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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Gojoe » Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:56 am UTC

Here is a tissue.

What do you say when a catholic sneezes
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby .Taylor. » Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:07 am UTC

Something in iambic pentameter.


Why is the rum gone?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Gojoe » Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:08 am UTC

We needed a signal fire.

But why is the rum GONE!
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
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Though in this fora I serenade you
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby HiFiFoci » Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:11 am UTC

because i got ninjad.

When is april fools day?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Gojoe » Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:20 am UTC

When ever April decides to be a fool.

When is a man not a man?
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby .Taylor. » Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:54 pm UTC

When he is a monkey.


Is it hot in here or is it just me?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby falcon434 » Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:28 pm UTC

its just you, and probably all that gasoline you have on you too!


what do you do if someone steals your identity?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby pkuky » Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:29 pm UTC

become james woods.

what do you do when you're stuk in a chair, finding it hard to go up and down stairs?
It rains on the enemy too!
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby .Taylor. » Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:03 am UTC

Sulk.



Where are we? Russia?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby falcon434 » Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:24 am UTC

*points to map* THIS IS SPARRRTAAA!!!!!



2+2 is.....
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Antimony-120 » Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:26 am UTC

4, 2+2 is 4, 2+2 is 4

(think that's not silly? Try leaving the song on repeat for three hours)

When will it stop bleeding?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Sykotic1189 » Thu Jul 10, 2008 6:52 am UTC

eventually, depends on how big the would is and how much blood is left in the body


How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
Good times?


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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby the white hatter » Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:51 am UTC

enough untill the woodchuck chucks enough

why?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Gojoe » Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:55 am UTC

Because because because of the wonderful things he does.

Who am i?
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby mat-tina » Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:57 am UTC

Dad...?

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby the white hatter » Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:00 pm UTC

on top of the world!

happy?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby mat-tina » Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:03 pm UTC

Verily,

You?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby the white hatter » Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:21 pm UTC

I have matches and a magnifying glass, very much.

hungry? (I know I am)
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby BomanTheBear » Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:23 pm UTC

JOE'S CRAB SHACK!

Whose house?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby mat-tina » Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:29 pm UTC

The white one? Dunno. No one important, I guess...

Whatmeworry?
Felltir wrote:has no sig, and therefore something to hide
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby BomanTheBear » Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:30 pm UTC

Yes, I actually WOULD like some information about the Stairmaster 5000.

When do you work next?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby mat-tina » Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:37 pm UTC

When my money escapes.

Why, God, why?
Felltir wrote:has no sig, and therefore something to hide
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby the white hatter » Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:50 pm UTC

because satan because

why start?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Gojoe » Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:54 pm UTC

Stop. Hammer time.

What is in my left hand?
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby mat-tina » Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:57 pm UTC

String or nothing! (That's what she said.)

When should I go to sleep?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby BomanTheBear » Thu Jul 10, 2008 6:59 pm UTC

When you're dead. BY MY HANDS.

What the hell?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby The Hyphenator » Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:21 pm UTC

Only if you want to.

How did I cock my snook?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby mat-tina » Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:49 am UTC

With lots of streching and years of training.

Hello? Is somebody there?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby esmooths » Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:12 am UTC

Yes, you have reached the Psychic Hotline.

What can I do for you?
If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice.
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby .Taylor. » Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:15 am UTC

Everything you ever dreamed of and more!

Are we there yet?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby the white hatter » Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:10 am UTC

5..4..3..2..1 FIRE!!!!

to be or not to be?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby mat-tina » Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:12 am UTC

Toby. Obviously.

Is there an answer?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby the white hatter » Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:32 am UTC

42!! 42!!!!

what is the question?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby mat-tina » Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:54 am UTC

If I would answer that, the answer would be a question and hence not a real answer (unless questions are first-class objects).

Do I make sense, or do I sense make?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby AngrySquirrel » Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:58 am UTC

YOU MAKE COOKIES!

How many legs does a centipede have?
The way to a man's heart goes through his ribcage. Screaming "KALIMA KALIMA" also helps.
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Gojoe » Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:33 am UTC

Depends how many i pick off first.

What is the square root of 4?
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby mat-tina » Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:38 am UTC

2

Why doesn't it work?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby The Hyphenator » Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:01 pm UTC

He was killed in a cellular phone explosion.

They scattered his ashes across the ocean?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby mat-tina » Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:35 pm UTC

To quote Wikipedia:
Wikipedia wrote:Yes


Why does potato taste better when it's semi-burned?
Felltir wrote:has no sig, and therefore something to hide
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Gojoe » Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:27 pm UTC

Chemistry.

What does that have to do with anything?
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