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Google Talk, anyone?

Postby hermaj » Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:51 am UTC

http://douweosinga.com/projects/googletalk

It explains the way it works on the site, but basically you put a string of 2-4 words into the box and you can get all sorts of delightful random gibberish. It could be meaningful, hilarious, or complete nonsense, but I find it pretty amusing if I ever want to kill some time.

Example:

i am in love- with a Girl. who is a Jew? and The Heart OF the Game of Life.
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Postby Jack Saladin » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:03 am UTC

The president is not a real Database.


Uh-oh. Could he be some kind of pseudo database?!

A pseudo database is created, that is not part of the problem by reader s


Interesting. This 'reader s' seems to be deeply implicated in the US Government.

Reader S are doing BUSINESS with- the Department of the Treasury.


Wow. The Department of the Treasury is on this too. If only I knew what those guys actually do.

Unfortunately THE MAN obviously go to this valuable resource before I could inquire further. Asking about the Treasury Dept got me nothing but gibberish. Damn.

I'll find you, Reader S. Oh yes. After all:

Saladin is the New York City water supply and demand for Linux/ and Open Source software is a_ Harsh Mistress. k s Astrophysical Quantities.


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Postby hermaj » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:14 am UTC

It is exposing facets of me of which I was not even aware previously. Either I'm a pesticide or a law.

hermaj is a pesticide? is a member of Parliament for the Blind, and Visually Impaired students. by Race/ and ethnicity. In THE United States of America is dead/ k FEELINGS of Guilt by association

tegan is a Law? is. a member of Parliament for the Blind, and Visually Impaired students. by Race/ and ethnicity. In THE United States of America
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Postby Jack Saladin » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:17 am UTC

... Weird how similar those turned out. o.O

Are you sure you're not doing BUSINESS with Reader S and/or the US Government? You seem to want it dead awful bad.
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Postby hermaj » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:22 am UTC

I did feel guilty about it the first time, hopefully that makes it okay.

The second went on with gibberish, then something about writing a book, and "Wiki is a harsh mistress", before ending in gleeful strains of "Le le le le le le"
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Postby Toeofdoom » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:37 am UTC

Infinite loop! awesome!

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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Sun Mar 11, 2007 11:21 am UTC

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Postby Gelsamel » Sun Mar 11, 2007 12:16 pm UTC

Mine just keeps doing the k mar com thing no matter what I put in.
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Postby william » Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:03 pm UTC

alteran is not a sausage.
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Postby dr7 » Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:06 pm UTC

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Postby bbctol » Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:20 pm UTC

Hello, world Of Warcraft.
I didn't pay attention after that.
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Postby Mathmagic » Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:34 pm UTC

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The first sentence made sense, but thereafter, it pretty much gibberishes off into nothing.
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Postby Peshmerga » Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:42 pm UTC

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It keeps going on with did,, I think I broke it :D
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Postby william » Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:27 pm UTC

president bush is really_ A. problem in THE United States of America: He is the best yet by far, the Best- of- the Web where you can Find a lot of hot air.

If you do "Hallowed are the" it repeats "Hallowed are the Ori" in an infinite loop.
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Postby Istrom » Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:43 pm UTC

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Postby Belial » Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:15 pm UTC

My name broke it.

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Postby Belial » Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:35 pm UTC

This is better.

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Postby Nomic » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:46 pm UTC

I types "raptors are" and got

raptors are dead- k FEELINGS of love is The new York city s water supply. and demand for corn from the Homefront k Homecrafts T. P/ k Yonge Memorial Prize for Genomics. and Bioinformatics. (after this it printed out somehtign about NY football club and started repeating "swiss shoes")

Raptors are dead? Good! But what's this talk about New York's water supply? Somebody's demanding corn for genomics and bioinformatic. And just what is Homefront k Homecrafts T. P/ k Yonge Memorial Prize? What does it have to do with raptors? I smell a consipracy!

