xkcd

by **FearoftheDomo-Kun** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:59 am UTC

IO think i'm kind a rdrujnk atm, not too badot thuogh. my poor spelling mis mostly due to typing on a laptop inbgesd bed BED snap
this reminds me
i dreamt of joan jett the other night, it was awesoooooome:D shei ntedrodcuded me to a rhreadheaded girl at my scholkl nnnn mmmmmmsleepuytime

by **xndrew** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 4:55 am UTC

These people like terrible music.
The beer is warm.
I wish I actually like them.

by **Chrismclegless** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:01 am UTC

I'm very drunkn atm. I'm going to bed soom, beut appartenyly I alomost kkilled someone tofay when they stole my sombrero. Sorry about the typos, nbut I thoguht the point of the thread was not to edit them out. Typijng twhile drunb is fun! I think it helps that I'm leaning on my shelves, which are at head height right in fonrt of my desk. I'm sure everyone will be able to understand this post anyway, so it doesn't really matter. I'm rambling aren't I. Good night all.

by **@trophy** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:12 am UTC

Slightly tipsy atm... which only contributes to the general loneliness I've been feeling lately.

by **libellule** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:30 am UTC

Your avatar looks really well drawn after a few glasses of wine.

by **aleflamedyud** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:12 am UTC

After a night out I'm back home and kind of drunk...

Kind of...

I have to wake up in the morning and run in a race, but if I have a hangover I won't go. It's not like I raised them any money anyway, I just signed up to kick myself in the ass and make myself get physically fit. Mission accomplished.

Also, I fucking hate Apple computers if they don't fix their goddamn fragile-ass screen without charging me $1200 fucking dollars. Every frecking third-party vendor sells the screens for $400-ish, where does $800 of labor come from you snobby fucks!? I can get a perfectly good, more durable machine and stick Hardy Heron on it!

by **Calibwam** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:10 pm UTC

wel
l, maybe not drunk, byt i've at lest had enough to drink. only white wine tonight though. i'm kind'a tired, bit i don't want to slip.. i thionk i will watch donnie darko before im turning in- i'we seen it befor so i dont have to think that much

by **Amarantha** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:59 am UTC

How can i possibly be drnuk. i've had a negroni and a beer and some dal makhani Gee Willikers how good is beer and chilli in combination. there goes tonights study and i've got exams on tuesday and wednesday. then wedding dress hopping on friday gods help me. I hope I have more firefly dreams that was coll.

by **MotorToad** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:06 am UTC

I'm stone-cold sober at my dad's house. SOMEONE HELP!

I think I might have to go get some beers...

by **joff** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 5:06 am UTC

Amarantha wrote:How can i possibly be drnuk. i've had a negroni and a beer and some dal makhani Gee Willikers how good is beer and chilli in combination. there goes tonights study and i've got exams on tuesday and wednesday. then wedding dress hopping on friday gods help me. I hope I have more firefly dreams that was coll.

Maybe Chilli beer is a Melbourne thing? My crazy PhD-doing workmate rants on and on about it all the time.....

by **Flying Betty** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 6:11 am UTC

Driking alone really isn't all it's cracked up to be. THough my apartment is a bit cleaner than it was when I started, which was the plan all along.

by **Amarantha** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 6:55 am UTC

joff wrote:
Amarantha wrote:i've had a negroni and a beer and some dal makhani Gee Willikers how good is beer and chilli in combination.

Maybe Chilli beer is a Melbourne thing? My crazy PhD-doing workmate rants on and on about it all the time.....

It wasn't chilli beer I was drinking last night; I was just enjoying the combination of food-with-chilli-in (dal makhani) and beer. But I have had various chilli beers and they really are lovely

I also make my own (Alberto's Locoto) chilli vodka for Bloody Marys

by **joff** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 7:43 am UTC

Amarantha wrote:I also make my own (Alberto's Locoto) chilli vodka for Bloody Marys

Oooo now that's an idea I can get behind..... wanna make me one?

by **snafubar** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:17 am UTC

Posting with a lot of typos does not necessarily imply being drunk, nor does being drunk necessarily imply a lot of typos. Being drunk may require a little more use of the backspace key than normal but it's no real excuse for typing badly. Typing a forum post with a ton of typos to me implies that you're trying to make it seem like you're drunk (whether you are or not) by not even trying to type well. Unless you're so drunk you're on the verge of puking or passing out, I typed a few interesting things in IRC once in that state. I am intoxicated while typing this, it's fair game to the thread. I had some vodka tonic and then appletini, and now some vodka with grapefruit juice (but over a period of time so I admit I'm not incredibly drunk). Yes they sound like chick drinks, I am a chick, but I mix fairly strongly.

