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Roosevelt wrote:I wrote:Does Space Teddy Roosevelt wrestle Space Bears and fight the Space Spanish-American War with his band of Space-volunteers the Space Rough Riders?
Yes.
Hawknc wrote:I don't know if you've never heard of trolling, or if you're just very good at it.
anterovipunen wrote: The only advantages are that you swing the weapon more powerfully and quickly and have better range
anterovipunen wrote:The only advantages are that you win
Hawknc wrote:I don't know if you've never heard of trolling, or if you're just very good at it.
phlip wrote:sleepy, the only thing you're worse at is being not awesome.
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LittleChrist wrote:The problem with a two-handed sword is that if you swing with force and miss, you are off balance and open to attack with no means to parry. In this respect a single sworded solider would dodge the first blow and stab while the two handed swordsman would be recoiling from the first swing.
As for the chainmail vs. sword question, I believe a hard enough swing would split skin or fracture bone, yet the mail would prevent severing of the limb. This, however, is probably worse as you are separated from your weapon or shield. Chainmail was primarily designed to prevent punctures and stabbing that plate armor was so weak against.

Quadropus wrote:I would rather be armed with a flail.
Seriously, how much ass would be kicked with one of these:Spoiler:
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clintonius wrote:The "thwak thwak thwak" in this movie makes me think they cranked up a powerpoint slideshow of angry pictures set to the soundtrack of a furious masturbator.
ishikiri wrote:Quadropus wrote:I would rather be armed with a flail.
Seriously, how much ass would be kicked with one of these:Spoiler:
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Your problems will start when someone comes runnign at you whilst you try and rip that thing out of the ribcage of your last opponent!
wst wrote:ishikiri wrote:Quadropus wrote:I would rather be armed with a flail.
Seriously, how much ass would be kicked with one of these:Spoiler:
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Your problems will start when someone comes runnign at you whilst you try and rip that thing out of the ribcage of your last opponent!
Nah, you take on bigger stuff in Katamary Damacy the more stuff is stuck to it. Only back then, pre-PS2, they used flails to get their fix.
Gunfingers wrote:This included two handed swords (ever used a shield? blocking a good swing from a two-hander could very easily knock you on your ass), maces (often with spikes), and my personal favorite, the Guten Tag.
Well, for the most part, they didn't. The sword was, contrary to popular belief, not the preferred battlefield weapon of the samurai. They generally fought on horseback, using the bow and spear. In battle, they mostly carried swords as a backup weapon. If a skilled Japanese swordsman were forced to fight a man with the shield sword combo, it might go a little differently than you've described. Japanese sword training emphasizes speed and precision over power. He wouldn't be attacking the "sword side" or "shield side", he'd be attacking whatever was still exposed (legs, head, etc. assuming a smaller shield) or maneuvering for more advantageous footing (a man carrying a tower shield isn't exactly going to be nimble).anterovipunen wrote:samurai's obviously used 2 handed katana's..... but I don't understand how they could defeat someone with a shield and sword combo. If they attack on the shield side, the enemy can just use the shield to block, step in and stab. If they attack on the sword side the enemy can block with the sword, step in and punch with the shield edge. If they thrust forward, the enemy can use either sword or shield to deflect the thrust and then step in and attack with the other arm.
I don't know a whole lot about European style swordsmanship (other than Olympic type fencing, which doesn't really count) but when learning how to fight with a katana, most of the emphasis is on striking precisely from a stable base. We use two hands because it offers more control, not more power. If you're being pushed around, you're doing something fundamentally wrong, and were going to lose the fight either way.anterovipunen wrote:So my reckoning is that with a two handed weapon you're at a massive disadvantage. The only advantages are that you swing the weapon more powerfully and quickly and have better range, but you always seem to be on the back foot, and in a battle you'd be pushed back and not be in control of where you want to go and likely to be pushed into another enemy who can finish you off from behind.
You are completely correct, AFAIK, for western weapons. It was the exact opposite, however, for Japanese swords. They are literally designed to be 3' razor blades.sethicus wrote:Swords weren't sharpened like razors, for the most part. They had a working sharp edge, which is much duller than a razor, but sharp enough that it can take a lot of abuse and still hold its edge.
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thecommabandit wrote:Can't say I'm a fan of gladii.
Wow, that was fun to say. Gladii.
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LittleChrist wrote:Chainmail was primarily designed to prevent punctures and stabbing that plate armor was so weak against.
Someone wittier than I wrote:To a spear, dagger or arrow, chainmail is nothing but a loosely connected set of holes.
Chrismclegless wrote:LittleChrist wrote:Chainmail was primarily designed to prevent punctures and stabbing that plate armor was so weak against.
I'm fairly sure chainmail wasn't designed to prevent stabbing, more to protect against slicing. The idea was to stop the sharp edge cutting off your arm. It didn't help against pointy things.Someone wittier than I wrote:To a spear, dagger or arrow, chainmail is nothing but a loosely connected set of holes.
Hawknc wrote:I don't know if you've never heard of trolling, or if you're just very good at it.
Felstaff wrote:Also I like the thought of brass knuckles, though I doubt these would have been employed so much in battle. Mainly bar fights in various grog bars on the barbary coast, or so pirate lore has informed me.
anterovipunen wrote:Also swords are very effective at thrusting, but if you swung a sword and hit someone's arm who was wearing chainmail... what would happen? would the sword bounce off or slice through?? I guess that depends on the length of the sword.
Having spent far too many hours swinging sledge hammers (8, 10, 16 and 20 pounders), I can attest that a squarely landed blow from one would kill or incapacitate a person even if he were wearing armor.* However, if you miss, you are off balance with a slow recovery time (i.e. probably not going to get many chances for a second swing). If I had to guess, I would say to counter this problem, war hammers were probably lighter than and had shorter handles than the sledges I've used.sleepygamer wrote:And the warhammer! A big hammer that you could literally crush someone's skull with? Come on! That'd be awesome!
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oxoiron wrote:Having spent far too many hours swinging sledge hammers (8, 10, 16 and 20 pounders), I can attest that a squarely landed blow from one would kill or incapacitate a person even if he were wearing armor.* However, if you miss, you are off balance with a slow recovery time (i.e. probably not going to get many chances for a second swing). If I had to guess, I would say to counter this problem, war hammers were probably lighter than and had shorter handles than the sledges I've used.sleepygamer wrote:And the warhammer! A big hammer that you could literally crush someone's skull with? Come on! That'd be awesome!
*If you don't believe me, don your armor and let me hit you with my hammer.
Torvaun wrote:Chrismclegless wrote:LittleChrist wrote:Chainmail was primarily designed to prevent punctures and stabbing that plate armor was so weak against.
I'm fairly sure chainmail wasn't designed to prevent stabbing, more to protect against slicing. The idea was to stop the sharp edge cutting off your arm. It didn't help against pointy things.Someone wittier than I wrote:To a spear, dagger or arrow, chainmail is nothing but a loosely connected set of holes.
Interestingly enough, that's a set of very small holes. This means that the guy with a dagger can stab less than an inch past the chainmail, with proper padding, he'll never reach skin, and it's for damn sure he's not going to reach anything vital. So, yes, chainmail prevents stabbing, and it is very good at it.
I don't think you'd even have to extend the handle. A 22 oz. framing hammer could fuck someone up in a hurry.SexyTalon wrote:Hey, you put that on the end of a two-three foot shaft and attack someone with it, and tell me it's not a viable weapon. Even the claw end would be useful.

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