Entered the Homefront k Homecrafts etc. part to find out more and got

Homefront k Homecrafts T. P/ k Yonge Memorial Prize She is a recipient of the unsolicited faxed documents may. call to notify the sender not to send any future unsolicited advertisements to a telephone. facsimile. machine. computer, or other device to send an unsolicited advertisement to (then it startted repating)

Unsolicitaed faxed documents? May call to notify the sender not to send an future advertisements? I think I'm onto some super secret goverment bioengineering program to bring raptos back from the dead so they cna be used as a weapon! Or somehting.
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Postby fjafjan » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:48 pm UTC

Staffan is a fool. :D
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Postby singing about potatoes » Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:03 pm UTC

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Postby bbctol » Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:07 pm UTC

bbctol is faking it?
If only I knew what...

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Postby Pathway » Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:40 pm UTC

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Ia, ia. IA IA IA IA...

Creepy.

And it went into a loop!!

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Postby Axolotl » Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:33 pm UTC

axolotl is a pesticide? is a pesticide? is a Harsh mistress/ k s Astrophysical Quantities th e Pe le E. mong le E mong le E mong le E mong le E mong le E mong le E mong le E mong le E mong


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Postby bbctol » Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:35 pm UTC

Wow, axolotl, the first time I did bbctol is I got the same as you, starting from Harsh Mistress. I will always wonder what mong le E means.
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Postby Axolotl » Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:45 pm UTC

It is a question that will likely haunt me forever.

They did, however, make up for it by providing an answer to The Big Question somewhat more coherent than most:

The meaning of life is to be feared, that the same thing you THOUGHT Hard about Is the Same as a- Flower Jagjaguwar) Wide. Arrivati did did did did did you see the Words by Animal Collective. album UNKNOWN. www . did did did did did you see the Words by Animal Collective. album UNKNOWN.


If you trim it down somewhat, it's actually quite honest.

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Postby william » Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:56 pm UTC

why pay more for a Reason a Season or a lifetime. of memories- with% Recipes, by Colette Rossant Hardcover Pages did did you ever have To make it Suck_ less. than the price of Loyalty george_ W. Bush,
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Postby gmalivuk » Tue Mar 13, 2007 2:30 am UTC

the war on terror is a war- on Christmas.


I KNEW it! The government is just trying to take away Christmas by fighting an unendable war against an undefinable enemy.

South Park got it wrong. Iraqis aren't holding Santa Claus, he's in Abu Graib, being tortured by our own troops.
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On a slightly more serious note, what's with all the strings of "did did did..."?

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Postby william » Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:58 am UTC

I hate Bush because he is a great player, but he s also a good idea to make- sure that the client is using the same wind we are using. Vizzini: Whoever he is, he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is

and the "he is he is" continued indefinitely.
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Postby cmacis » Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:26 am UTC

pi is exactly three. times the fun!

Hmm, so fun!=Pi/3
But factorial is a mapping from N to N, so Pi/3 is natural, so Pi is natural. Argue it out with google. Yay for Pi, it is worth 3 lots of fun!
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Postby muteKi » Thu Mar 22, 2007 6:01 am UTC

the daily show with Jon Stewart, Presents America The Book_ a_ Citizen s Guide to the Galaxy? On- the Edge. of_ the solar system. The Sun, is a star, Wars fan Film Awards, k did did IMG: did... [I expect infinite loop]

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fun = 1.1014

Postby gmalivuk » Thu Mar 22, 2007 6:06 pm UTC

cmacis wrote:Hmm, so fun!=Pi/3
But factorial is a mapping from N to N, so Pi/3 is natural, so Pi is natural. Argue it out with google. Yay for Pi, it is worth 3 lots of fun!


I'm thinking they're using ! as an abbreviation for the gamma function. So Gamma(fun + 1) = Pi/3. So, taking Pi to have its usual value, we have discovered that fun is approximately 1.1014.
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Postby TheTankengine » Thu Mar 22, 2007 6:54 pm UTC

i feel like a_ Woman: scorned. k


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Postby Tractor » Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:01 pm UTC

xkcd is the New York City Football Club. website.

I think it is confused. :?

EDIT: Also using 'Use Google talk' resulted in an infinite loop of 'I was a teenage werewolf'.
9 x 6 = 42

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Postby AngryRobot » Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:00 pm UTC

Oh i remember this thing, i been trying to find it again in my moments of boredom thanks tegan!
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