But seriously, even if I was blacked out drunk off my ass, seeing posts rife with unnecessary typos is not that entertaining (not to mention this forum has built in spell check so all you have to do to fix them is right click on the red underlined things...)

by **Jessica** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:21 pm UTC

The underlines are from firefox, not from the forum.

by **ishikiri** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:31 pm UTC

snafubar wrote:Posting with a lot of typos does not necessarily imply being drunk, nor does being drunk necessarily imply a lot of typos. Being drunk may require a little more use of the backspace key than normal but it's no real excuse for typing badly. Typing a forum post with a ton of typos to me implies that you're trying to make it seem like you're drunk (whether you are or not) by not even trying to type well. Unless you're so drunk you're on the verge of puking or passing out, I typed a few interesting things in IRC once in that state. I am intoxicated while typing this, it's fair game to the thread. I had some vodka tonic and then appletini, and now some vodka with grapefruit juice (but over a period of time so I admit I'm not incredibly drunk). Yes they sound like chick drinks, I am a chick, but I mix fairly strongly.

But seriously, even if I was blacked out drunk off my ass, seeing posts rife with unnecessary typos is not that entertaining (not to mention this forum has built in spell check so all you have to do to fix them is right click on the red underlined things...)

Just get trollied and start posting. Most of the really bad posts will probably be the best of about 10 goes, then fixed up a little bit, then given up on with the phrase "aaahhh thas'll do" while they try and keep their head up.

by **Jessica** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 7:18 am UTC

So, I drank a bit tonight. And I'm quite happy. Holy fuck am I happy. I couldn't stop smiling at the bar, and then I laughed, and couldn't stop laughing at these two guys who tired to hit on me.

Luckily my more attractive friend tried to help by grinding against me, which only made them try and hit on her instead. Still couldn't stop laughing.

Much fun was had.

I should crash soon.

by **Amarantha** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:01 pm UTC

I wouldn't say I'm drnuk exactly, but a goblet of Chimay red deserves a mention for sheer awesomeness :mrgreen:

Now I'm going to make a dirty martini (thanks to the cocktails thread), but I won't be psoting once I've finished it.
*relaxes for rest of evening*

by **3fj** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 3:52 pm UTC

segmentation fault wrote:jager is really disgusting...

Erm... arn't most spirits when you drink them straight?

Isn't that the point

by **Thirsting** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:26 pm UTC

I was trying to find this thread while very drunk yesterday, but couldn't despite considerable efforts. I'd be little bit (much less) drunk again tonight, but have to go in a minute to take money from other drunkards.. uh, working.

And Jägermeister straight and cold is The Drink.

I'd also like to recommend some coffee liquour + hot hot chocolate + mint chocolate ice cream -mix. Yum.

by **clintonius** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 11:48 pm UTC

3fj wrote:
segmentation fault wrote:jager is really disgusting...

Erm... arn't most spirits when you drink them straight?

Isn't that the point

Oh, it's sad that you think that! No, most spirits should be completely delicious when straight -- THAT is the point! Jaegar is an abomination of humanity. Talisker, on the other hand, is a bloody miracle.

Off to finish the last couple inches of a jug of rum. This much drink in a regular bottle would have a minimal effect on me, so I'm excited to see what the double-wide does

perhaps I'll post when I find out

by **Quadropus** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:44 pm UTC

clintonius wrote:a jug of rum. This much drink in a regular bottle would have a minimal effect on me, so I'm excited to see what the double-wide does perhaps I'll post when I find out

Must've been good judging from the lack of another post...

I will probably post later when I am drunk (on a Monday night... Yay school

); be warned Internet, I have no mercy.

by **pseudoidiot** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:47 pm UTC

No good drunk stories involving myself. Never been drunk -- not for lack of trying, it just turns out I have a ridiculous tolerance for alcohol considering I almost never consume any.

Anyhow, this story is from a guy I used to work with, and it's one of my favorites. He started the story talking about a girl he had a huge crush on and how they hung out alot, but that he was never brave enough to do anything about it. Anyhow, I guess one night he was at a party with some friends (she wasn't there) and he got good and drunk. The next day he found out, much to his dismay, that he'd called her at some point that evening. And, apparently, during the conversation he said, "sometimes I think about you when I masturbate."

by **Ian Ex Machina** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:36 pm UTC

Well my typing still appears accurate but my mind is wandering, damn you time limit on wine/vinegar.
Tomorrow i'm gonna be worse for wear and no-one in my house is going to know why.
I may play rockband online drunk, as alcohol can only improve my timing.

by **Frello** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:13 pm UTC

"Oh, why can't I never browse the xkcd forum when I'm drunkish" - Oh, I just did!

Anyway, I guess the right way to do this thread woulbd be to not delete anything, you have written - be it typos, faulty grammar or bad translations. KJust like the Vikings did it...except it co, wrong, they could "erase&replace!" stuff with their hammer-thing. In Denmark, we call it a "mejsel". Wow, I'm lol'ling at this. Anyway, this way you would captuer more of the stupifiyngly stupid/fascinatingly fascist thoughts that wouldn't, under normal circumstances, make it all the way from the person-oin-questions bainr. I know everyone make these fayults normmally, too. But when you're drunk, they become more frequent + who would post any of this gibberish when sober? i know I wouldn't.

