xkcd

by **Bobber** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:34 am UTC

What? How else would I know if a smurf shat on me?

NP often gets asked of he as leprosy, because of his acne vulgaris.

by **ekzrated** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:23 pm UTC

It was funny! Anytime anyone makes fun of J-lo, it's funny! Wait, What?

NP's hot sister wants to date-rape me.

by **Chrismclegless** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:34 pm UTC

True. Unfortunately you made a few mistakes. Its not my sister, its some guy I met in jail.

NP hasn't got the guts to retort.

by **ekzrated** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:14 pm UTC

What?? Wrong! I don't know where you get your infor... Wait. What were we talking about?

NP wants to be my bitch

by **Froodulous** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:21 pm UTC

I have no idea what you're talking about.

*cough*

I bite my thumb at you sir \/ :twisted:

by **Chrismclegless** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:37 pm UTC

Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?

What, drawn, and talk of peace! I hate the word,
As I hate hell, all xkcdians, and thee:
Have at thee, coward!

by **ekzrated** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:01 pm UTC

Cowardice is but a side of valor.

NP uses white-out on the computer screen.

by **apeman5291** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:52 am UTC

I have to re-apply whenever I scroll

NP frequently forgets where they are and who they are talking to.

by **ekzrated** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:18 pm UTC

It's actually a good thing sometimes, lisa... wait. what was your name again?

by **MotorToad** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:27 pm UTC

PP forgets to insult me!

NP apologizes for it.

by **ekzrated** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:17 pm UTC

I'm so terribly sorry that you're not worthy of being insulted, since it was obviously done on purpose.

NP Wants to be my valentine.

by **Aristead** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:45 pm UTC

Want to be someones valentine, so sure... why not

V - Thinks "Rambo" was a tour de force

by **Chrismclegless** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:05 pm UTC

Rambo... He won the tour de France, didn't he?

NP watches the Superbowl, and not just for the ads.

by **ekzrated** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:27 pm UTC

Nope. I do it for the hot cheerleaders and female fans! Woo hoo boobie-bearing goodness!!!

NP Thinks it's offensive that I like and discuss boobs anywhere I please.

by **Amnesiasoft** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:42 pm UTC

Yes, yes I do (wait, no I don't, or do I?)

V - Has the mental capacity of a Magikarp.

by **kymagic** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:43 pm UTC

A very intelligent magikarp, I might add...

NP won't be able to come up with a decent insult if his/he/its life depended on it.

by **ekzrated** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:44 pm UTC

Well. At least I don't wear combat boots... Anymore... Usually.

NP fell in love with a plant. As in "Are you IN love?".

by **Quadropus** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:55 pm UTC

Who hasn't fallen in love with a plan??

V Has a fetish for the said plant.

by **ekzrated** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:20 pm UTC

Well.. it is soft...

NP thinks Rosanne Barr was hot in "She Devil".

by **Cheese** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:16 pm UTC

Well?

\/ posts everything in blue.

by **ekzrated** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:34 pm UTC

It's not blue. It's coincidental blue is my favourite colour.

NP wants to be clean up public toilets with his own toothbrush.

by **apeman5291** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:13 pm UTC

mmmmmm..... tasty......

NP picks his nose and shows it to people.

by **ekzrated** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:18 pm UTC

Doode! Red boogies FTW!

NP eats my red boogers.

by **Amnesiasoft** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:37 am UTC

No, that's my ~~evil~~good twin!

V Finds used underpants to be a delicacy.

by **HedgehogsAreFunneh** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 4:06 pm UTC

I know you are but what am I! Yeah! Oldest and lamest comeback in the book ftw!

NP is IMMATUUUURE.

by **Chrismclegless** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 4:08 pm UTC

Aren't we all?

NP can't spell.

by **MotorToad** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:00 pm UTC

I coud if I choosed to! Its this dammed firefox spell cheque that makes me look stewpid.

Next cries at weddings and laughs at funerals.

by **HedgehogsAreFunneh** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:03 pm UTC

If you mean cry out of joy and luaghs during the wake, yes,

Next poster can't do division.

by **ekzrated** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 8:57 pm UTC

Sure I can! If I take an axe, and cut you in half, you die! See? It's easy!

NP thinks leatherface is a good looking bloke.

by **Cheese** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 10:05 pm UTC

\/ wants to be invisible for all the wrong reasons.

by **ekzrated** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:02 pm UTC

If being invisible is wrong, I don't want to be right.

NP wishes to be visible for all the wrong reasons.

by **Token** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:04 pm UTC

Man, I love exposing myself to children.

\/ is aroused by that thought.

by **ekzrated** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:12 pm UTC

In some cultures, it's considered polite to expose yourelf to children, donchaknow...?

NP dreams of Anna Nicole Smith in the buff. As in what she looks like right now.

by **Sour Apple** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:36 am UTC

... because the human body is a beautiful thing at any age.

V Hates the Princess Bride.

by **ekzrated** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:35 pm UTC

^ Not really. Decent.

< Has a list of brain-washing movies, songs, books, and rants < would like to give >,^,V, etc.

V Wants < to brainwash V

by **Sour Apple** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:19 pm UTC

... I think you're in the wrong thread, freak. (That last part was just to fit in with this thread.)

by **ekzrated** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:42 pm UTC

Crap.

NP fails to see what I did there.

by **apeman5291** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:19 pm UTC

Was that from Corrupt-a-wish? I don't get it....

NP thinks Meow Mix is a CD.

by **ekzrated** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:59 pm UTC

Great. Just another merchandising plot to get you to buy crap you don't need. Seriously, when was the last time your cat seemed to appreciate music?

NP is deathly afraid of terrorists.

* I gotta stop killing this thread...

by **abrenecki** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 7:52 am UTC

OH MY GOD! THERE'S A GUY WITH A BEARD AT THE FRONT DOOR! IT MUST BE OSAMA BIN LADEN! RUN!

NP thought that was funny.

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