xkcd

by **willwithskills** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:22 am UTC

Hehehe. It's like racism..... except it's beardism. Hehehe.

NP doesn't realize that what I just said makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

by **sleepygamer** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 2:35 pm UTC

Haha... wait... what?

NP is a fat, balding, beardy twat, who cannot comprehend the utter, sheer, incredibleness of this insult.

by **abrenecki** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:53 am UTC

More beardism!

NP thinks xD cards are sexy.

by **ekzrated** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 5:27 pm UTC

It's not about thinking they're sexy, it's KNOWING that sexy isn't even the tip of the iceberg.

NP finds the idea of elephants mating sexually arousing.

by **hat_on_a_rat** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:04 pm UTC

mmm especially the hot elephant action the below posters mom had last night

by **UnderRock** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:08 pm UTC

Hey, don't dis it till you've tried it! (...Or your mom has?)

NP is slightly cannibalistic

by **ekzrated** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:25 pm UTC

If by "slightly" you mean "Absolutely" and by "cannibalistic" you mean "eats people", then you are correct!

NP wants to eat my left-overs.

by **UnderRock** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:28 pm UTC

Well I need energy after all that elephant action... or something?

NP is quite a pain in the ass.

by **ekzrated** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:40 pm UTC

Thank you!

NP likes it when I run him/her over with my car at high-speeds.

by **UnderRock** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:47 pm UTC

It just makes me feel so special ^.^

NP doesn't think it's necessary to wash his/her hands after using the bathroom.

by **ekzrated** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:53 pm UTC

Washing hands? What's that?(On a totally related note, I'm glad I'm not the only one who notices this. Everytime I go to a public restroom, 4 out of 5 men do not wash their hands. What the fuck is up with that? Seriously! That's nasty!)

NP wants me to steal his/her girlfriend.

by **drconcon** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:45 pm UTC

But she doesn't want you.

NP likes to say the following phrase "I won a math debate"

by **UnderRock** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 10:06 pm UTC

Yes, I argued 1+1=2
... only I lost 0.0 (I really did too!)

NP ated my cookie

by **ekzrated** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 10:36 pm UTC

That's an insult? From where I stand, it's merely fact.

NP blames the state of the US economy on illegal immigrants.

by **apeman5291** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:32 pm UTC

Damn Mexicans and their cheap labor!
A giant wall should fix that.

NP thinks a giant wall would actually work.

by **schmiggen** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:43 pm UTC

Seriously, all we need to do is find a way to motivate it.

Loser says "what?"

by **apeman5291** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:44 pm UTC

What?

NP uses " :mrgreen:

" excessively.

by **ekzrated** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:09 am UTC

Not true!

See? That was just the right amount!

NP thinks that the war in Iraq is to fight terrorism.

by **UnderRock** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 2:11 am UTC

Well I mean that's what Bush keeps saying, so it must be true!

NP has more pimples than you can shake a stick at (I stole this from somewhere)

by **sleepygamer** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 2:22 am UTC

Not gonna deny it. Spot cream is teh epic phail on me.

NP likes men. Sea men to be precise. In the ear. And tear ducts.

by **Malbert** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 4:24 am UTC

I have already been kicked in the soul, what do I have to lose?

NP is not good with computer.

by **UnderRock** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 5:55 am UTC

Oh yea?! Just wait till I hack you! *types the term "hack Malbert" on Google and clicks search* You've got to be one of these results! Muahahahaha!

NP looks like a taco--the bad kind of taco...

by **abrenecki** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:04 am UTC

I like both kinds of tacos (for different reasons). (Soft edible ones don't count as tacos.)

NP still has no idea what NP means.

by **Actaeus** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:16 pm UTC

"Nondeterministic Polynomial time", duh.

NP != P.

by **ekzrated** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:31 pm UTC

?

NP truly believes in everything that George W. Bush says.

by **timpzed** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 2:46 am UTC

|..... likes it you know where
V

by **dardy_7** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:10 am UTC

I Once shaved a monkey to make a monkey fur hat
V

by **ekzrated** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:59 pm UTC

Um. Yes.

NP is a creationist.

by **AdamV** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:33 pm UTC

I believe in creation
I also happen to believe I am the Creator.

| has a collection of photoshopped fake Gollum-pr0n
V

by **Nexus_1101** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:39 pm UTC

shhhh!

\/ can only spell words ending with 'ed'

by **ekzrated** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:56 pm UTC

That'sed noted trued. Ied caned spelled wordsed thated don'ted ended ined eded. Fored exampled, Jessica Alba!

NP thinks Brohm is smart.

by **That_one_guy** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:13 pm UTC

Mmmhmm... Hey!

NP Thinks that Carlos Mencia is Hilarious.

by **ekzrated** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:23 pm UTC

Well, he was. Not so much anymore.

NP would pick up a baby bear in the woods.

by **That_one_guy** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:27 pm UTC

I h8 mauling.

NP is easy.

by **ekzrated** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:10 pm UTC

Well, the girls don't seem to mind.

NP doesn't care about his momma.

by **abrenecki** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:37 pm UTC

*something about american spelling that makes the above statement invalid in a humourous manner*

NP has posted a hypocritical statement to this thread, and has also never had a (boy/girl)friend.

by **ekzrated** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:51 pm UTC

Well, that just means that under the right circumstances, I'm right! Besides, have you ever seen one of those boy/girls? I'll stick to girlfriends, thank you very much.

Next person actually likes boy/girls. Especially the ones with unibrows.

by **Cornelius** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:23 pm UTC

boy/girls are pretty gay.

NP cannot understand acronyms.

by **drconcon** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:32 pm UTC

Grammar is only useful when you want to correct someones.

NP thinks "your" means "you're"
What a goof.

by **Ended** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:50 pm UTC

NP thinks "your" means "you're"
What a goof.

Your going to regret calling me a goof, goof.

V posts those stupid chainmail comments on youtube saying "Don't read this! There was a girl called yadda yadda YADDA".

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