Anyway, I'm happy. With thae magic tof time, this will all be turned into a loving memory in the morningl.
I wonder gow many typos people make with a normal keyboard compared to that white/grey Mac keyboard that I am writing on right now. Anyway, I like it. Gosh, som many anyways...

by **clintonius** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:26 am UTC

Quadropus wrote:
clintonius wrote:a jug of rum. This much drink in a regular bottle would have a minimal effect on me, so I'm excited to see what the double-wide does perhaps I'll post when I find out

Must've been good judging from the lack of another post...

Oh, you have no idea!

I'm on roughly my 5th gin of the night (plus three beers), so hooray for Tuesdays!

by **cwoodin** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:51 am UTC

Berengal wrote:
Savoy_Truffle wrote:I have a friend who can knit while drunk. I admire her immensely.

She should recieve a nobel prize. Especially if she knits at bars and the like while drunk.

Jäger is tasty straight, in my opinion. I'm a sucker for spirits though, even bare vodka (though admittedly that IS better mixed).

Oh god, in my opinion bare vodka isn't even in the same league of grossness as straight Jäger. I drank with some germans once who assumed my friend and I didn't know what vodka was when we drank it straight (they had crappy mixing ingredients)

by **Shakes** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:42 pm UTC

Though not currently drunk, here are some previous after-morning thoughts that have led me to believe that I was quite inebriated the night before ('cause sometimes, let's face it, you really do forget):

-"who are all you people" along with, "where am I?" are fairly standard thoughts
-"Why am I sleeping on my face?"
-"Why are my underpants inside-out"
-"Hmm, I certainly don't remember leaving my dinner in the bathroom sink..."
-"Either I went out reeeeeallly late last night, or I have learned to drink in my sleep... Either way, it's 9am, time for work, and I'm drunk. crap."

Also, finding out later that day that you barged into your room mate's room and passed out in his closet is usually a pretty good sign that you were well on your way the night before...

by **dracharys** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:49 pm UTC

Anyone else get paranoid about organ thieves when out drinking?

by **Shakes** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:57 pm UTC

dracharys wrote:Anyone else get paranoid about organ thieves when out drinking?

Wait... Like the instrument, or your kidneys?

either way, yes to both.

by **dracharys** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:02 am UTC

Shakes wrote:
dracharys wrote:Anyone else get paranoid about organ thieves when out drinking?

Wait... Like the instrument, or your kidneys?

either way, yes to both.

If I ever had the instrument they made off with it years ago so it's going to have to be my kidneys.

by **SecondTalon** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:05 am UTC

No. Because I'm not naive enough to believe every idiotic urban legend I hear.

by **Shakes** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:19 am UTC

SexyTalon wrote:No. Because I'm not naive enough to believe every idiotic urban legend I hear.

Ahh, those were the good old days... Many a good foot pedal was stolen, always a key here and there, and occasionally a nice pipe. You can't get away with such hooliganism nowadays, no way. And so, it has become a thing of legends, some might say urban legends...
...but I still look over my shoulder every time I happen back to my old haunts. Still worried that the old calliope on the back of my trailer just might go missing as soon as I turn my back...

maybe I'm just crazy,
but most likely I'm just having a bit of fun :wink:

by **MotorToad** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:49 am UTC

If I had a nickel for every time my piano was stolen in a bar... Never an organ, though. The pipes make them all but unportable.

by **clintonius** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:58 am UTC

Shakes wrote:Though not currently drunk, here are some previous after-morning thoughts that have led me to believe that I was quite inebriated the night before ('cause sometimes, let's face it, you really do forget):

-"who are all you people" along with, "where am I?" are fairly standard thoughts
-"Why am I sleeping on my face?"
-"Why are my underpants inside-out"
-"Hmm, I certainly don't remember leaving my dinner in the bathroom sink..."
-"Either I went out reeeeeallly late last night, or I have learned to drink in my sleep... Either way, it's 9am, time for work, and I'm drunk. crap."

Also, finding out later that day that you barged into your room mate's room and passed out in his closet is usually a pretty good sign that you were well on your way the night before...

"So. . . can I come by later to pick up my underwear?"
and
"Do you happen to know why I woke up at 9am on New Year's Day ON THE SUBWAY, 140 BLOCKS FROM WHERE WE STARTED THE NIGHT" were some of my better ones, along with "Wow. I wish I wouldn't have been punched by that cop. The black eye is going to be hard to explain during my first day as a teacher."

by **Easton** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:46 am UTC

Thoroughly buzzed now, debating via text messages with a friend of alternative persuasion whether or not to go hit a bar of similar nonlinear angles.

by **Jessica** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:54 am UTC

I am quite drunk right now.
my fingers barely listen to my commands.

sleep time approaches

by **Mat** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:10 am UTC

hmm i think i belong in this thread for a while.

yes sleep is also good though

zzz

by **sleepygamer** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:35 am UTC

I was bored. We have lots of Carlsberg downstairs... why not?

I am comfortably sloshed.

by **BomanTheBear** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:47 am UTC

SHITCHEAH!

I was worried there'd be no place for me. I can do minimal damage here.

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