## 0416: "Zealous Autoconfig"

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### Re: "Zealous Autoconfig" Discussion

luketheduke wrote:Yeah, you need a damn good raid setup to get a whole school with 5 field agents.

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If I had an Internet spare, you would've won it for that.

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I'm currently imagining Randall Munroe and/or Black Hat Man acting as 21st century highwaymen, holding you at gunpoint with the phrase:

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pgn674 wrote:Well, by pressing CTRL-C and sending SIGINT, he's interrupting the WIFI Autoconfig process. I expect it will kill the AI field agents it had forked earlier. Since these agents had previously inherited the children, they're now the children's parents. Since the parents are being quickly killed, the children now become zombies.

That's what happens to the children.

If the children's parents are killed, won't they become the property of init? Effectively wards of the state.

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Anarchy965 wrote:I'm posting from my new Hardy Heron installation. I have yet to find this option.
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Best XKCD in a long, long time. I like how the guy is just calmly pressing Ctrl-C in exactly the same way one does when a program hangs and you're irritated.

But really, he shouldn't have invoked it with the --enable-extreme-measures switch.

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And this is why I leave my home network open.

Well, this and the fact that I'm a forward-thinking type who believes that anyone driving by (despite the fact that I live in a semi-gated community) ought to have internet access.

Well, that and that fact that if I get a new WiFi device, I'm lazy and want it to connect ASAP without a password.

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I was a bit worried when this first happened to me, but now I just let it run. It works much better than aircrack for WAP passwords and frankly, I'm not too fond of my neighbors children.

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caadoptees wrote:Been RSS'ing your comics for a while now. However, I don't always understand them all, but I try. The reason that this caught my eye is that Lenhart is my mother's maiden name. Did you have a reason (that you can share) for this name?

What? I hope you didn't really just announce your mother's maiden name (potentially something used as a password recovery secret) to the internet.

I think its a dumb piece of information to use for that anyways.
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fatduck wrote:"Interesting game. The only way to win is not to think about it."

Fix'd.

Shit.
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Agreed, ctrl-c ctrl-c feels so familiar. Twice is pure genius. Also, you don't have to maintain the field agents, Canonical Ltd keeps them ready for you.

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Well, coulnd't we have a pool of field agents here at xkcd? If someone needs a WEP, a gang of fellow xkcder's could take their children.

Or maybe we can do it in Python?

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wep = raw_input("Was it an open network (j/n)? ")if wep != j:     import field_agents     obduct kids     print "Parents contacted for retracting WEP"else:      print "Ok, then.."
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oh man, i so want something that does this, only abducts randomers rather than ppl connected to the connection, meaning that you would get the password through the confusion of the ppl in the vivinity seeing a script abduct a person...

oh, and isn't this what the CIA / FBI / NSA do? i imagine it's someone who nicked a computer of theirs, or a new intern...

ah well, it'd all be fun...
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### Re: "Zealous Autoconfig" Discussion

PatrickRsGhost wrote:
fatduck wrote:"Interesting game. The only way to win is not to think about it."

Fix'd.

Shit.

I was actually quoting WarGames.

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Zealous... but not OVER zealous.

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haha quite the amusing comic. there have been times when i wish my computer could do that. but the on thing that confused me was that he was pressing ctrl + C. i would have expected ctrl+ break. now i am a bit a of a linux newb so if anyone could explain it to me it would be greatly appreciated. thanks!

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Steroid wrote:And this is why I leave my home network open.

Well, this and the fact that I'm a forward-thinking type who believes that anyone driving by (despite the fact that I live in a semi-gated community) ought to have internet access.

Well, that and that fact that if I get a new WiFi device, I'm lazy and want it to connect ASAP without a password.

Except for when someone gets on your connection and promptly sstarts downloading all sorts of illegal things, then leaves, leaving you stuck with the blame.

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Another XKCD classic, love this one!

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That's kinda like how Windows does it, only with them the field agent comes to your house and kicks you in the nuts. Fortunately this is Microsoft we're talking about, so I'm still waiting for it and when it finally does get here it probably won't work very well anyway.

