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by idont_know12 » Wed May 28, 2008 3:21 pm UTC
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Hm, apparently the bottom of some of the text got cut off... oh well.Original:
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by Yusuke » Wed May 28, 2008 10:03 pm UTC
How could I resist?
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Colonel Alloy wrote:If life was a disease, it'd be sexually transmitted, with a 100% mortality rate.
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by Jamurai » Wed May 28, 2008 10:29 pm UTC
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by Turtle_ » Thu May 29, 2008 12:23 am UTC

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http://www.xkcd.com/228/EDIT: Lol, I got "http://xkcd.com/404/" while pressing random looking for new ones to edit.
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by benjhuey » Thu May 29, 2008 1:14 am UTC
That gives me an idea...

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...such a silly idea.
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by Yusuke » Thu May 29, 2008 1:18 am UTC
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Colonel Alloy wrote:If life was a disease, it'd be sexually transmitted, with a 100% mortality rate.
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by dracharys » Thu May 29, 2008 1:27 am UTC
Turtle_ wrote:resonance.png
EDIT: Lol, I got "http://xkcd.com/404/" while pressing random looking for new ones to edit.
I think this one really captures the spirit of the thread.
When you see the robot, drink!
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by Yusuke » Thu May 29, 2008 1:52 am UTC
Original!:
http://xkcd.com/231/

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by Vaniver » Thu May 29, 2008 2:02 am UTC
I can't bring myself to do an Exploits of a Mom one, because all the ideas I have are a bit too eh.
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by lanicita » Thu May 29, 2008 2:43 am UTC
This is just what I was thinking as I read the latest comic (hint: think back to
this).
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by hendusoone » Thu May 29, 2008 3:09 am UTC
That is amazing, lanicita.
Yusuke - well played on both of those!
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by Mathmagic » Thu May 29, 2008 5:31 am UTC
I don't think the idea of the thread was to make the comics *unfunny* or just not jokes at all...
This is directed at only a select few people, by the way. Most of these are super-awesome.
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by thecommabandit » Thu May 29, 2008 8:31 am UTC
mathmagic wrote:I don't think the idea of the thread was to make the comics *unfunny* or just not jokes at all...
This is directed at only a select few people, by the way. Most of these are super-awesome.
No no, the idea of the thread was to remove the 'magic' that makes xkcd awesome. Unfunny comics are the point.
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by bigglesworth » Thu May 29, 2008 9:07 am UTC
Vaniver wrote:I can't bring myself to do an Exploits of a Mom one, because all the ideas I have are a bit too eh.
What did you think of mine?
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by Hawknc » Thu May 29, 2008 10:01 am UTC
thecommabandit wrote:mathmagic wrote:I don't think the idea of the thread was to make the comics *unfunny* or just not jokes at all...
This is directed at only a select few people, by the way. Most of these are super-awesome.
No no, the idea of the thread was to remove the 'magic' that makes xkcd awesome. Unfunny comics are the point.
I figured it was sort of in the vein of Garfield minus Garfield, which I failed utterly at but the best ones seem to be that sort of style.
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by |Erasmus| » Thu May 29, 2008 10:26 am UTC

Yet another one that has mostly xkcd but just missing the punchline, which is basically what I got from the OP... It looks like a normal xkcd comic, but just lacks whatever it was that made it good.
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by Princess Marzipan » Thu May 29, 2008 2:04 pm UTC
I have been removing the xkcd magic and replacing it with C&H.
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by Yusuke » Thu May 29, 2008 5:14 pm UTC
hendusoone wrote:Yusuke - well played on both of those!
Much thanks. The Pong one is actually still my favorite though; made a great inaugural forum post.
I agree with the point about Garfield minus Garfield though, this entire topic has made me think of that.
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by liza » Fri May 30, 2008 3:07 am UTC
The Pong one is actually pretty xkcd-ful, I think; simple computer game is omniscient, but it's doesn't matter - it's still just a computer game. A different route than Randall actually took, but not unlike his style.
Or maybe it isn't xkcd-esque, and I'm just overthinking it. Either way, I like.
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by wing » Fri May 30, 2008 5:04 am UTC
Hawknc wrote:thecommabandit wrote:mathmagic wrote:I don't think the idea of the thread was to make the comics *unfunny* or just not jokes at all...
This is directed at only a select few people, by the way. Most of these are super-awesome.
No no, the idea of the thread was to remove the 'magic' that makes xkcd awesome. Unfunny comics are the point.
I figured it was sort of in the vein of Garfield minus Garfield, which I failed utterly at but the best ones seem to be that sort of style.
Garfield Minus Garfield takes the unfunny and makes it HILARIOUS
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by Rook » Fri May 30, 2008 6:10 am UTC
My first attempt after a few clicks of random button.

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And to the C&H people, have you ever heard of Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal? "Sadism with a Smile" isn't their tagline, but it probably should be.
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by Outchanter » Fri May 30, 2008 8:39 am UTC
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by Luthen » Fri May 30, 2008 9:15 am UTC
First try:
Drake's values give N = 10 × 0.5 × 2 × 1 × 0.01 × 0.01 × 10,000 = 10From 384I think that squeezes out all the funny. Now to change one a still have it be funny.
EDIT: These are my results of clicking the Random button looking for a next
victim comic:
Delicious,
Future,
Delicious,
Tony Hawk,
Delicious. Is this a sign?
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by Shakleton » Fri May 30, 2008 12:27 pm UTC
My first try was on todays comic.
xkcd 430
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by gmalivuk » Fri May 30, 2008 4:16 pm UTC
Luthen wrote:Is this a sign?
Yes, it is a sign that I should alter "Delicious" before you get a chance to.

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by Malice » Fri May 30, 2008 4:28 pm UTC
My favorite remains this bundle of joy from "Nobody Scores!" author Brandon Bolt.

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by Random832 » Fri May 30, 2008 4:48 pm UTC
Malice wrote:My favorite remains this bundle of joy from "Nobody Scores!" author Brandon Bolt.

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by Rook » Fri May 30, 2008 7:27 pm UTC

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by Sprocket » Fri May 30, 2008 9:55 pm UTC

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lanicita wrote:This is just what I was thinking as I read the latest comic (hint: think back to
this).
OH WIN!
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by Jessica » Fri May 30, 2008 9:57 pm UTC
CatProximity wrote:cat 5 proximity.JPG
Awesome.
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by hendusoone » Fri May 30, 2008 11:15 pm UTC
cat5prox, you are amazing, and so is that comic.
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by Sprocket » Sat May 31, 2008 1:46 am UTC
Random832 wrote:Malice wrote:My favorite remains this bundle of joy from "Nobody Scores!" author Brandon Bolt.
xkcd.jpg
wait so this is posted on some other guys blog or something?
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by Luthen » Sat May 31, 2008 1:56 am UTC
Looks like hasn't fixed the
page it came from though.
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by Timequake » Sat May 31, 2008 2:01 am UTC
GENERATION -i: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum. Square it, and then add i to the generation.
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by Kithplana » Sat May 31, 2008 2:01 am UTC
CatProximity wrote:cat 5 proximity.JPG
You lose the thread. That was actually good.
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by Certhas » Sat May 31, 2008 2:16 am UTC
With xkcd you expect the twist, the shifted contexts, the slight twist on the normality. This is putting it straight, putting the normality back in. giving the same thrill of a shift of perspective as when first reading xkcd.
or in other words:
WIN
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by benjhuey » Sat May 31, 2008 7:08 am UTC
Original:
http://xkcd.com/229/

- It actually gave me food poisoning. I wouldn't recommend it.
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It was bound to happen eventually.
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