk person is no longer coherent

by **Berengal** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:38 am UTC

Mmm, egg and bacon. I once caused a whole cadre of fellow party-goers feelings of nausea followed by lengthy expulsion of stomach content by making breakfast before going to school on the morning after a particuarly successfull evening/night/early morning.

God, how happy I am that I never get hung over. Going by my fellow human's behaviour, the experience is not to be longed for.

by **Ended** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:41 pm UTC

omgod, I can't believe i had to use the search function to find this thread. *bump*! Anyway, yeah, I type much better when I'm slightly tipsy it seems. Also, Magnetic Fields on full volume rocks. Why does full volume sound less noisy when you're not completeley sober? Mystery. Firefox doesn't like the word 'omgod', wtf. Or 'Firefox'?? Your spellcheck feature is the fail, Firefox. Anyway, going to watch some Peepshow now.

edit: did anyone else notice that we reached 10000 total topics and 20000 total members at almost exactly the same time?

by **Ian Ex Machina** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:40 am UTC

Haha no sleep + lotsa alcohol makes me tired and I need to do stuff today, aso no times for slepps hahahahaah.
Shit.

I think its crap I need sleep, and I think its a fgood idea topost here whilse honestly drunk, still even at 9:30 the next morning, but isn't it fun walkingiun a chilly morninmg when drunk it feels so fresh walking back to your house from others and stiuff.

I could googletoolbar spellchexk this post but iy'd ruin the fun.

by **Amarantha** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:43 am UTC

I didnt know if I wanted a manhattan or a Rob Roy, so I used a shot each of scotch and rye and made like a rob manhattan or something. Oh, and a couple of drops of all three representatives of my bitters stash (angostura, fee bros orange, regans no6 orange). just cause. But the vermouth was just as usual. Now i'm nearly sober again anyway. And should really be showering and going to bed to get sleep for work. dammit.

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hehe the 4's were my fiance, who came over to kiss me and make sure i'm not feeling neglected, and then got kylie'd by the fact that i'm psoting in the drnuk thread. the 4 is a reference to earlier today when we were doing kakuro together, and i kept finding numbers, and they were all 4 somehow. that probably sounds a lot less funnier than it was

by **TizzyFoe** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:31 am UTC

This happened about an hour ago.

I was pretty drunk (somewhere between tipsy and drunk) and at a friends house. At said friends house i had some vodka but nothing to mix it with. Friend A (who lives at the house and works at subway) tells me friend B (who also live at the house an works at subway) is working tonight so i should head over and get some pop to use as a mixer. But its just past closing and thus the front door is locked so he says i should go in the back. I say, something along the lines of i'd be to uncomfortable to just go in the back. I'm afraid he might think i'm trying to rob the place or something. But friend A tells be that it would be much easier on friend B if i just went in the back because then he would have to unlock the door. So i head over, looking in the front window i only see friend B working so i head around and enter the unlocked back door.

An alarm goes off. It doesn't sound like anything serious just a beep to let the workers now that the door was opened. I turn around the corner to see some person who i dont know. She ask, "umm can i help you?!" Startled and rather paniced i reply "umm is friend A working" she says yay, so i walk around another corner to see him. We look at each other for a second. This girl is wearing a normal uniform so i'm pretty sure she'd be fine with me stealing some pop, but i have no idea how to ask him if it safe that i'm here? After a few seconds of really awkward silence i realize the way to ask if its ok that i'm here is pretty simple. So i ask my friend "is it ok that i'm here?" He replies NO. In the 3-4 seconds i was in there i come up with a brilliant lie "hey, so friend A wanted the check for rent. You didnt answer your phone and the front door was locked." The girl i didnt know says "YA! the because were closed!" He plays along with the lie. I apologists profusely for coming in the back door and then leave.

for the next 10-15 minutes i'm worried as hell that i just got my friend fried, but then he returns to the house laughing his ass off. It turns out the girl was his boss but she had totally bought the lie and he was fine.

woot for me and my great ability to lie under pressure while drunk. Also i think a lot of the credit may have to go to luck.

by **xndrew** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:27 pm UTC

I love the idea of this thread, but there is just no way I'll remember to do this when I'm drunk. If I'm even around a computer. If I can even type.

Though I have been on the plastered before...

by **d3adf001** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:57 am UTC

hey guys guess what?
drinking alone rocks!who wants to join me? oh ya you cant because then it wouldnt be alone! take that society! ps

anyone thinkt tha that is funny besides me?

by **olivery2k** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:45 am UTC

Coin wrote:In Germany they have a saying: Kein bier vor vier.
Basically it means "No beer before four"
I interpret it as "No beer before 4am", but that's just me...

1. That saying doesn't say anything about liquor. ;-)

2. No beer before 4am might be a problem. What do you do between midnight and 4am?

Oh and of course: That saying is more like a guideline than a rule.

by **Chrismclegless** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:18 am UTC

Perosnally, I think that no beer before 4 is bad, if only becasue my standard drink is a vodka, anfd then a bbeer. I'm also just finbgind out hat typing whike drnbujk is rather harder than you expect it to be. TRhe problem is that I'm trying to touch-type, ansd I'm a it too much of a lightweight to be able to touch-type after the ammount I've had. I've just realised that I'm babbling, so I'm going to shut up now. Gnight.

by **MotorToad** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:46 am UTC

Oh yeah. I got so tore up last Friday, (on accident, I swear! A friend broke out some whiskey after we were already pretty ripped) I decided to not drink at all for a few days. Just because, y'know. That's worn off, thankfully! Happy hump day!.

by **xndrew** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:08 am UTC

Guys what's up? Ha haah ha ha, guys, what's up?

by **Jessica** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:16 am UTC

I'm drunk.

I'm a loser because instead of socializing with my friends, whom i invited over, I'm posting.
i'm a loser, and ugly loser.
Crap.

by **Zak** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:49 am UTC

I forgive you, go and be with your friends.

by **xndrew** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 6:26 am UTC

Guys! I got arrested! That's the fucking shit! Wooooooooooo.
Man, life is good again, things happen, there are things to have happen, and there are things that can happen and we can know it!

I hope you're all happy andalive!

by **MotorToad** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 6:00 am UTC

May I recommend .

Almost 10%! It's so tasty and so full of drunk! It's magic.

by **Xavier** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:01 am UTC

You see, my drunkenness works in irritating stages - there's the first stage, where I have this sort of light-headed feeling, but can type and speak reasonably coherently (generally more type than speak - with typing, I can always go back and edit - with speaking, not so much

); then there's the second stage, which comes on all of a sudden, and where I'd probably have problems finding my laptop, let alone opening it, typing in my password, accessing the XKCD forums and typing this.

However, contrary to my assessment, clearly I must be at least slightly drunk (I mean, I've drunk almost all of a bottle of wine

), as I saw fit to come here and make a post in the drnuk thread... *shrugs* Alcohol is a strange thing...

by **Dark Ragnarok** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:04 am UTC

The other day I got a buzz off one my new favorite energy drink, Sparks!

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