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pyroman wrote:haha quite the amusing comic. there have been times when i wish my computer could do that. but the on thing that confused me was that he was pressing ctrl + C. i would have expected ctrl+ break. now i am a bit a of a linux newb so if anyone could explain it to me it would be greatly appreciated. thanks!

When in the Unix/Linux terminal, Ctrl+C kills the current process.

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Anarchy965 wrote:I'm posting from my new Hardy Heron installation. I have yet to find this option.

You're assuming that it's an option. This seems more like the standard behaviour, the way it just launches in, and the character sits there perplexed at his computer trying to crack the Lenhart family's wireless before taking measures into its own hands.

On the bright side, though, at least now we know Hardy Heron won't give up easily when trying to procure wireless service!

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Heh - this comic reminded my of how I felt when I was playing around with a fresh install of BackTrack...

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This Is Funny.

That computer is just being a little too helpful, no?

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suso wrote:What? I hope you didn't really just announce your mother's maiden name (potentially something used as a password recovery secret) to the internet.

Woo, now we know some random person's mother's maiden name -- when we don't even know said random person's ACTUAL name. Big deal.

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Actually, wicrawl does pretty much that. Fire it up, and it'll find and crack any access points it can get its hands on. Aircrack works better though. Yes, I too own a copy of BackTrack for "testing" purposes

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e946 wrote:Except for when someone gets on your connection and promptly sstarts downloading all sorts of illegal things, then leaves, leaving you stuck with the blame.

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I'm not sure what I need more now, a WiFi decryptor or open-source field agents. I wonder if I copied the program and used it on multiple computers if it would then create a small army of field agents... I could take over.... CANADA!

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And to think, I thought I was secure for using WPA. Never thought about brute force attacks.

Though it helps I have no children. What does the program do then?

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Good old rubber-hose cryptanalysis. Works every time.
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This is the best XKCD in ages. It really, really is.
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field agents eh? so THATS what the geek squad is for...
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fatduck wrote:
PatrickRsGhost wrote:
fatduck wrote:"Interesting game. The only way to win is not to think about it."

Fix'd.

Shit.

I was actually quoting WarGames.

Which predates that particular kewl-but-actually-moronic geekly alternative to masturbation by about fifteen bloody years, so there.

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fatduck wrote:
PatrickRsGhost wrote:
fatduck wrote:"Interesting game. The only way to win is not to think about it."

Fix'd.

Shit.

I was actually quoting WarGames.

You know how WarGames is supposed to be this lesson in how war isn't the answer and nobody should fight wars?

When I was a kid, I just assumed that it was a commentary about how stupid tic tac toe was.

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Kni7es wrote:I'm not sure what I need more now, a WiFi decryptor or open-source field agents. I wonder if I copied the program and used it on multiple computers if it would then create a small army of field agents... I could take over.... CANADA!

Windows is finally doomed... who can resist the power of the opensource field agents?

You know, a feature like this is probably the only thing that would satisfy all those complainers on the Ubuntu threads. Shame about all those laws against fun stuff like kidnapping. Stupid lawyers.

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The user's frantic SIGINT-ing is what made this one work.

First time in a while that I've laughed at an XKCD out loud...
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I was kind of interested in maybe installing ubuntu someday before this comic. Now, I'm wondering what I can clear off my hard drive/if I can fit a useful install in a gigabyte or less, as soon as possible.
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Why is his phone ringing in the third panel. He's not Mr. Lenhart, is he?
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Namaps wrote:Why is his phone ringing in the third panel. He's not Mr. Lenhart, is he?

autoconfig connected via the phone. Maybe it's set to vibrate when controlled by the Bluetooth connection.
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pyroman wrote:haha quite the amusing comic. there have been times when i wish my computer could do that. but the on thing that confused me was that he was pressing ctrl + C. i would have expected ctrl+ break. now i am a bit a of a linux newb so if anyone could explain it to me it would be greatly appreciated. thanks!

When in the Unix/Linux terminal, Ctrl+C kills the current process.

awesome thanks. I figured it was something like that.
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I just get the clear impression that if the character was wearing a black hat the last panel would have him sitting with his arms crossed, impressed at this new discovery.

This is one of the first computer jokes I have really laughed at. Even I got what the ctrl c was and I'm hopeless at computer stuff. Fantastic comic.