Moderators: SecondTalon, Moderators General, Prelates
I want to be!Steroid wrote:Don't want to be.bigglesworth wrote:If your economic reality is a choice, then why are you not as rich as Bill Gates?
Coke out of a glass coke bottle triumphs over all.
Midnight wrote:i can't stand diet anything. Aspartame tastes HORRIBLE, and its' worse for you than sugar (brain lesions, i've heard, from a semi-unreliable source. From a very reliable source i've leanred that splenda is a sucrose molecule that adds some chlorine, and i'm hesitant to mess with things that are poisoned so you won't digest it, and it seems like aspartame is silmiliar to splenda)
Amnesiasoft wrote:COKE AND PEPSI ARE THE SAME THING.
Sorry, someone had to say it. But really, I don't notice a difference between coke, pepsi, or diet coke/pepsi. But maybe that Greens to Go sample I tried killed off all my tastebuds.
Adalwolf wrote:Coke can also help an upset stomach, if you sip it for a while.
mandalynn wrote:Adalwolf wrote:Coke can also help an upset stomach, if you sip it for a while.
See, for me, Coke upsets my stomach. I think Coke is syrupy and thick-tasting. I don't know how something can taste thick, but to me, Coke does.
Amnesiasoft wrote:COKE AND PEPSI ARE THE SAME THING.
Sorry, someone had to say it. But really, I don't notice a difference between coke, pepsi, or diet coke/pepsi. But maybe that Greens to Go sample I tried killed off all my tastebuds.
The Mighty Thesaurus wrote:I believe that everything can and must be joked about.
Hawknc wrote:I like to think that he hasn't left, he's just finally completed his foe list.
mandalynn wrote:Adalwolf wrote:Coke can also help an upset stomach, if you sip it for a while.
See, for me, Coke upsets my stomach. I think Coke is syrupy and thick-tasting. I don't know how something can taste thick, but to me, Coke does.
I want to be!Steroid wrote:Don't want to be.bigglesworth wrote:If your economic reality is a choice, then why are you not as rich as Bill Gates?
22/7 wrote:Mr. Pibb > Dr. Pepper... pffft, maybe in communist Russia. And not the good communist Russia, either, the bad communist Russia.
I want to be!Steroid wrote:Don't want to be.bigglesworth wrote:If your economic reality is a choice, then why are you not as rich as Bill Gates?
Rodan wrote:Oh come on, Mr. Pibb destroys Dr. Pepper. I can't drink Dr. Pepper any more without being dismayed in its inferiority.
I want to be!Steroid wrote:Don't want to be.bigglesworth wrote:If your economic reality is a choice, then why are you not as rich as Bill Gates?
Meowsma wrote:Rodan wrote:Oh come on, Mr. Pibb destroys Dr. Pepper. I can't drink Dr. Pepper any more without being dismayed in its inferiority.
I mean, I guess it's possible. I've never heard of this "Dr. Pepper" before, so somebody truly could just be defecating into a bottle and playing a cruel trick on you.
Dr Pepper, however, is the nectar of the gods and mocks cheap knockoff brands such as Mr. Pibb. Dude didn't even get his degree.
To the OP: Pepsi is a bastard yankee drink and shouldn't be consumed by anyone with an ounce of pride.
--Meowsma
I want to be!Steroid wrote:Don't want to be.bigglesworth wrote:If your economic reality is a choice, then why are you not as rich as Bill Gates?
22/7 wrote:He's a Texan, so basically if you're not actually from Texas, and your great grand parents weren't from Texas, or if you're not from so deep in the South that you don't have running water and your front yard is littered with Crocodiles, you're a Yankee. If you're actually from New England, you're a damn Yankee.
Belial wrote:The sex card is tournament legal. And I am tapping it for, like, six mana.
rrwoods wrote:22/7 wrote:He's a Texan, so basically if you're not actually from Texas, and your great grand parents weren't from Texas, or if you're not from so deep in the South that you don't have running water and your front yard is littered with Crocodiles, you're a Yankee. If you're actually from New England, you're a damn Yankee.
I had to read that a few times before I caught your meaning. You should italicize "damn".
I want to be!Steroid wrote:Don't want to be.bigglesworth wrote:If your economic reality is a choice, then why are you not as rich as Bill Gates?
22/7 wrote:rrwoods wrote:22/7 wrote:He's a Texan, so basically if you're not actually from Texas, and your great grand parents weren't from Texas, or if you're not from so deep in the South that you don't have running water and your front yard is littered with Crocodiles, you're a Yankee. If you're actually from New England, you're a damn Yankee.
I had to read that a few times before I caught your meaning. You should italicize "damn".
Your wish is my command.
Now don't you wish you had wished for something better?
Belial wrote:The sex card is tournament legal. And I am tapping it for, like, six mana.
SexyTalon wrote: As for the original Mr. Pibb... I cannot recall if it is superior or not.
Hawknc wrote:Gotta love our political choices here - you can pick the unionised socially conservative party, or the free-market even more socially conservative party. Oh who to vote for…I don't know, I think I'll just flip a coin and hope it explodes and kills me.
The Mighty Thesaurus wrote:I believe that everything can and must be joked about.
Hawknc wrote:I like to think that he hasn't left, he's just finally completed his foe list.

Azrael's terrific story...
Azrael wrote:And you get asked if you want Orange Coke.
"There's no such thing as orange flavored coke!" you want to scream. But you don't. Instead you look up at the petitioner of this absurd question, trying to figure out if they've gone bat shit crazy or if, instead, you're the one gone off the deep end.

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests